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21: I really hate these AI fruit people
this episode is dedicated to the girls who only got to wear bearpaw growing up. would we have preferred uggs? sure. but it made us strongeralso I've seen enough fanart and I'm into the whole…
20: Love Is Blind but it's only the drama that I found interesting lol
this show is so unserious. and Dunkin will pay for what they've done to me00:00 landlord special04:12 banana pudding coffee06:49 Bridgeton part 209:17 One Piece 13:02 Love Is Blind15:44 Chris &…
19: these thoughts have been sitting in my notes app (Jim Carrey's clone, "pushing 30 btw", Hogwarts)
Sorry again about the sweater thing. I can't figure out why Jim Carrey would need to be cloned and if they were going to clone him... why are they not identical. If my Hogwart's acceptance letter got…
18: I think I'm gonna d*e in this house
I've been recovering from being sick while my neighbors held a screaming competition upstairs (it was a tie). If I didn't have witnesses to what has happened on my block I would think I hallucinated…
17: I need the Bridgertons and Love Island production team in my office NOW
Benedict Bridgerton... I need to speak with you. In fact, get the Love Island producers in my office too. They keep forcing these people to play Truth of Dare. I'm going to fly down there and sneak…
16: somehow this became my problem
The snowstorm is approaching and people are losing their minds. If I even think about the state my local Marshall's is in right now my hands will start shaking. At least I have my upstairs neighbor's…
15: let's talk about this one last time
I'm so late to the party it's not even funny but I showed up in the last 5 minutes and I brought a no-bake oreo dessert so it still counts for something03:09 weird question but ok06:40 tara’s halter…
14: skirt over jeans is IN. having an affair with Bob Pancakes is OUT.
Maybe 2026 will be the year where I actually lower the mic enough. I'll report back if w**d ends up being in. And we've all been there with Bob. I'm not saying I don't get it. But it's time to raise…
13: never go to chili's with a scorpio
HAPPY NEW YEAR and a firm handshake to my fellow capricorns. I'm a little bit hungover while I'm posting this and I didn't get to hear Midnight Sun but I haven't lost faith that one of these days the…
12: Heated Rivalry & UnHeated British Food
If I know Dunkin makes horrible coffee and I keep going back anyway, who's really to blame? Them. They are. Heated Rivalry has been even better than I expected and I wasn't ready to shed tears. If…
11: we're hanging out and i'm telling you all about the shows i've watched recently
it's been a while so we need to catch up!!! and then get right into everything I've watched since we last talked. scenes that were written by people who have never met another person before, the…
10: crying over Harvest Moon, cringing over a creepy date
If someone could recommend some games I should try I promise you I'll give them an honest shot. It's literally 100 degrees so I hope you're staying hydrated AND putting some pink salt in your water…
9: Love Island thoughts & my fear of the honeycombs cereal mascot was valid
It’s not clocking to you that I’m back again, is it? I’m sharing with you some fears I had as a child and the more I talked about them the more I realized I was kind of on to something. That honey…
8: Insane Nightmares & Fake Wet Dreams
we made it to June! my windows are open and Summerboy is playing on the JBL. we're talking about how I'm being terrorized in my own home, the disappointing reddit thread I came across, and then it's…
7: LEAVE MY LAFUFU ALONE
I didn't make it to Florida but my dreams of one day seeing a palm tree are still alive. this summer our arms are OUT and we're keeping our hands to ourselves. there will be no lafufu-shaming either.…
6: I'm deeply passionate about brown eyes and party cake ice cream
if the girl with the blue dress somehow ever sees this I hope she knows she's an icon. no Sinners spoilers, just go load up your bag with dollar tree snacks and see it while it's still in theaters.…
5: Bath & Body Works employees love me. Apple Store employees fear me.
episode 5... I knew we could do it. for this one I wanted to rant about the mall a bit, a place that has brought me both joy and despair. I would actually really love to know your favorite scents…
4: Yung Gravy Sacrifices & Temptation Island
it's episode 4! at this point, we can only assume the next one will be episode 5. I'm sorry for complaining a bit but at least I gave you the space to do so as well. we did also need to talk about…
3: My Middle School Crush & Ashton Hall Honey Packs
it feels like we got a little closer this episode. I'm opening up about embarrassing middle school crushes and my littlest petshops, you're mostly just listening but I'm not holding that against you.…
2: Getting played by Don Lothario & Edward archiving Bella's pictures
this one goes out to my yearners and twihards. where did pink butterfree come from? does every fmc in a romantasy have to be 19? why are all these sims in my bathroom? sorry for saying c**k more than…
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