Episodes 39
Avg. Duration 25m
Activity Dormant
Since Nov 2024
Latest Episode Jul 2025

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Weekly
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About This Podcast

Gil Abrams is a religious man, and not getting any younger. But after watching his wife die, and lines in his face getting deeper, he decides that maybe heaven can wait. Especially when he finds out about the new de-aging treatment on the market. The only problem is the cost. Being a retired janitor, his life savings don't quite cover the million yuan. The only option is to become a coyote, smuggling American immigrants by sea into Newfoundland from the civil war that rages below the border. It takes a lot of guts, determination, planning, and a risk-taking nature, none of which Gil has. In this dark satire podcast, one man will decide if living far into the future is worth possibly giving up the present.

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S1E38 CA1970 (Chapter 38 of 38)

Jul 29, 2025 28m

Send a textThe Lord works in mysterious ways, and Gil has come to accept his fate. Sometimes it's the small pleasures in life that make it worthwhile, like going for a drive anywhere off your…

S1E37 ¥186 (Chapter 37 of 38)

Jul 22, 2025 23m

Send a textGil has taken a life of leisure in his home, in which he shares much of his time with his grandson. Dan appears to be in good health, and Melvin has gone back to the mainland. A two…

S1E36 ¥11 (Chapter 36 of 38)

Jul 15, 2025 26m

Send a textGil is starting to feel his age, and Arron Bekker calls again. But his timing isn't great. Or maybe it's perfect.

S1E35 ¥595,357 (Chapter 35 of 38)

Jul 08, 2025 44m

Send a textThe big day has arrived, but nothing ever goes as planned. Yet with Frank leading the way, it gives Gil the confidence to push through.

S1E34 ¥593,594 (Chapter 34 of 38)

Jul 01, 2025 6m

Send a textGil has another difficult request for Frank, but this time Melvin is there to back him up.

S1E33 ¥592,008 (Chapter 33 of 38)

Jun 24, 2025 16m

Send a textMost graveyard experiences aren't pleasant, but Gil's always seem way more complicated than they should be.

S1E32 ¥590,701 (Chapter 32 of 38)

Jun 17, 2025 34m

Send a textThe good Reverend goes missing and Melvin and Gil decide they need to have a conversation with his replacement. Well, it's more Melvin's decision, but Gil is at his side. And terrified.…

S1E31 ¥586,114 (Chapter 31 of 38)

Jun 10, 2025 36m

Send a textGil reveals something at the next v-cast that perhaps he should have kept to himself, but the repercussions are unusual. For him and his grandson.

S1E30 ¥585,229 (Chapter 30 of 38)

Jun 03, 2025 32m

Send a textGil and his young friends decide to give a helping hand to a man in need. Not that the man deserves it, or appreciates it, or is even a real man.

S1E29 ¥581,921 (Chapter 29 of 38)

May 27, 2025 27m Transcript

Send a textFrank attempts to strike a deal with Gil and Melvin, but the one voice of sanity is not prepared for the pushback.

S1E28 ¥580,124 (Chapter 28 of 38)

May 20, 2025 17m Transcript

Send a textGil and his grandson are back in the v-cast. The insightful Park has some interesting questions as always, but Gil's answers don't disappoint. Sometimes even on purpose.

S1E27 ¥577,393 (Chapter 27 of 38)

May 13, 2025 33m Transcript

Send a textGil gets an unexpected visitor, and things get a little scary. But sometimes good things are scary.

S1E26 ¥574,333 (Chapter 26 of 38)

May 06, 2025 36m Transcript

Send a textFrancis is causing tension in Yi and Gil feels like it's his fault. Maybe it is. Or maybe Francis is a troubled kid. After all, they did torture Joseph Stalin.

S1E25 ¥572,778 (Chapter 25 of 38)

Apr 29, 2025 38m Transcript

Send a textGil's newest "guests" will not follow orders. Or advice. Or just general common sense. But at least they can speak in tongues.

S1E24 ¥571,778 (Chapter 24 of 38)

Apr 22, 2025 22m Transcript

Send a textGil revisits the past in the next episode of Park's v-cast. But his biggest fear is that the past might visit him.

S1E23 ¥568,389 (Chapter 23 of 38)

Apr 15, 2025 22m Transcript

Send a textOnce again, Gil dons the Occip and enters the Song Dynasty with his posse. There are many strange sights and sounds as they approach the city. But strangest of all is a mysterious old man…

S1E22 ¥565,779 (Chapter 22 of 38)

Apr 08, 2025 43m Transcript

Send a textGil's latest "guests" might actually be less intelligent than the last ones. None of them are getting any easier to deal with. But at least his new relationship is taking the edge off...or…

S1E21 ¥338,169 (Chapter 21 of 38)

Apr 01, 2025 16m Transcript

Send a textWith more "work" on the horizon, Gil figures it's time for another visit to his wife's grave. This time he'll keep Dan in the car. Not that this keeps Amy's lifestone from finding other…

S1E20 ¥335,131 (Chapter 20 of 38)

Mar 25, 2025 26m Transcript

Send a textGoing to church is usually a predictable experience, but not always. The thing about the American immigrants is that although they might come from the same side of the border, they might…

S1E19 ¥332,531 (Chapter 19 of 38)

Mar 18, 2025 17m Transcript

Send a textWith Gil's strange guests staying in the shed it's not easy for him and Melvin to relax. But at least the visitors are keeping quiet. Maybe a little too quiet.

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