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265: Tanner Brings a Sword to a Gun Fight and a Werewolf to a Sword Fight
Dog Soldiers is a simple movie about soldiers fighting werewolves, but that does mean that some of it falls apart in the third act. Not to mention, it's such a simple premise that it's easy to either…
264: Lindsay Keeps Tanner Cultured
We're at the opera tonight, despite Tanner's protests - but don't worry, Lindsay is gonna make sure everyone has context for what an opera even is (and why Napoleon's here). And after that, we're…
263: Kit Activates Every Canadian Millennial
We're really concerned about the children, y'all. They're being raised like veal, and it's absolutely hobbyless behvaiour out there. Good thing our guest Kit Walker is here to pitch some new (weird)…
262: Tanner is CHALLENGED to Find a Heterosexual Explanation for Immortals
You know the saying - "there can only be one!" The Highlander franchise has shown this repeatedly, but apparently a reboot is actually getting off the ground now? Well whether that works out or not,…
261: Lindsay is CHALLENGED to Make Cyrus Drink His Fill of Blood
The legend of Tomyris (the legend) is kinda fascinating, but The Legend of Tomiris (the film) squanders those parts and manages to be really long and say very little about the title character or her…
260: Tanner Fights for Justice with the Power of Friendship and this MegaBuster They Found
Mega Man Star Force 4 only got as far as a concept, but it's enough of a concept for Tanner to spin into a whole pitch and game summary (which is good, because Lindsay knows almost nothing about any…
259: Lindsay Looses Large Cats on Cornwall
Let's get a little meta today. Lindsay's not quite remaking Jamaica Inn so much as paying homage to it, with the tale of a woman using the book as a guide to explore all the English lore and history…
258: Tanner wants Johnny Utah and Bodhi to Kiss SO BAD They Look Stupid
Point Break is a patently silly premise executed shockingly well? Why are we rebooting this? Well, it's not explicitly gay and we gotta change that. But that's not enough for an entire episode, so we…
257: Lindsay's Spy Caper is More Girlboss, Less Gatekeep (same amount of Gaslight)
The Lady Vanishes seems like a real outlier among the rest of Albert Hitchcock's works - maybe because he didn't write the story, or the script, and only fulfilled it out of contractual obligation.…
Corner Podcast Patreon (re)Launch!
Years ago, Not If I Reboot You First started a Patreon just to help cover hosting costs, but we ended up putting it on ice because we felt we couldn't come up with enough bonus stuff to warrant it,…
256: Tanner's the Only One Who Read Mindwarp
Animorphs was so great that some people definitely tried to make their own in the 90s, and one of those attempts was Mindwarp! It didn't succeed nearly as well, but Tanner thinks it's worth…
255: Lindsay Brings the Terminator (and another Supercomputer) Back
Lindsay's Halloween episode is a little bit of a twist, as she's taking Terminator and looking at it through some new lenses, like Time Travel and Frankenstein. Can we break the cycle of bad…
254: Tanner and Lindsay Bring in Mina Murray (and Give Her Gender)
Oh hey, it's time for our new annual tradition, rebooting a season of Penny Dreadful! In the second season we had to deal with witches, porcelain dolls, and some really baffling character decisions.…
253: Linday and Tanner Answer Era-Specific Questions
It's time for the annual Q&A! Sit back, relax, and listen as Tanner and Lindsay discuss rebooting bands, era specific media, and how to make cops not be cops. If you'd like to be on an episode,…
252: Emily Sends Ready Player One to DA GURLZ ZONE
Girls just wanna have fun. And sometimes, to have fun? You gotta game! Emily is taking the cultural entity known as Ready Player One and starting from scratch because this isn't just any old…
251: Christina Staffs the X Academy
Our friend Christina has returned with an observation: there are plenty of stories about what it's like to be a kid at the Xavier Mansion, but what if we got a story about what it's like being a…
250: Tanner and Lindsay Comment on Episode 200
This is a little bit of a self-congratulatory episode, but we really did never get a chance to talk about everything that went into making our 200th episode! So now that we've got our sea legs back,…
249: Lindsay is CHALLENGED to Upgrade these Cowboys to a Throuple
Tanner asked Lindsay to talk about her OT3 - no, her OTHER OT3. The one with Butch and Sundance! She doesn't think she can improve upon perfection (though Tanner would recommend changing the music),…
248: Ryan Finishes the Fight
Ah shit, here we go again. The tv adaptation of the Halo video game got cancelled just after they reached the titular Halo. How does our brother in Ryan plan on rectifying this? He's gonna make it…
247: Tanner is CHALLENGED to Take the Mummies to the Club
The challenges return (for real this time) with Lindsay tasking Tanner with doing an updated remake of the 90s cartoon Mummies Alive! Tanner tried to avoid doing a deep dive but still came out of…
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