It’s Not Me, It’s the Piano!

It’s Not Me, It’s the Piano!

Luis Magalhães

Episodes 8
Avg. Duration 21m
Activity Dormant
Since Feb 2025
Latest Episode Mar 2025

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Schedule
Weekly
Format
Episodic
Hosting
anchor.fm

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About This Podcast

Ever blamed the piano for your mistakes? So have I. Welcome to It’s Not Me, It’s the Piano!, the chaotic, hilarious, and slightly unhinged podcast where classical music meets some sort of darkness. Hosted by concert pianist Luis Whatever, this show dives into the quirks, disasters, and genius of the classical music world—one ridiculous episode at a time.

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Recent Episodes

S1E8 The Complete Idiot's Guide to Classical Music: Surviving Centuries of Dead People's Greatest Hits

Mar 23, 2025 26m

Welcome to Episode 8 of It’s Not Me, It’s The Piano!—the only classical music podcast brave enough to ask, “What is a fugue, and should I get tested for it?”In this musical fever dream, host Luis…

S1E7 CONCERT ETIQUETTE – A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR PERFORMERS AND THE UNFORTUNATE PUBLIC

Mar 15, 2025 24m

Welcome to the war zone that is live classical music. If you’ve ever been personally victimized by an audience member who believes Mahler pairs well with a tuna sandwich, this episode is for…

S1E6 PERCUSSION PLAYERS, recorders & THE TRIANGLE ILLUMINATI

Mar 09, 2025 29m

Luis, on the run from chamber musicians, seeks shelter in what he thinks is an abandoned practice room—only to discover it’s actually a percussionist’s lair. The walls are lined with timpani, gongs,…

S1E5 Chamber Music Chaos & The Anti-Singer Manifesto: A Deeply Scientific, Completely Objective, and Totally Unbiased Study

Mar 01, 2025 31m

Chamber music: an elegant, intimate, and collaborative form of musical artistry. Or so the propaganda would have you believe.The reality? It’s a psychological experiment in human endurance. It’s…

S1E4 Criminal Composers: The Most Scandalous Musicians in History

Feb 23, 2025 19m

Did you know some of history’s greatest composers were also criminals? In this episode, we uncover the crimes behind the composers—murder, fraud, duels, and scandals. From Carlo Gesualdo’s bloody…

S1E3 Piano Teachers from Hell – A Survival Guide

Feb 16, 2025 17m

🚨 WARNING: This episode contains extreme pedagogical trauma, unsolicited life advice from teachers who peaked in 1957, and fingering nightmares that will haunt you for years. Viewer discretion is…

S1E2 Why Are Pianists Like This? A Psychological Disaster in 88 Keys

Feb 10, 2025 11m

EPISODE 2: “Why Are Pianists Like This? A Psychological Disaster in 88 Keys” 🎭🔥WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS EXTREME PIANIST PSYCHOLOGY, UNHINGED PRACTICE ROOM CHAOS, AND AT LEAST THREE FAKE…

S1E1 A Beginner’s Guide to Excuses

Feb 06, 2025 13m

Welcome to the very first episode of It’s Not Me, It’s the Piano!—the podcast where classical music meets chaos, comedy, and questionable career choices.Every pianist knows the golden rule of…

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It’s Not Me, It’s the Piano! is currently dormant with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 21m.

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