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Since Feb 2021
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Lived it. Loved it. Farewell Beautiful Game (podcasting)

Jun 05, 2026 50m

We sit down on mic one last time to say goodbye.Thank you to anyone who listened over the past 5 years.Good luck.- Cathal and WillSupport the show

The Hate-watch Final - Champions League 25/26 Final Review

Jun 02, 2026 48m

Much to the joy of hate-watchers around the world, Arsenal lost to PSG on penalties in the Champions League final to end their hopes of a historic double.An early goal from Arsenal meant we were in…

Premier League 25/26 Review

May 26, 2026 1h 20m

Well that's that. The Premier League 25/26 season officially came to an end, with a bit of a whimper on the final day as most of the major stories were already wrapped up and the potential big…

Arsenal Actually Win the League, Villa Newest European Villains, The Neymar Announcement

May 23, 2026 1h 12m

We genuinely never thought we'd see the day but Mikel Arteta's Arsenal are the Premier League champions.As the streets of London filled with people weeping and celebrating in pure joy, it was a nice…

Guardiola Gone, Salah's Statement, Mourinho and Alonso, Shock as Celtic Win League

May 20, 2026 57m

In classic No Nonsense fashion we managed to record an episode JUST before Arsenal were confirmed champions, but even before that happened this was one of the more newsworthy weeks in football…

The Raya Incident, How Will Arteta be Remembered, Who Watches the Watchalongs?

May 12, 2026 1h

It felt fitting that the season seems to have boiled down to a disallowed goal over players hassling the Arsenal goalkeeper at a corner.Was it a free? Should Arsenal have been punished for similar…

Man City Moments, Morgan Gibbs White's Face, The Celebration Police

May 06, 2026 48m

The league is now back in Arsenal's hands after 30 minutes of madness saw Man City only managing a 3-3 draw against Everton.In one of the most un-Pep like games of all time, City totally lost their…

Arsenal's Tense Slogs, Chelsea Are Trying Again, Tottenham Medical Malpractice

Apr 28, 2026 51m

Arsenal are still right in this title race and it looks like they will be right up to the absolutely crushing bitter end.Another 1-0 tense slog saw them get a much needed 3 points from…

5 Things We Learned from Arsenal Losing to City, Haaland's Toxic Masculinity, Spurs Celebrate Early

Apr 21, 2026 1h 3m

It was "The Big One" as Arsenal took on Man City, and as predicted Man City are now the ones who look to be steamrolling their way to an unexpected title.Arsenal can take solace in the fact that they…

It's Happening Again Arsenal, City Soaking in the Sun, Spurs Rock Bottom, Man United Pre-Mid-Season

Apr 14, 2026 1h

As boos rang out in the Emirates, it felt like we all knew what is about to come.Should Arsenal fans be 'getting behind the team?' Or should Arsenal not be making the club so easy to make fun of?As…

City are Feeling It, Arsenal Treble Gone, The World Cup CAN'T Happen

Apr 07, 2026 55m

The FA Cup semi finals are set as Man City storm to what looks like another domestic trophy, while Arsenal on the other hand seem to be feeling the pressure as the run in continues.Man City…

Ireland's Party's Over, We're Going Home

Mar 28, 2026 1h 5m

After what felt like an eternity to come, Ireland's semi-final playoff game against Czechica came and went in a whirlwind of tackles, goals, and what-if moments. We grimly carry out the post-mortem…

City Win Carabao Cup, The Kepa Condundrum, Welcome to Hell (Spurs)

Mar 24, 2026 41m

Man City seemed to be enjoying themselves out there as they watched Arsenal stand like statues in their box waiting to be pressed before they lost 2-0.Arteta and Arsenal got it all wrong tactically,…

Arsenal's Destiny, Bruno POTS, Chelsea's Huddle, Doctor Liverpool

Mar 18, 2026 57m

Teenage Kicks! A boy with the world at his feet! 16 and loving it! That is SCENES!As Peter Drury desperately tried to find the right iconic commentary line to describe Max Dowman's goal against…

Vamos Valverde, Kinsky Shaming, Iran Out of World Cup?

Mar 13, 2026 48m

Ah some midweek Champion's League. This is nice isn't it. Just a bit of a break from it all.A bad week to be a greatest league in the world guy as not a single Premier League side managed a win in…

Anyone But Arsenal, Give it Carrick? Tudor Slams Ref, World War 3

Mar 03, 2026 1h 7m

As Arsenal set pieced their way past Chelsea, you could feel the resentment rising across Premier League fans. Is it time for Arsenal to accept they are the baddies?Another win for Man United in…

Performative Arsenal, Spurs Despair, Mexico Has Fallen, Irish Pitch Up in Smoke

Feb 24, 2026 1h 3m

Just as it was starting to look a bit ropey for Arsenal at the top of the league, Doctor Tottenham arrives and gives them the boost of confidence they need.Even with a pretty convincing win, one of…

Ireland Vs Israel, Ronaldo on Strike, "Game's Gone"

Feb 18, 2026 43m

Surely you'll forgive us for not bringing you the latest results and action from the FA Cup 4th round on Valentines weekend!Is the game actually gone? Does that phrase actually even mean anything?…

The Files, Frank's Spurs Spiral, City Close Gap?

Feb 11, 2026 59m

Don't worry about all those emails and PDF's you saw that confirm everything is true. Just block it out and stick on the Premier League. Ah that's better.Man City closed the gap at the top of the…

Man United Beat Arsenal, Keane and Carrick's Beef, Liverpool Look 'Tired'

Jan 27, 2026 45m

For the first time since Arsene Wenger was manager, Man United danced in the Emirates as they beat Arsenal 3-2. As Arsenal fans booed their quad bound top of everything team at full time, it did feel…

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