Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
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2026.06.12: The Protein Wars
Burnie and Ashley discuss commitment, voice acting, confidence, stretching, The Protein Wars, He-man's weak performance, late night sports this weekend, SpaceX goes public, the world's first…
2026.06.11: Feral Child Lunch
Burnie and Ashley discuss Disclosure Day, dollar cinemas, feral children eating habits, pot pies, mini-bikes, couple dynamics, remembering big dates, and paying the subscription fee for every single…
2026.06.10: The Engine Is Life
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Great SpaceX IPO, the dotcom bubble, Stephen Speilberg, custom popcorn buckets, European silverware, Nintendo Direct, overboard rules, and faking it until the funding…
2026.06.09: That Clear Aesthetic
Burnie and Ashley discuss Halo corrections, the clear plastic movement, PAL world, Knicks/Spurs, Joycons go to court, Apple WWDC, Pratt out, Screw Worms, and the Nintendo Direct.
2026.06.08: Star Warts
Burnie and Ashley discuss YouTube at the box office, Gameoverse, Clone Wars, Sidemen, Xbox showcase, Halo drop, clear Xboxes, variant controllers, Persona 6, Gears of War, Alien Isolation, and…
2026.06.05: Just Too Much
Burnie and Ashley discuss overencumbrance, fast travel, toddler hoarding, Switch 2 sales, console exclusivity, Summer Games Fest, Halo Campaign Evolved, SpaceX, Bitcoin, and the biggest everything of…
2026.06.04: Ashley Burns, Swordsell
Burnie and Ashley discuss date pronunciation, cold defense, puffer fish dynmics, mall jobs, Dead Rising meets real mall stores, specialty stores, and respecting other's choices.
2026.06.03: Singled Out
Burnie and Ashley discuss Playstation State of Play, Laufey, Wolverine, working at the mall, Prince of Persia, big movie June, Masters of the Universe, Stargate, Scottish BBQ, and the mythical beast…
2026.06.02: Now Just The Worse Case Scenario
Burnie and Ashley discuss Game of Thrones, climate change changes, Ben McSweeney, Animated RvB, not being first, SpaceX IPO rules, Duolingo resurrects old streaks, and the many forms of the RT logo.
2026.06.01: Killing At The Box Office
Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend Sponsor Chat, bluetooth plane drama, Obsession, Backrooms, indie horror dominance, not naming your kid after Superman, population cap in switzerland, and working…
2026.05.29: The Good Kind of Vampire
Burnie and Ashley discuss YMH Studios, Colton Dunn, Adam Ray, Subnautica 2 updates, World War Z, Kara Eberle, Jenn Hassin, Disclosure Day, Brendan Frasier workouts, and the good kind of vampire.
2026.05.28: Excel Senior
Burnie and Ashley discuss Steam Deck, Existential Horror Technology, Stan Lee resurrected, YOU ARE A BRAIN IN A TANK WAKE UP, toddler sports day, Lego City Skylines, Minecraft vs Lego Worlds, and the…
2026.05.27: Bottoms Up And The Devil Laughs
Burnie and Ashley discuss indistinguishable satire, Energy Drink Satanism, Gwen of VHS Dates, Fast and the Furious, Final Destination, Goth, Emo, Alt, Flannel, Spotify's rollback, and South Korea's…
2026.05.26: Daylight Saved
Burnie and Ashley discuss broken voices, nodules, energy drink, bottled water, Reality Bites, Spaceballs, daylight savings, carpal tunnels, and asymmetric circumcisions. WARNING: We think the mixer…
2026.05.25: Enhanced Podcasting
Burnie and Ashley discuss favorite undeveloped franchises, Elfquest, Dragonriders of Pern, the Enhanced Games, Mandalorian and Grogu, living spoiler free, and doing it live.
2026.05.22: Tripling Down
Burnie and Ashley discuss Stephen Colbert, Sir Peter Jackson, new Lord of the Rings, Plex triples lifetime subscription, British adjectives, Last Ship Standing, and the end of Destiny 2.
2026.05.21: Barnes & Noble & Dalton & Claude
Burnie and Ashley discuss the intro, Barnes & Noble makes a horrible change, the AI slippery slope, making Human Slop a thing, creative bankruptcy, book editors, giving notes, taking notes,…
2026.05.20: The Predictability Paradox
Burnie and Ashley discuss The Boys ending, but first: cave diving accidents, looking to the helpers, Immersion Shark Week, the predicability paradox, and our most memorable narrative endings.
2026.05.19: Influencer Fatigue
Burnie and Ashley discuss influencer fatigue, influencer licensing, America's latest mass shootings, Trump's 1.8B tax fund, Cannes updates, Supermodel certification, ventriloquism, and Sunlight.
2026.05.18: Deal Gets Worse All The Time
Burnie and Ashley discuss resuming war, UAE nuclear attack, cat drones, recipes, music licensing, Drew Carey, The Boys finale, Eurovision, when quitting becomes a boycott, Scottish Premiership,…
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Morning Somewhere has published 638 episodes since December 2023, covering topics in Society & Culture.
Morning Somewhere is currently highly active with new episodes daily. Average episode length is 25m.