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#56 "Abraham Lincoln Competed In 300 Wrestling Matches And Only Lost Once, John Cena Who?"
We're talking traffic from the Pebble Beach Pro Am, A man who looked like a dog with his Valentine's date, George Washington Vs. Abraham Lincoln, middle aged male Karate Instructors can't be trusted,…
S1E55 #55 "The Potato Salad Half Time Show"
We're talking the alternative Super Bowl half-time show for people who like Kid Rock, a woman marries the Eiffel Tower, Long Jump Skiers doping, more about Bad Bunny, people p***ing on the side of…
#54 "Why The F*** Is Tucson Pronounced Like Two-Sawn, Shouldn't It Be Tuck-Son?"
First of the new format, one hour long episodes and we're talking sweet potatoes with huge veins, Atomic Habits written by James Clear, a short rant on coffee, the alleged kidnapping of an 84 year…
S1E53 #53 “Our Country Is Being Run Like A F***** Chili's"
We're talking fighting with SPAM callers, controlling being passive aggressive, believing what you see despite what lies you are told, how our country is currently being run reminds me of working at…
S1E52 #52 "My Grandpa Fought Nazis In WWII, He Never Went To An All Men's Retreat To Roll Around In The Mud."
We're talking about a countrywide carjacking that, how to overcome jealousy, unearned nicknames, making your own bone broth, and why all of these men feel the need to be coached on how to be a man by…
S1E50 #51 "I Think I'm Taking The Side Of The Rogue Elephant Trampling People To Death This Time And So Is God"
We're talking NFL playoffs (despite my lack of interest in football apparently), people thanking God for everything, rogue elephants killing people, a massive 100 car pile-up in Michigan, & Reba…
S1E50 #50 “中国香烟 (The Chinese Man That Allegedly Married Carmen Electra And Threw Chow Mein At My Head)"
We’re talking about white people holding Mexicans hostage by forcing them to awkwardly speak Spanish when they clearly don’t want to, DoorDash robots harming disabled people and getting run over by…
S1E49 #49 "I Was Ignored By A Kid With Down Syndrome And I Made It Ten Times Worse"
We're talking about an explanation as to what happened to the last couple of episodes, a crew of kids with down syndrome absolutely ignored me when I complimented them about their Niner's gear,…
S1E48 #48 “I’m Trying To Be More Positive, But Dressing Up As A Horse And Being Hand Fed Celery…”
We’re talking when your voice cracks as a grown man, making amends with Gen Z and Gen Alpha, taking accountability for millennial bull****, people dressing up as horses like show ponies, New Year’s…
S1E47 #47 “He Bought His Hologram Wife For $17,000 Just For Her To Get Deleted.”
#47 We’re talking fallin asleep on New Year’s Eve, fallin asleep at the DMV, shipping out live birds at the Post Office, a Japanese man loses his $17,000 hologram wife cause the company that made her…
S1E46 #46 “Witchcraft, Crabs, & A Totaled Truck.”
We’re talking Post-Christmas, Oasis sucks, a situation involving a witch who crashed someone’s truck and refuses to take accountability, slipping on icy steps, self-proclaimed experts, people trying…
S1E45 #45 “You Can’t Slam Your Coworkers’ Head Into The Bowl Of Eggnog, No Matter How Bad You Want To.”
We’re talking creepy coworkers at holiday parties, secret Santa gift exchanges, s*** talkers in public and making them uncomfortable, a Japanese woman marries her AI anime boyfriend, a very…
S1E44 #44 “Imagine Explaining To Your Wife That You Got Fired For That S***.”
We’re talking the woman from Patxi’s Pizza gets fired because of her embarrassing outburst, Ja Rule almost kills someone at the golf course, other embarrassing ways to get fired, more weird social…
S1E43 #43 “You’d Be Under A Blanket Of Snow For A F****** Week Before They’d Find You.”
Welcome back!We’re talking Monday fights with coworkers in your cubicle, cheering at sporting events as a man, old out of shape people going down like f****** dominos, a woman in SF gets flipped like…
S1E42 #42 “The Old Woman Who Coughed Up Phlegm That Hit My Coworker In The Mouth And Ruined Christmas.”
We’re talking cough drops, animals attacking people who get too close, Christmas season and how much I hate Christmas music, a chain smoking woman who broke her arm so bad her bones poked out, retail…
S1E42 #41 “Archduke Fred Vanvleet Was Pants’ed Which Inevitably Started A War.”
We’re talking people unable to take what they dish out, Letterman jackets, a “pantsing” war and how to establish order by bringing back public embarrassment, a man-made castle with a torture chamber,…
S1E40 #40 “There Is Nothing More Frightening Than Village Monkeys Attacking You In Broad Daylight.”
Episode 40!Thank you for Top 20% Of Podcast Videos on Spotify.We’re talking, a man marrying his invisible friend, embarrassing yourself freestyle rapping in front of your tech friends, rat problems…
S1E39 #39 SomethingOfSubstance #4 W/ SQUARE
Episode 39 “SomethingOfSubstance #4 W/ SQUARE” Square and I talked about social media hype, traveling to Asia for Complex Con, growing up in The 831/ Salinas Valley, expectations versus reality, and…
S1E38 #38 “Laughter Yoga Just Topped Hobby Horsing As The Stupidest S*** I Have Ever Seen.”
We’re talking post-sinus congestion and complaining about being sick, classy women putting up with unfunny old a**holes, the weird noises old men make, wish a natural disaster on Laughter Yoga…
S1E35 #37 “If You Arrest Chuck E. Cheese, Don’t Do It In Front Of The F***** Kids.”
We’re talking police in Florida arresting Chuck E. Cheese, being under the weather, whatever the f*** is going on with those chicks from Wicked, annoying ways that people talk, unnecessary grocery…
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