If You Would’ve Told Me

If You Would’ve Told Me

Joe Fernandes

Episodes 37
Avg. Duration 56m
Activity Highly Active
Apple Rating 5.0 (3)
Since Sep 2024
Latest Episode May 2026

Publishing Details

Schedule
Every 2 Weeks
Format
Episodic
Consistency
67%
Hosting
anchor.fm

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About This Podcast

Joe Fernandes & Emily Paige bring you their new podcast where they will tell stories, read stories, and make up stories. Please subscribe! You can email us any stories to [email protected]

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Recent Episodes

S2E13 Burned by Bubbles

May 04, 2026 57m

In this episode, Joe and Emily react to being called “ableist” over their audiobook take—and try to figure out how the internet heard something they definitely didn’t say.From there, things spiral…

S2E12 Cocaine Sharks & Crazy Ex Revenge

Apr 20, 2026 42m

We dive into some of the most unhinged news stories we’ve ever covered. From a woman getting revenge on her ex by signing him up for 88 marathons, to the discovery of cocaine in sharks, to a Florida…

S2E11 That’s A Girl Word

Apr 06, 2026 44m

This week, we accidentally turned into a book club… and then immediately spiraled into chaos.Joe and Emily catch up after a short break, talk birthdays, and realize they both set the same goal to…

S2E10 What If Your Thoughts Aren’t Yours?

Mar 02, 2026 47m

This episode starts with a ridiculous “scream with no air” challenge and somehow turns into a deep dive on anxiety, panic attacks, creativity, spirituality, and whether we actually create our…

S2E9 The Bad Bunny Internet Spiral

Feb 16, 2026 49m

This week on If You Would’ve Told Me, we dive into the Super Bowl halftime show that had everyone talking — Bad Bunny! 🐰 From the viral memes, internet outrage, and political hot takes to flags,…

S2E8 From Milk Duds to Marrying AI

Feb 02, 2026 48m

This episode starts with cantaloupe hate and somehow ends with a woman marrying AI — and honestly, it all makes sense by the end.Joe and Emily riff on edible arrangements, candy nostalgia, and…

S2E7 Something Feels Off

Jan 18, 2026 50m

This week, Joe and Emily do what they do best: start recording before they realize they’re recording and let the conversation go wherever it wants.They debate coffee vs tea, spiral over why drip…

S2E6 Anxiety vs. Intuition

Jan 05, 2026 57m

Happy 2026! We’re back for the first episode of the year, and we’re getting intentional. We dive deep into the fine line between Anxiety vs. Intuition—discussing therapy breakthroughs, why journaling…

S2E5 Goober Nutter

Dec 22, 2025 55m

We’re back from a short break and things get weird fast. We talk weird food (including deer heart and peanut butter crimes), anxiety coping habits, trusting your gut, and why “that’s just who I am”…

S2E4 Too Old for Slang?

Nov 17, 2025 52m

This week, Joe and Emily dive into the wild world of modern slang — from Gen Alpha kids shouting “6–7” for no reason to grown adults still saying “dope,” “fire,” and every phrase that instantly makes…

S2E3 Bananas in Pyjamas

Nov 03, 2025 37m

We kick off with the strangest headline yet — Bananas in Pyjamas held for ransom by the Russian mafia — and somehow end up talking Scotland travel plans, ancient clan drama, surprise DNA results, and…

S2E2 Who’s Giving Rats Cocaine?!

Oct 20, 2025 49m

Things get weird fast in Episode 2! 🎉Joe and Emily start off swapping stories about writing, poetry, and old photo albums… and somehow end up discussing poop-themed restaurants, modern-day plague…

S2E1 Easy There, Eagle Eyes

Oct 06, 2025 48m

🎙️ Episode 1: “Easy There, Eagle Eyes”Season 2 kicks off with Joe and Emily catching up after summer break — and of course, the conversation goes everywhere. From the chaos of world headlines to the…

S1E23 Kooky Crocodiles Get Down

Aug 24, 2025 1h 16m

It’s the Season 1 finale! Joe and Emily wrap up 23 episodes with a little bit of everything: Emily’s Iceland trip (trolls, puffins, and strict moss laws), a 400-year-old shark nicknamed Norma, and…

S1E22 Brutal & Beautiful New Jersey

Aug 11, 2025 41m

Joe and Emily take a ChatGPT-fueled trip through what makes New Jersey famous. We debate accents, argue about skorts, and dive into the weirdest news stories - including dog pee drug tests, pole…

S1E21 ChatGPT Knows Us

Jul 28, 2025 53m

Joe and Emily ask ChatGPT what it knows about their podcast, dive into the weird world of AI therapy, and unpack foodie calls, bro code drama, and TSA crotch scans. Plus, going viral for the wrong…

S1E20 Bald Heads and Betrayal Bombs

Jul 14, 2025 55m

Joe and Emily go from bald heads to betrayal bombs — literally. Joe shares how he lost his hair, got his mole flicked at Dunkin’ Donuts, and embraced the bald life. Emily opens up about her undercut…

S1E19 Repopulating the Islands

Jun 30, 2025 1h

Would you move to a remote island for €84K? Joe and Emily explore real relocation offers from around the world—then spiral into hilarious fast food rankings 🍔, a $4,000 Dumb Dumb lollipop disaster 🍭,…

S1E18 And I Felt That

Jun 15, 2025 1h 9m

This week on If You Would’ve Told Me, Joe and Emily dive into “Would You Rather,” play a few rounds of F, Marry, Kill, and discuss whether two comedians dating is a good idea—or a disaster waiting to…

S1E17 Salmon Hats

Jun 02, 2025 1h 4m

This week on If You Would’ve Told Me, Joe and Emily talk weird animal facts like Orca whales and their fishy fashion sense, milking cockroaches, and stories about gambling losses and bombing on…

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