NOBODY LIKES ONIONS
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NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Patrick Melton

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Episodes
50
Episodes in dataset
Apple Rating
4.5 / 5
293 Apple ratings
Cadence
Every Few Days
~every 2.266 days
Since
Oct 24, 2025
First episode
Latest
Mar 02, 2026
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50 episodes for longitudinal research

Content Profile

Category
Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture
Language
English
Region
United States
Format
Episodic
Content Rating
Explicit

Content Positioning

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

Recent Content Cues

March 2, 2026: The Rodney’s Spectacle Unpacked! All The Fakes! All The Takes!
Mar 02, 2026
This Little Piggy – A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (February 27, 2026)
Feb 27, 2026
February 26, 2026: The RODNEY’S Debacle! Karmic VS. Chad! Ray Talks Sex! MRB Is On One!
Feb 26, 2026

Recent Episodes

March 2, 2026: The Rodney’s Spectacle Unpacked! All The Fakes! All The Takes!

Mar 02, 2026 5h 28m

Friday night was one of the most eventful in the Dabbleverse in quite some time, and all of the major players have been going over the events all weekend long. Let’s investigate some of the takes,…

This Little Piggy – A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (February 27, 2026)

Feb 27, 2026 3h 11m

With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron…

February 26, 2026: The RODNEY’S Debacle! Karmic VS. Chad! Ray Talks Sex! MRB Is On One!

Feb 26, 2026 5h 10m

Keanu can’t stop looking for fights with ladies, and she ratchets up her aggression to get real tough! Ray Devito gets clipped in a rare occurrence of Cleveland’s second-favorite middle explaining…

February 24, 2026: Geno Bisconte Is Perma-Poor! Rumble At Rodney’s! Dabble Drama!

Feb 24, 2026 5h 19m

Can Michael Ray Bower bounce back after Friday night’s toxic brownie batter bungle? Mersh falls for a trap that wasn’t even meant for him. Everyone is buzzing about the Friday show coming up in NYC…

February 19, 2026: Karmic’s New Pity Party! Chad Zumock Flounders!

Feb 19, 2026 5h 25m

Charles Chance is getting gacked about Hackamania! Michael Ray Bower has some thoughts on the Super Bowl halftime show. Chad Zumock has had some insane streams lately, and we really need to catch up…

February 17, 2026: He Is Risen! Catching Up With Chad, KarmicX, KB, Bower & More!

Feb 17, 2026 6h 13m

Patrick isn’t dead, no matter how hard you wished for it to be true! So much has happened in the past week and a half that there isn’t really a way to make a plan. So let’s just get to it and see how…

Atlantic City Check-In! Ray’s Standup! Mami Meltdown! The Ghost of Mr. P Has Meats!

Feb 07, 2026 2h 41m

Patrick is in Atlantic City and wants to do a quick show to talk about the weekend developments, answer any questions you may have, and grift for money to play poker with as his spiral of losing…

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: LIVE FROM ATLANTIC CITY!

Feb 06, 2026 2h 28m

With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, Tookie and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week…

February 2, 2026: A Really BIG Offer! Mersh vs. Schmuel! Summer Sinclair LIVE! KarmicX & More!

Feb 04, 2026 4h 14m

Patrick is heading off to Atlantic City for the Stupor Bowl meetup, but he wants to hang with you slerbs for a bit before taking off! Chad Zumock will not be in AC, because he’s a pro comedian doing…

February 2, 2026: A Really BIG Offer! Mersh vs. Schmuel! Summer Sinclair LIVE! KarmicX & More!

Feb 02, 2026 5h 30m

Stuttering John has challenged Rocco to a boxing match, and Rocco has accepted. But in this world people are constantly challeging each other to fights that never happen. Will this be different?…

BONUS NOTHING! Saturday Night Squirts!

Feb 01, 2026 6h 3m

Why don’t you duck-walk your silly ass on over here an plant one on me, Sally!

January 29, 2026: Matt Mead Can’t Stop! Mersh Explains! Steel Toe Beg Time! Chad Zumock Drunk!

Jan 30, 2026 4h 39m

Chad Zumock is having a rough time between his tiny apartment being revealed, harassing deliveries during his show, and now his fake girlfriend breaking up with him and his dreams of being a…

January 26, 2026: BRING A SPOON! Chad! Kevin! Scarlett! Karmic! Toe!

Jan 26, 2026 7h 6m

Is Matt Mead the biggest simp you’ve ever seen in your life? Or is he just a complete idiot? You be the judge! Karmic gets cryptic about his life and wherabouts while revealing even more about his…

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (January 23, 2026)

Jan 23, 2026 3h 42m

With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron…

January 22, 2026: Stuttering John On Hackamania! Bower In Distress! Chad Zumock Walk Stream!

Jan 22, 2026 4h 41m

Patrick has put out an offer for Stuttering John to come to Hackamania, but just like a bunch of buffoons before him, he’s handled in the wrong way! Felicia Gillespie has a track record of being…

January 20, 2026: Kevin Brennan Provides LOLs! KarmicX MISERY Continues! Kitty Pineapple Is Back!

Jan 20, 2026 4h 58m

KarmicX is living at Felicia Gillespie’s place again, because he can’t be alone with his own thoughts in the frozen Minnesota north. But it doesn’t seem like he is finding peace and happiness in his…

January 15, 2026: Chad Zumock Has NO IDEAS! DonkeyLips Is In NEW YEAR Mode! LOLCOW Soup!

Jan 15, 2026 4h 32m

Chad Zumock admits he has no skills and talent while rehashing what went wrong with his life, but still blames other people for his shortcomings. Let’s watch Chad learn about the internet in real…

January 13, 2026: Kiki Gets Cheeky! Kevin Brennan’s NUMBERS Haunt Him! Broken Bone Therapy!

Jan 13, 2026 5h 5m

Kevin Brennan is living the dream. Sure, his Patreon numbers are down, but he’s not going to let that bother him. As a matter of fact, he’s playing a joke on all of us because he’s making up the…

January 12, 2026: Chad Zumock The HYPOCRITE! Ashley Cummings Stinks! Steel Toe PIVOTS On ICE!

Jan 12, 2026 5h 11m

Chad Zumock spent another weekend drunk in the tiny apartment he claims is only a temporary housing situation. Watch as he tries to confront Scarlett about her issues while his daddy Kevin uses her…

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (January 9, 2026)

Jan 09, 2026 3h 31m

With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron…

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Frequency
~every 2.266 days
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Avg Duration
4h 49m
Consistency
37%
Format
Episodic
Since
Oct 24, 2025
Latest
Mar 02, 2026

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