Episodes 50
Avg. Duration 2h 7m
Activity Declining
Apple Rating 3.7 (3)
Since Jul 2025
Latest Episode Mar 2026

Publishing Details

Schedule
Weekly
Format
Episodic
Consistency
40%
Hosting
feed.podbean.com

About This Podcast

Random assortment of topics, stories, rants, hometown lore, and inappropriate jokes. Recorded live from a submarine.

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Recent Episodes

S1E52 Episode 50 - Kung-Pow Kitten

Mar 20, 2026 1h 32m

All your providences. Stolen juggalo valor. Then you get in line. They take care of the mice. Get these YBCs outta the bodegas. He’s steaming. It’s got more sides. It’s gunna be one state. That how…

S1E51 Episode 49 - 360 RPG No Scope Backflip

Mar 15, 2026 1h 6m

Paint stripper. Cmon Hamlin choke him! Monster truck Muslims. She was measuring skulls. I’ll get a new son. The dankest uniforms. It’s a frame. Shoes for Jews.

S1E50 Episode 48 - Every Taco Was Broken

Mar 15, 2026 2h 11m

Face the wall. Who can sleep longer. Looks like a real old big kid. I would not fix it. Don't touch my phone. I seek power Corey. I wanna get a job, and just quit it. N.Y.G.T.O.W. If I believed in…

S1E49 Episode 47 - I Am Burn Man

Mar 08, 2026 2h 28m

Hives from all the lying. Why is it just water outside? I dunno what you think these jobs are paying. Come on cyberpunk Santa. You just told me three stories about crackheads. We got $900 between the…

S1E48 Episode 46 - Secretly Feed People Jizz

Mar 08, 2026 1h 26m

Put the cart before the horse. Incase I need to send one later. Cuz it looks like two dicks. I’m just comfortable here. Gaining dyslexia. I’m Lebronze James. That’s my new product. Jump on it and…

S1E47 Episode 45 - Super Saiyan Fat 2

Feb 25, 2026 1h 26m

Start sucking on their arm for flavor. Hop out shootin. That part. Now you need it. Fuck Texas. Anything more would be ridiculous. Put on that Toby Keith song! I’m cold, you know what I…

S1E46 Episode 44 - 30 Wings, 30 Minutes

Feb 24, 2026 2h 25m

Pairs well with a Frito pie. Nah I don’t think I will. River sharks. I don’t know that ‘giner. I’m probably going to get it again. Pepsi’s like a Mario mushroom. It’s a nine out of eleven. He’s got a…

S1E45 Episode 43 - SIDS Will Creep Up On Ya

Feb 20, 2026 3h 14m

Pop open that cheese. I wanna fail upwards. They get you first. Shed a few hot tears. It’s for the culture. Choke em is harmless enough. Figure out what this bong knows. He needs money clearly. Put…

S1E44 Episode 42 - You’re A Goldfish

Feb 18, 2026 2h 17m

I can swim. 24 hours on a rascal scooter. They land like a cat. We have atleast 10 castles. Do we have ghost? There’s be a whole lot of Dickersons. You ever been MKUltra’d? In a crab walk position.…

S1E43 Episode 41 - Christian ISIS

Feb 17, 2026 2h 16m

There’s so little of it in my life. Give yourself scoliosis. I piss myself everyday. Hell is a nightclub. The building has to smell like shit. WHAT HOUSE WAS THAT? I know you got big dreams. Joseph…

S1E42 Episode 40 - Send Bobs Now

Feb 10, 2026 1h 53m

I’m not up on the white power. I don’t even got all my toes yet. I’m over here now. Life is just a mad dash to get the next trailer. You were method in the womb. What amount of money? They’re…

S1E41 Episode 39 - Roll Coal On Pokémon

Feb 04, 2026 2h 8m

Just cause we said China. Maybe you deliver it to yourself. You can’t be bent.  November 3rd somebodies gettin deported. That’s what hangin out better mean. String shot. I accidentally put both in my…

S1E40 Episode 38 - Just Shoots Fully Cooked Hotdogs

Jan 30, 2026 2h 8m

Let her get a hit. Just let him do Friday lines. You deserve it. Chinese kids listen. This is not great. That’s not how I’m gunna tell the story. Every fight I’ve ever been in was a Texas death…

S1E38 Episode 36 - They’re Making Chili Into Kids

Jan 14, 2026 1h 13m Transcript

Un-Christian-like orgy. DPS Rogue. Delay by negative six months. Spook em with the spooker stick. Out here leaving bait. Soup ain’t hittin like it used to. Sunday Night Stoning. I gotta go blind…

S1E37 Episode 35 - Is Lead Addictive

Jan 14, 2026 2h 8m Transcript

Give it that real rustic look. It’s almost like concrete. A world full of bottoms. Let’s ReRock it. Creamed my Sydney Jeanies. You got snitch lips. A rabbi killed his turd. Giving them new viruses.…

S1E36 Episode 34 - They Only Learn To Take Off

Jan 07, 2026 1h 53m Transcript

We can’t be bought. I concede nothing! Crackheads are the strongest people. That pig treated me like a horse. His body is trying to kill him. Look at that bearded toddler. Common law first mate.…

S1E35 Episode 33 - Thursday Night Matzo Ball

Jan 02, 2026 2h 45m Transcript

Plantation records. Last Chance Jew. No jubilees in Alabama. Who drove you? 3 & 1/2 hour shit. “He ain’t shit”. I totally know what that is. All background characters by BetterHelp. Real sidewalk…

S1E34 Episode 32 - Deskpop

Dec 27, 2025 1h 57m Transcript

Hit a jump over his house. r/baughtykidbets. Flag code. I gotta buy a labubu. Ever take a shit so big you’re chilly? You a real one with a gun. I eat Gordon Ramsey frozen dinners. Keep playin in the…

S1E33 Episode 31 - Rowdy Since 1776

Dec 26, 2025 2h 37m Transcript

B*bydickin around the map. T vs. A. I’ll flick ropes at your mom. Looks like a baby that aged. Banned on Spotify. Schmear campaign. Are the retarded? Tell you a story, with you in it, that never…

S1E32 Episode 30 - Women Are A Puzzle

Dec 16, 2025 2h 37m Transcript

Help me step-spider. I’m a PenJamin. I can’t swing $60 right now. That’s what they’re making at the mill. A white guy stealing white guy culture. These beans probably got some shit on em. Coke nails.…

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Loose In A Bag has published 50 episodes since July 2025, covering topics in Comedy, Comedy Fiction.

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Loose In A Bag is currently declining with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 2h 7m.

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