Nearly Coherent

Nearly Coherent

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Episodes 100
Avg. Duration 45m
Activity Dormant
Since Dec 2018
Latest Episode Sep 2025

Publishing Details

Schedule
Every 2 Weeks
Format
Episodic
Hosting
podcast.nearlycoherent.com

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About This Podcast

eD! Thomas, Jeff Ritter, and their producer Dave sit down to talk about whatever weird nonsense they feel like. That nonsense is usually Apple products, movies and TV shows, weird news stories, or just making fun of Dave for 30 minutes, but we try to range the full gamut of

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Recent Episodes

S9E901 So Many Whippersnappers

Sep 16, 2025 1h 9m

It's been about a year since we forgot to edit last year's New Apple Shit episode, but don't you worry, not only have we returned to give you the Apple Nonsense you crave in your heart, but we also…

S8E801 The Whimsy Twins

Sep 19, 2023 1h 18m

eD! and Jeff are back after a long period of technical nonsense that caused all sorts of issues with their recap of the Apple event, some basic human maintenance that eD!'s been engaging in that has…

S7E4 ¡Manzanas!

Sep 09, 2022 53m

eD! and Jeff are back to talk about a wide assortment of topics, including chocolate bars, language-learning apps, and sunflower seeds! And, y'know, all the stuff from the "Far Out" Apple event…

S7E3 Room-Temperature WWDC Takes

Jun 24, 2022 59m Transcript

eD! and Jeff discuss all the happenings at WWDC, beguiling TikTok videos, the horrors of exercise, and Bluetooth-enabled water bottles! Also they talk about where they've been for four months and,…

S7E2 None Like It Hot

Feb 28, 2022 53m

eD! and Jeff stick to their new every-other-week schedule like the extremely dedicated heroes they are to discuss only the hottest topics of the day, even though that day was a few weeks ago! You…

S7E1 The Olean of Illness

Feb 14, 2022 48m

eD! and Jeff get back together like a sexy podcasting Voltron to discuss the horrors of feet, the glory of the "Weird Al" biopic, the ongoing nightmare that is the threat of COVID Dick, the…

S6E619 A Nearly Coherent Thanksgiving

Nov 25, 2021 43m

eD! and Jeff talk about Thanksgiving food preferences, feelings on parades, weird eyebrows, eD!’s teeth, and all sorts of other crap! Listen to this instead of the crazed rantings of your uncle…

S6E18 If You Listen Carefully, You can Hear Our Wallets Screaming in the Background

Sep 15, 2021 55m

eD! and Jeff discuss all the happenings at the September Apple Event! And also Niki Minaj’s cousin’s balls. Yeah, it’s a weird one.

S6E17 The Entirety of a Good Breakfast

Sep 13, 2021 33m

eD! and Jeff discuss disgraced governors, how to piss off jackasses in a 7-Eleven parking lot, and eD! regales you with the saga of Super Hero, his favorite deli in the universe! Also, we spend…

S6E616 Ocular Antibiotic Hot Takes

Sep 06, 2021 34m

eD! and Jeff discuss eD!'s super-weird vacation, Jeff's achievement of hitting peak Dad-ness, podcast listening habits, stank-ass celebrities, respond to some listener email! You can listen to the…

S6E615 Broken Streaming Brain

Aug 16, 2021 54m

eD! and Jeff discuss the Feast of St. Rocco, new shows they’re watching, how streaming has broken Jeff’s poor brain, and the majesty of The Waffle House! By the way, we know it’s taken a while for…

S6E614 You’re Just Embarrassing Yourself, Roger

Jul 19, 2021 40m

eD! and Jeff discuss the new Apple MagSafe Battery Pack Thing, other portable battery packs, “Black Widow”, “Luca”, returning to movie theaters, and answer some reader mail! If you, too, would…

S6E613 Men of Comfort

Jun 28, 2021 34m

eD! and Jeff discuss fitness goals, how much eD! loves his new iPads Pro, acceptance of comfort, and new drinks that eD! just found out about while recording this episode! Also: eD!’s local…

S6E612 The Hydrox of Orange Cartoon Cats

Jun 21, 2021 39m

eD! and Jeff discuss stupid work cliches, Apple’s lossless music plans, weird-ass dreams, and the return of the single greatest food mascot in the history of food mascots, and the history of why he…

S6E611 It’d Be Just as Cool to Call It “Dumb Dumb”

Jun 14, 2021 1h

eD! and Jeff discuss all the goings-on from the WWDC keynote last week, reverse tramp-stamps, eD!’s history with cars, and dumb fitness routines! Also, eD! mentioned that you could find…

S6E610 We All Hate “Grease”

May 14, 2021 26m

eD! and Jeff discuss beard coloring, a shared hatred of a beloved movie musical, and dad stereotypes! Also, eD!’s been to a real weird supermarket, extremely dangerous meatloaf, Jeff loves some…

S6E609 Dance, Puppets, Dance!

May 07, 2021 31m

eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss bullshit holidays, a new theme for Dave’s News Corner, and the latest installment of Tales of the In-Laws, “The Day The Lights Went Out”! This is also a continuation…

S6E608 The Davest Story Ever Told

May 05, 2021 31m

eD! and Jeff talk about Jeff’s new computer, and, in honor of Dave’s completion of another lap around the sun, regale you once again with the story of Dave’s 21st birthday! Also this episode was…

S6E607 Cucumbers on the Moon

Apr 30, 2021 25m

eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss how many iPhone chargers is too many, Jeff and Dave’s experience getting the COVID-19 vaccine, and pillows made for giant-ass heads! We also talk about that U2 album…

S6E606 A Moment of Silence for eD!’s Apple Card

Apr 22, 2021 53m

eD! and Jeff talk about all the going's on at Apple's Spring Loaded event, and gadzooks they're gonna spend so much money. They also talk about Jeff's 3-year-old's first outing with her kickball…

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