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S6E19 University Challenge with Shakira - Live Stream (1 Feb 26)
It's time for Virgos and Librans to get the Magenta Zodiac treatment! Come join us for the next livestream on Feb 15th! You can watch it on YouTube here And if you want to support this week's…
S6E18 Don't Wanna Yuck Anybody's Yum - Live Stream (25 Jan 26)
We simply do not want to yuck anybody's yum! Come join us for next week's livestream on Feb 1st! You can watch it on YouTube here. And if you want to support this week's charity, Amnesty…
S6E17 More Peter Cushing For The Peter Pushing - Live Stream (18 Jan 26)
This episode's title actually appeared in the previous episode, but it's such an excellent joke that it warranted its own episode title. Join us for the next live stream! 25th January 26. Donate to…
S6E16 Storve, Defeater of Epthon - Live Stream (12 Jan 26)
It's the first live stream of 2026, and M&B are hitting the ground running! With horoscopes for Pisces and Aries, a really excellent listener ghost story, and a new (perfect) epic fantasy name…
S6E15 Magenta & Bernard's Final Live Stream of 2025 (28 Dec)
It's time to wave goodbye to 2025, and beckon in the new year! With some (somewhat dubious) horoscope readings, which should, as always, be taken with a pinch of salt. We've almost raised £5000 this…
S6E14 Magenta and Bernard's Festive Special Livestream (21 Dec)
Ho Ho Ho, Fans of the Esoteric, and welcome to Magenta and Bernard's Christmas/Festivus/Yule/Winter Solstice livestream, and it's a bumper long one. Perfect, one might say, for a long drive in the…
S6E13 Wickedly Hot Baileys - Live Stream Highlights (7 December)
Cat Neko wearing a delightful Christmas jumper turned out to be an incredibly distracting presence this week, but it was so worth it. You'll have to tune in next time to see him in all his…
S6E12 Mr Scraggles - Live Stream Highlights (30 Nov)
Neko the cat joins Magenta & Bernard for a special, calm, soothing instalment of the show. Picture a waterfall... WATCH THE NEXT LIVESTREAM ON YOUTUBE - 7 DEC DONATE HERE Learn more about your ad…
S6E11 Sting In The (Cock)Tail - Live Stream Highlights (23 Nov)
Magenta & Bernard's weekly dose of absinthe-soaked, slow burn esoteric ramblings. Haunted phones! Typography jokes! Dropping a social hand grenade at your office Christmas party! All this and…
S6E10 Margaritaville - Live Stream Highlights (16 Nov)
M&B battle some gremlins this week on a quest to find out what the hell Jimmy Buffett is talking about. The next live stream will be on Sunday November 23rd at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), and you can…
S6E9 Astral Planing For Beginners - Live Stream Highlights (9 Nov)
Bernard has been trying his hand at Astral Planing, but listeners - we must advise against it. Astral Planing should only be done by a trained professional (ie Magenta). The next live stream will be…
S6E8 Important: Please stop using Spotify
Hello, Laurence & Lindsay here. We've got a big problem, and we need your help. If you're listening to this on Spotify, we're asking you to stop, and switch to another podcast player. As I'm sure…
S6E7 Fart It! - Live Stream Highlights (31 Oct)
It's the Halloweeeeeeeen live stream! Recorded on October 31st 2025, and goodness me, what a lot of chaos there was on this one. The cocktail completely malfunctioned, and for some reason the chat…
S6E6 Warm Your Cockletails - Live Stream Highlights (19 Oct)
What a week this was! We had cocktail based on a World War 2 ration pack, an abrupt expulsion of air, and a Pet Shop Boys number that you won’t get to hear because of copyright laws. So you better…
S6E5 It's A Live Bum - Live Stream Highlights (12 Oct)
Possibly the bluest (meaning: dirty, rude, saucy) live stream M&B have perpetrated so far! What fun. Join us for our next live stream! It's on October 19th, 8pm UK time (3pm ET) Here's the link…
S6E4 Putting The Cock In Cocktail - Live Stream Highlights (5 Oct)
A thin but savoury tasty treat awaits you in this week's Cocktail Time, along with deep dives on Mecca Bingo, why a sexy-scary dog might be the perfect Halloween costume for introverts, and an…
S6E3 Freedom Cheese - Live Stream Highlights (28 Sep)
This episode sees the triumphant return of Cocktail Time, by popular listener demand! And a flurry of letters on such diverse topics as haunted wedding dresses, forcing your friends to admit they…
S6E2 A Quantum Of Fortune - Live Stream Highlights (21 Sep)
Can you spot people having affairs in bars? Is Professor Brian Cox gaslighting us? Is Ken Russell's The Lair Of The White Worm the greatest film you've never seen? Highlights from Magenta &…
S6E1 Live Stream Highlights! 7 Sep '25
Magenta and Bernard are back! It’s a new season of our chat podcast - with a twist! Because now it’s live! And for charity! From now on, M&B will be holding an almost-weekly live stream on…
S5E6 WHAM 6 - Hungry Hungry Hippos and Egyptology
It's WHAM episode 6! (The last one) It's the SpOoOoOkY Halloween episode! This time, Mags and Bernie are making a kooky stop-motion adventure starring the Hungry Hungry Hippos - going all the way…
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Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica has published 134 episodes since April 2020, covering topics in Comedy, Comedy Fiction.
Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica is currently active with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 26m.
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