Matthew, Mark, News and John

Matthew, Mark, News and John

Matthew, Mark, News and John

English Comedy Explicit
Episodes 9
Avg. Duration 1h 8m
Activity Sporadic
Since Jan 2026
Latest Episode Mar 2026

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Schedule
Weekly
Format
Episodic
Consistency
93%
Hosting
anchor.fm

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About This Podcast

Matthew, Mark, News and John - the show where real dudes read news. We look at the weird news, the random and offbeat news from all around the world, the internet and your neighbourhood. Got a story for us? Get it into us [email protected] and we'll make you podcast famous!

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Recent Episodes

S1E9 Episode #009 - The Children of the Claw

Mar 18, 2026 1h 15m

This week Mark reveals that his only interaction with another human being in a week didn't go very well and John has more sandwich notions.We also have stories about children getting stuck in claw…

S1E8 Episode #008 - Is a Dolmio sandwich "boy kibble"?

Mar 11, 2026 1h 14m

This week John makes us his comfort meal of a Dolmio toasted sandwich and as much as we want to give him shit about it, it turns out that "boy kibble" is a thing.We also have stories about Wrestling…

S1E7 Episode #007 - The Rocky Road to Social Justice

Mar 04, 2026 1h 10m

This week we have stories all about an influencer live streaming his partner giving birth, AI pants that count your farts, rotisserie chicken fight club, a fake kidnapping and no more butt plugs for…

S1E6 Episode #006 - Nursing Home Fight Club

Feb 25, 2026 1h 15m

This week we have stories all about a Japanese man who had his penis removed to serve it to 5 people for dinner, a booby trapped drug dealer's houses, and a fight club organsied by terrible staff at…

S1E5 Episode #005 - Incest by proxy

Feb 18, 2026 46m

This week we've got stories about terrorising turkeys, weird shoplifting lists, dating twins at the same time and more!Time stamps:00:00 - Intro, hellos, printers and fighting human sized fish.07:25…

S1E4 Episode #004 - A Bidet in the life

Feb 11, 2026 1h 1m

Send us a voice note ⁠⁠with your stories, feedback or shoutouts and take part in the poll below!This week we've got stories about billionaires who obviously have more money than sense, (and Matt…

S1E3 Episode #003 - When is it scrotum?

Feb 03, 2026 1h 11m

Send us a voice note ⁠with your stories, feedback or shoutouts!We start off with listener feedback from the last episode, and somehow end up asking if we stand up or sit down to wipe ourselves! (With…

S1E2 Episode #002 - Trap my Bishop

Jan 27, 2026 1h 29m

Send us a voice note with your stories, feedback or shoutouts!Economies preparing for Alien invasions, Irish words and phrases that have made it into the Oxford dictionary, and a woman who nearly got…

S1E1 Episode #001 - Can't park there, mate.

Jan 18, 2026 50m

The pilot episode of our show. Rough in every sense!But we've got stories about MRI's, James Taylor getting arrested and a man stealing the bus that didn't show up to bring him home!Thanks so much…

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Matthew, Mark, News and John have?

Matthew, Mark, News and John has published 9 episodes since January 2026, covering topics in Comedy.

Is Matthew, Mark, News and John still active?

Matthew, Mark, News and John is currently sporadic with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 1h 8m.

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