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we haven't been the same since the journal factory explosion
thank you so much for 1k subscribers!! posting myself online is terrifying but the people that have found me have been so funny and kind that it makes it worth doing again every week. also, has…
thank you for inventing the ponytail, Kylie Jenner!
this one goes out to my fellow 2016 matte liquid lipstick victims. someone should've told us sooner.00:00 loud af over here02:51 love island bullies are back09:35 i am NOT sticky12:06 obsession16:27…
I was given internet access way too young
if Xx_zacc_ven0m_xX ever finds this I think we should see other people00:00 disrespected at the vintage fair04:11 being weirdly emotional 08:49 have you seen this man11:25 myspace14:44 being…
out of touch is an understatement
“It’s one banana, Michael, what could it cost? $10?” - James Charlesalso notice how as soon as I’m talking about him the video starts getting darker and grainier… chilling00:00 evil at the…
yearning is back and love is real
and one thing we're NOT gonna talk about is whatever I did to my hair. I'll fix it. I'll be better I promise00:00 The Other Bennet Sister06:42 the piratebay08:41 love island is a feeling11:05 not…
why am I getting flashed on the tiktok shop
missed you last week! i'm sorry if this was your introduction to vabbing or tyler catastrophe. please don't hold it against me00:00 my card will always be frozen01:00 being sick02:28 I just developed…
I'm my own nightmare blunt rotation
happy early 420!!00:00 where is my blush01:59 beef w fruit love island06:10 observing coachella08:45 musikfest09:56 w33d 13:56 first edible21:15 ppl using their kids to get free stuff25:46 being…
taking psychic damage from IG notes
my karma was my 3 barrel hair waver burning my ends to a crispig: tayfelitiktok: iyecpod00:00 my missing hair tool02:15 cat problems08:40 social media 11:19 IG notes17:11 posting music20:15…
21: I really hate these AI fruit people
this episode is dedicated to the girls who only got to wear bearpaw growing up. would we have preferred uggs? sure. but it made us strongeralso I've seen enough fanart and I'm into the whole…
20: Love Is Blind but it's only the drama that I found interesting lol
this show is so unserious. and Dunkin will pay for what they've done to me00:00 landlord special04:12 banana pudding coffee06:49 Bridgeton part 209:17 One Piece 13:02 Love Is Blind15:44 Chris &…
19: these thoughts have been sitting in my notes app (Jim Carrey's clone, "pushing 30 btw", Hogwarts)
Sorry again about the sweater thing. I can't figure out why Jim Carrey would need to be cloned and if they were going to clone him... why are they not identical. If my Hogwart's acceptance letter got…
18: I think I'm gonna d*e in this house
I've been recovering from being sick while my neighbors held a screaming competition upstairs (it was a tie). If I didn't have witnesses to what has happened on my block I would think I hallucinated…
17: I need the Bridgertons and Love Island production team in my office NOW
Benedict Bridgerton... I need to speak with you. In fact, get the Love Island producers in my office too. They keep forcing these people to play Truth of Dare. I'm going to fly down there and sneak…
16: somehow this became my problem
The snowstorm is approaching and people are losing their minds. If I even think about the state my local Marshall's is in right now my hands will start shaking. At least I have my upstairs neighbor's…
15: let's talk about this one last time
I'm so late to the party it's not even funny but I showed up in the last 5 minutes and I brought a no-bake oreo dessert so it still counts for something03:09 weird question but ok06:40 tara’s halter…
14: skirt over jeans is IN. having an affair with Bob Pancakes is OUT.
Maybe 2026 will be the year where I actually lower the mic enough. I'll report back if w**d ends up being in. And we've all been there with Bob. I'm not saying I don't get it. But it's time to raise…
13: never go to chili's with a scorpio
HAPPY NEW YEAR and a firm handshake to my fellow capricorns. I'm a little bit hungover while I'm posting this and I didn't get to hear Midnight Sun but I haven't lost faith that one of these days the…
12: Heated Rivalry & UnHeated British Food
If I know Dunkin makes horrible coffee and I keep going back anyway, who's really to blame? Them. They are. Heated Rivalry has been even better than I expected and I wasn't ready to shed tears. If…
11: we're hanging out and i'm telling you all about the shows i've watched recently
it's been a while so we need to catch up!!! and then get right into everything I've watched since we last talked. scenes that were written by people who have never met another person before, the…
10: crying over Harvest Moon, cringing over a creepy date
If someone could recommend some games I should try I promise you I'll give them an honest shot. It's literally 100 degrees so I hope you're staying hydrated AND putting some pink salt in your water…
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