Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You

Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You

Swanburst Media

Episodes 500
Avg. Duration 17m
Activity Declining
Since Oct 2019
Latest Episode Apr 2026

Publishing Details

Schedule
Every Few Days
Format
Episodic
Consistency
65%
Hosting
feeds.acast.com

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About This Podcast

A weekly podcast featuring Jake Yapp, as seen and heard on Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe, Radio 4 and 6Music. Twitter: @NotTodayPod. IG: @itsnottodaypod

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Recent Episodes

S7E18 hi Honey, I'm (Almost) Home

Apr 24, 2026 14m

Today! Pistachios! Walnuts! And going nuts! Plus, the deeply contradictory nature of the English language.Oh, and here's how to make Muhammarah, courtesy of one of my absolute favourite youtube…

S7E17 The Travelling Software Salesman Tony Blair

Apr 05, 2026 21m

Happy Easter! And 'alleluia' as Jacob Rees-Mogg likes to tweet, which feels so appropriate. Today: Home brewing! Tony Blair! Trump doing an impression of a guy called John Barron! Fine. Here's the…

S7E16 Petey-Pete Pee to the EE TEE EE

Mar 20, 2026 12m

Today's Metro dissected, for no good reason, and a Pete Hegseth 90s pop rap, because it just absolutely feels like his jam. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S7E15 'Now' and 'Zen'

Mar 13, 2026 12m

In which Eckhart Tolle sings the latest from his new album, 'By Eck', and we perhaps, finally deal with the Rat Situation, after, frankly, a lot of sh*t. Hello! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy…

S7E14 Andy n Mandy

Feb 27, 2026 14m

Hello! This week: By-election trollols, Andy n Mandy, and some STONKING observational comedy for you. I cannot get behind the word stonking. I am sorry. If you'd like to support me in the bizarre…

S7E13 Patreon Dot Com Slash JakeYapp

Feb 20, 2026 18m

I called this episode that because I think in all my staring-at-my-shoes waffle, I didn't actually mention the bloody URL. All a bit manic. How are you? You alright? Next week will be so much better.…

S7E12 Ratcliffe and the Rat

Feb 13, 2026 17m

Sir Jim Ratcliffe feels like the UK has been colonised. NOT BY HIM. Meanwhile, my workroom has been colonised, by an Actual Rat. LOLS APLENTY. Plus an imaginary conversation with an LBC presenter,…

S7E11 Let's All Hide

Feb 06, 2026 13m

And Daddy Mamdani can look after us now. Have a look at peertube.tv. It's Definitely The Future Yeah No Definitely Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S7E10 Ted Rogers and Jon Holmes' Wife

Jan 30, 2026 24m

That title is total clickbait m8. Don't fall for it. But a v amusing story for you from Jon Holmes nonetheless. Here are some links which won't make sense until you…

S7E9 Well, I did the Jingle

Jan 23, 2026 17m

Always OVERPROMISE and UNDERDELIVER guys. Take it from me. Ok, look, thematically, I absolutely PROMISE I am thinking about how to move the pod on a bit. Really. Ok, look, I'll mention here that in…

S7E8 The RAJANATOR

Jan 16, 2026 17m

Start spreading the news! Am's leaving Today! He didn't want to be a part of it. Also, cats, rats, and saturated fats. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S7E7 I Smell A Rat

Jan 09, 2026 16m

...And I think it might still be Peter Mandelson. Plus, Obsessive Money-Hoarder of the Week and Brian Perkins off of Radio 4 has an ass that just won't quit. Who would you least like to be married to…

S7E6 Listen Through The Brown Window...

Jan 02, 2026 21m

In which we meet Elvis Herod, one of the (many) people behind the extraordinary podcast 'Listen Through The Brown Window'. Plus a fun new Radio 4 quiz show based on lying, so fresh, and some sound…

S7E5 It's Going To Be A Quiet One...

Dec 19, 2025 23m

Presenting! The debut of our Christmas song. Sung by Steph, with a choir formed of Jamesy, David Ault, David YAPP ACTUALLY and Stevie H and Martin, and arranged for piano and played by Harry the…

S7E4 I Think I Just Really Hate Peter Mandelson

Dec 12, 2025 14m

How about you?But tbh most of the podcast is about Flat Pack Furniture and Christmas Trees and similar toothless observational comedy, gumming fruitlessly on the playpen bars of satire. I was…

**SPECIAL EP FOR CHOIR SINGERS ONLY**

Dec 08, 2025 7m

Hello! This is not a normal episode, but instructions and guide tracks for anyone who would like to sing on the podcast's Christmas song. It's going to be glorious - Harry the Piano has arranged it…

S7E3 App-Ocalypse Now

Dec 04, 2025 18m

Ahhh, the Trainline. I love it, you love it, we could conjugate all night over that one. Some of your RFK poetry has been 'trickling in' *vomits everywhere* - thank you for that. I think. No progress…

S7E2 Shall I Compare Thee To An RFK?

Nov 28, 2025 18m

In which we '''''''''enjoy''''''''' some '''''''''poetry''''''''' . Welcoming all thoughts on the new email: itsnottodaypod at gmail dot com. Also a new choir idea thing, and assorted thoughts on AI,…

S7E1 It's Jake Yapp!

Nov 21, 2025 22m

It's... Lovely to be back! How are you? It's been er nearly two years, apparently. But it feels like the time is right. And even if it isn't, we're doing it anyway. In the pod I mentioned an…

S6E5 Meet the Professor

Jan 19, 2024 13m

In which I finally actually figure out a format for the Unread Book Club... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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