Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

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English Comedy Explicit
Episodes 460
Avg. Duration 1h 55m
Activity Highly Active
Apple Rating 4.8 (237)
Since Aug 2018
Latest Episode May 2026

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Schedule
Weekly
Format
Episodic
Consistency
91%
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About This Podcast

A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end. Come play with us!

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Ep. 405 Send Help, Part 2: “The Tale of Completely Justifiable Decisions”

May 20, 2026 58m

Ket finishes telling Kim about the feel-good, feminist romp, Send Help. All the girls have to say is… good for her. They’ve also solidified that Ketryn is significantly more likely to eat another…

Ep. 404 Send Help, Part 1: “The Tale of Completely Justifiable Decisions”

May 13, 2026 1h 30m

Ket tells Kim part 1 of Send Help, starring Rachel McAdams, in the role of lifetime. The most shocking part of this film was the lack of mouth horror from good ole’ Mr. Raimi. Oh, don’t worry! There…

Ep. 403 Run, Part 2: “The Tale of Who’s Got the Eggs?”

May 06, 2026 1h 7m

Kim finishes telling Ket about Part 2 of Run starring HRH Sarah Paulson. Things are getting reeeeeally “munchy” over here. Kim continues to advocate for Ketryn to be a cop… in TV and film only. Most…

Ep. 402 Run, Part 1: “The Tale of Who’s Got the Eggs?”

Apr 29, 2026 1h 7m

Kim tells Ket about part 1 of Run starring HRH Sarah Paulson. Kim revisits how wine is dangerously similar to pee and both the girls question how many eggs this game of chicken will yield. Stay tuned…

Morbid Minisode 150: Welcome to Derry 0101 "The Pilot"

Apr 26, 2026 1h Bonus

It's a new Patreon Minisode series!! This time we're talking Welcome to DerryJoin Patreon at the $5 Sally Hardesty tier to hear the rest of the series and join us for the live…

Ep. 401: "The Tale of the Second-Ever Sammie Awards!"

Apr 22, 2026 1h 8m

The moment 8 years in the making! To celebrate Staying Alive for 400 Episodes, we're hosting the second-ever Sammie Awards! Listeners nominated their favorite show moments from the past 200 episodes…

Ep. 400 Do Not Enter, Part 2: “The Tale of People That Are Very Clearly NOT Boomers”

Apr 15, 2026 1h 29m

Ket tells Kim about part 2 of Do Not Enter while the girls enter their 400TH EPISODE!!!! (WHAT?!?!?) Stay tuned for the Sammie Awards next week! But until then, let’s get out of this hellscape we…

Ep. 399 Do Not Enter, Part 1: “The Tale of People That Are Very Clearly NOT Boomers”

Apr 08, 2026 1h 22m

Ket tells Kim about the urban explorer horror, Do Not Enter. Listen, in today’s world, why NOT infiltrate an obviously haunted murder hotel and try and find 300 million dollars? It’s not like the…

Ep. 398 Starry Eyes, Part 2: “The Tale of What Ketryn’s Got Cocked”

Apr 01, 2026 1h 13m

Kim continues telling Ket about Starry Eyes. It’s full of triggering stuff, guys, not the least of which is a harkening back to Kim’s days imprisoned in her own Big Taters. But whatever horrors this…

Ep. 397 Starry Eyes, Part 1: “The Tale of What Ketryn’s Got Cocked”

Mar 25, 2026 1h 17m

Kim tells Ket about a movie too triggering for the girls to have done any earlier than the 397th episode. Starry Eyes sends the girls barreling back to a time and place that feels, frankly, all too…

Ep. 396 Friday the 13th (2009), Part 2: “The Tale of Motor Ann”

Mar 18, 2026 1h 9m

Ket finishes telling Kim about Friday the 13th (2009) which apparently came out solidly in the mid 80s… or were the 00s just the 80s but with impossibly low cut jeans? Anyway, one thing we KNOW was…

Ep. 395 Friday the 13th (2009), Part 1: “The Tale of Motor Ann”

Mar 11, 2026 1h 27m

Ket tells Kim about THE FINAL FRIDAY THE 13TH! Holy Smokes! We did it, y’all! We’ve learned a lot over this journey. But the main take away is that 9 times outta 10… we’re siding with Jason. We’re…

Ep. 394 Heart Eyes, Part 2: “The Tale of a Wildly Under Utilized Devon Sawa”

Mar 04, 2026 1h 9m

Ket closes out the month of love with part 2 of Heart Eyes. Listen, this isn’t a GREAT first date… but it’s not the WORST first date. I’m pretty sure there are a few dates from the girls past where…

Ep. 393 Heart Eyes, Part 1: “The Tale of a Wildly Under Utilized Devon Sawa”

Feb 25, 2026 1h 11m

Ket gives Kim and all the Sammies a belated Valentine’s day gift with Heart eyes starring Chad from Scream, and Devon Sawaaa! If a Hallmark movie had a serial killer in it, it would be this movie.…

Ep. 392 Freddy vs. Jason, Part 2: “The Tale of Sweaty Pits and Jello”

Feb 18, 2026 1h 24m

Kim finishes telling Ket about the second half of this riveting masterpiece. When you put Freddy in the mix with other misogynist dorks… Jason doesn’t seem so bad, honestly. Grab your jello and let’s…

Ep. 391 Freddy vs. Jason, Part 1: “The Tale of Sweaty Pits and Jello”

Feb 11, 2026 1h 44m

Kim tells Ket about the millionth installment of their Friday the 13th series with special guest, Fred D. Krueger. What are these two crazy kids gonna get up to? Couldn’t possibly be scarier than the…

Ep. 390 The Confession, Part 2: “The Tale of Hallmark Horror”

Feb 04, 2026 1h 2m

Ket finishes telling Kim about this Hallmark (Horrormark, if you will ::door slam sound::) film. You know the trope: struggling musician moves back to home town, rekindles love with old flame, utter…

Ep. 389 The Confession, Part 1: “The Tale of Hallmark Horror”

Jan 28, 2026 1h 27m

Ket tells Kim about The Confession (2025) starring an impressively creepy crapbag. Kim says she hopes Rami doesn’t turn into a creepy crapbag… Ket reminds her that every kid, at some point, has a…

Ep. 388 Bring Her Back, Part 2 “The Tale of Elfafloof”

Jan 21, 2026 1h 25m

Ok, it’s part 2 of Bring Her Back and Ket JUST realized why Kim picked this one! Kim’s back… Bring Her Back… get it? Clever girl! Normally, it’s a week between parts but this one is just a quick pee…

Ep. 387 Bring Her Back, Part 1 “The Tale of Elfafloof”

Jan 14, 2026 1h 16m

The day has finally come. ‘Tis the valiant and much anticipated return of Ketryn’s OTHER other half! Please welcome to the stage the hilarious, beautiful Mom, Ms. Kimberly Erin Marie Maleficient…

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