Jacked, Tan and Snarky

Jacked, Tan and Snarky

Jacked, Tan and Snarky

English Leisure Explicit
Episodes 45
Avg. Duration 58m
Activity Sporadic
Apple Rating 5.0 (11)
Since Oct 2023
Latest Episode Dec 2025

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Every 2 Weeks
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Episodic
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About This Podcast

You can sit with us. Even if it’s Wednesday and you’re not wearing pink. Join two friends as they discuss, kvetch, and snark about all things fitness, reality TV, fashion in your 40’s, and all the things in between.

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#45: Six Months Late, Still Judgy: Christmas Edition

Dec 22, 2025 59m

We’re back with a brand-new episode of Jacked, Tan & Snarky just in time for Christmas… only six months late, no big deal. We dive into Christmas movie hot takes (some lists deserve jail), tree…

S3E25 # 46: Six Months Late, Still Judgy: Christmas Edition

Dec 16, 2025 1h

We’re back with a brand-new episode of Jacked, Tan & Snarky just in time for Christmas… only six months late, no big deal. We dive headfirst into Christmas movie opinions (including why some “top…

#44: Chelsea’s Racing, Jenny’s Shopping, and Nobody Knows What Episode It Is

Apr 29, 2025 1h 25m

We may have lost count of the episodes, but we haven’t lost our edge. In this week’s chaos, Jenny’s deep in Amazon storefront territory (send help, she bought jelly shoes), and Chelsea’s…

#43: March Madness: Limping Dogs, Trickster Kids & 90s Hip-Hop Nostalgia

Apr 01, 2025 1h

St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans were in full swing—probably not a great listen for little kids, so plan accordingly! March flew by, and we’re here to catch up on all the chaos. Chelsea’s workout…

#42: We’re NOT Millennials, But We Are Full of Opinions

Mar 24, 2025 1h 17m

We may be on the edge of millennial territory, but let’s be clear—we are NOT millennials (we have the joint pain to prove it). This week, Chelsea is deep into the Aaron Rodgers Enigma documentary,…

#41: Chaos, Cardio, and a Listener Death Match

Mar 14, 2025 1h 3m

We’re actually on episode 41 (unlike what was said in the episode—math is hard). This week, we’re diving into the important things in life: siblings trying to kill each other, Jenny finding a new gym…

#40: Apple Cider Vinegar, 69 Kids, and Chelsea’s Triathlon Masochism

Mar 06, 2025 1h

This week, we dive into the hard-hitting topics: Why is Jenny addicted to VR puzzles? Is Chelsea’s youngest an ancient soul? How did a woman in 1770 have 69 children (and who took her Guinness World…

#39: Jacked, Tan, and Paying Too Much for Streaming

Feb 25, 2025 57m

This week, we’re spiraling over Scamanda on Hulu, reliving the toxic chaos of America’s Next Top Model, and taking a nostalgic detour into the most aggressively '80s girl names. Plus, baseball season…

#38: Sick, Snarky & Over-Informed: Pants, Pop Stars, and Podcast Pet Peeves

Feb 07, 2025 1h 15m

We’re back from the depths of sickness and ready to overanalyze everything—because, honestly, we’re sick of being too informed about health and nutrition. This week, we’re unpacking Wonka (again),…

#37: Sucks to Suck (in Our Mid-40s): Damn, We LookED Good

Jan 27, 2025 1h 19m

In this wildly relatable, slightly chaotic episode, we cover all the essentials of life as we continue to creep into our ahem mid-40s. From Monday-off energy and Meta Quest Beat Saber battles to…

#36: Touching Grass Time

Jan 16, 2025 1h 10m

Welcome to Jacked, Tan and Snarky the ultimate guide to navigating life’s dumpster fire with a healthy dose of snark. This week, we’re ringing in the new year by diving into deprivation tanks, and…

#35: Gray hairs, Smooth brains and “Hey Horse!”

Jan 07, 2025 1h 14m

Welcome back to Jacked, tann-ish and definitely snarky, where we dissect the chaos of modern life with wit, wisdom, and just a touch of exhaustion. This week, we start by shouting out our loyal…

#34: From Migraines to Madness: A Snarky Symphony of Life’s Chaos

Dec 11, 2024 53m

We’re back with another wildly relatable and slightly ridiculous episode! Join us as we ramble through topics ranging from the serious to the absurd. We kick things off with a migraine-fueled plea…

#33: Will we ever be well rested again and other burning questions.

Nov 22, 2024 1h

In this episode, we dive headfirst into the chaos that is our collective exhaustion from *daylight saving time* (yes, it’s “saving,” not “savings”—get it right or get out). We’ll chat about sleep…

#32: B*tches like Tonia and other things we hate

Nov 07, 2024 52m

Ever wonder what’s rattling around in your hosts' heads, like an endless scroll of open tabs? From nostalgic naps and the bittersweet reality of our 40s to griping about slang and the baffling sounds…

#31: Celine, Chimps, and Con Artists: Your Weekly Dose of Chaos and Commentary

Oct 31, 2024 1h 3m

Buckle up for a whirlwind episode where we *attempt* to stay on topic but definitely don’t. We kick off with some baseball talk (because Chelsea is legally obligated), then somehow find ourselves…

#30: Heat Waves & Housewives: A Hot Mess of outrageous fashion, snarky housewives and MLMs

Oct 10, 2024 53m

In this episode, we’re bringing the heat—literally and figuratively. The weather’s so hot it feels like we’re living on the sun, but that’s nothing compared to the outrageous fashion choices from the…

#29: Vain, Fame, and Housewives Drama: The Reality TV Mirror

Oct 03, 2024 59m

In this episode, we're diving into the cringe and glory of watching yourself on reality TV—because nothing says *peak vanity* like critiquing your own facial expressions on the small screen. While…

#28: Slang, Scams, and Semi-Scripted Drama: A Deep Dive into Modern Madness

Sep 25, 2024 41m

This week, we’re decoding the baffling world of teenager abbreviations —because why say "that sucks for you" when you can say "TSFY" and yeet your credibility out the window? But that's not all!…

#27: Gym Rats & Fashion Fails: How Not to Be *That* Person at the Gym

Sep 17, 2024 54m

In this episode, we’re diving into the wild world of gym etiquette—because yes, someone needs to tell you not to hog the squat rack for Instagram selfies. From dodging the guy who has his special…

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How many episodes does Jacked, Tan and Snarky have?

Jacked, Tan and Snarky has published 45 episodes since October 2023, covering topics in Leisure.

Is Jacked, Tan and Snarky still active?

Jacked, Tan and Snarky is currently sporadic with new episodes every 2 weeks. Average episode length is 58m.

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