Kill All Film Majors
KAFM Productions
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About This Podcast
Two shameful film grads tackle new releases, old favorites, and anything they run across from boxes of filthy DVDs.
In 2023, Duncan and John graduated from the cheapest film school in the country. Now they toil in the PNW with nothing to do but critique and complain about movies that far more successful people have made.
For more concise and frequent movie opinions, check out:
Duncan: https://letterboxd.com/cptsilverlining/
John: https://letterboxd.com/batchmoves/
You can also find Duncan at https://www.twitch.tv/cptnsilverlinings and find John at the homeless shelter.
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S1E23 Rest In Peace Falafel (Batman Begins / Prince Of Persia)
On this episode of Goodwill Grab Bag, Duncan is complacent with mid 2000's mid action, like some kind of cop with a family. Meanwhile, John hates everyone but the greaseball cop threatening the first…
KAFM 2024 Christmas Special
On the first KAFM Christmas special we tap into the exhausted working class Christmas we all remember from our childhoods, coupled with all the World War II residual intrigue and crack smoking that…
S1E22 But at what Costner? (Megalopolis / Horizon: An American Saga)
Closing out the year with two of the highest profile misfires of 2024, Coppola and Costner return to the big screen to burn a collective 220 million dollars, and we couldn’t be happier for half of…
S1E21 Little Joe Maybe (A Perfect Getaway / The Italian Job)
Goodwill Grab Bag time! Millia Jovovofich returns from the box, teaming with Steve Zahn to create a movie more boring than Rescue Dawn ever was. Mark Whalberg also returns, bringing Jason Statham and…
S1E20 They’re Both Pretty Good (Alien Romulus / Monkey Man)
Perhaps a first for our Double Feature series- but the movies this week are both good. If you’re Duncan, you might even say they’re both GREAT. If you’re John, I’m so sorry for you.
S1E19 GI Sleepy Joe (Independence Day / Days of Thunder)
Roland Emmerich is so good at pretending to make movies he almost tricked everybody with this one. Meanwhile, Cole Trickle is in a pickle and the only one who can save him is the AMC ad woman. John…
KAFM 2024 Halloween Special
Our first Halloween special makes for our first hastily thrown together holiday tradition: Trick Or Treat. We picked one detested horror flick for the trick and one celebrated horror film for the…
S1E18 Throw the Snail in the Nugget Machine (Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget / The Crow)
Back again with the first Double Feature Sequel Edition! What a shame it had to start here. Bill Skarsgard continues his all-timer run of starring in crap. Is there a single talented Skars-child? We…
S1E17 Deiter “Alice” Dangler (Resident Evil / Rescue Dawn)
Goodwill Grab Bag once again curses the duo with a double dose of who could even care. Millia Jvovovvich stars as Paul WS Anderson’s original character of “Twice Naked Wife,” who can’t remember jack.…
S1E16 What’s a Gran? (Gran Turismo / Gran Torino)
Cars. Racism. Cars. A vicious never ending cycle. This week, Duncan finds something to appreciate in one of these films while John is hungover and finds a lot to hate in both of them.
S1E15 Scottish Karate Chinese Mafia (The Purifiers / Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life)
This week the duo returns to Goodwill Grab Bag and remembers why they took a break in the first place. In theory, these movies had it all: karate, mafia gun fights, one of the hobbits, a greek orb,…
SPECIAL EP: Beware the Old Man Who Has a Job (Borderlands)
Duncan and John welcome their first guest to the show with their ex-classmate: Justice, who brought an echo with him. Like us, he’s a long time fan of Borderlands. Also like us, he had a miserable…
S1E14 The Outlaw White Thanos (Deadpool & Wolverine / Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid)
This week the boys hit the theaters to see The Assassination of Cinema by the Coward Ryan Reynolds. An instant classic of the western genre starring somebody and anybody willing to take piles o’…
S1E13 Bury Me Ugly in the Sony Playstation (Alien / The Talented Mr. Ripley)
Join us this week as one of the untalented hosts decides Alien isn’t as good as everybody says. What is his issue with it? Maybe we’ll find out, if he ever manages to hold a train of thought. Or more…
S1E12 City of Nuggets (The Crow / Chicken Run)
Something inside John is cold and dead and there’s no cool bird to bring him back to life. He can’t even play guitar. Instead he watches on the sidelines of life as the rest of you enjoy whimsy and…
S1E11 Autism A-Plot (The Accountant / The Predator)
This week's Double Feature showcases not Anne Hathaway and not Joel Kinnaman and neither of them matter at all. Honestly, I don't remember these movies or why we talked about them for so long. I hope…
S1E10 Apologies to Miles Teller (American Beauty / American Psycho)
This week’s Double Feature has us exploring famous movies that everyone loves. One of us agrees with everyone, one of us hasn’t seen any movies starring Tom Hanks. Miles Teller seems like an alright…
S1E9 Movies that Tricked Us (Fall Guy / Challengers)
This week started as a Box Office Bomb Squad but both these movies made money so maybe it's a Double Feature. We make the rules here. They should've done Challengers promotional cups like the…
S1E8 The Life and Times of Richie Crack Pipe (Jarhead / Out For Justice)
This week we try to have an honest respect for a life we’ve never experienced. Sort of like how Steven Seagal has never experienced any of the cultures he appropriates. It takes a special kind of…
S1E7 Superman, Jack Reacher, and the IRA (Boy Kills World / The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare)
Guy Ritchie keeps making the same movie over and over except for when he made Aladdin. That doesn’t come up in this episode, that’s just something google told me. Instead we talk about Boy Kills…
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Kill All Film Majors has published 26 episodes since March 2024, covering topics in Comedy, Film Reviews.
Kill All Film Majors is currently dormant with new episodes every 2 weeks. Average episode length is 1h 10m.
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