Perfect Crimes

Perfect Crimes

Joe Jensen and Nate Hanet

Episodes 44
Avg. Duration 1h 3m
Activity Highly Active
Apple Rating 5.0 (3)
Since Jul 2025
Latest Episode Jun 2026

Publishing Details

Schedule
Weekly
Format
Episodic
Consistency
82%
Hosting
feeds.transistor.fm

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About This Podcast

Sit in with Joe and Nate as they consult clients on how to go about committing their perfect crimes. New episodes every Tuesday.

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Chris Weber is a Pro-Matrix Keanu Reeves

Jun 09, 2026 1h

One of Cape Cod's finest drives all the way out to see us this week.  We sit down with the hilarious Chris Weber to talk about why he wants to free the robots.  To be fair, it does involve riding…

Seth Farley: Professional Streaker

Jun 02, 2026 51m

A lot of fellas get into crime for the money, and Boston's own Seth Farley is no different.  Public events beware, Seth is going to streak across the field so well the cameras can't help but stay on…

Pat Lacey Is Burning Down The House (of Oreos)

May 26, 2026 1h 1m

Pat Lacey has the fire of revolution inside of him, and he knows how he's going to show it.  By burning down the worst place in the world: The Nabisco Factory.  Should have called them cookies…

Vi and Iggy Run One of the Nicest Cults You'll Never Regret Joining

May 19, 2026 1h 6m

Tell me if you've heard this one--so a Vietnamese girl and Serb walk into a bar, then immediately recruit you to do their bidding.  That's the world we'll be living in once Vi and Iggy get their act…

Abby Evans, Future Queen of the Boston Speakeasy Scene

May 05, 2026 1h 14m

Boston's a pretty great city, aside from one huge problem--No Happy Hours.  Also, bars close at 2AM.  ALSO, where are all the opium dens?  Don't worry, concerned listener, Abby Evans has a solution…

We Sit Down to Talk Assassinations with Jon Fletcher

Apr 28, 2026 59m

He was almost a Marine and knows some pretty sick karate moves, so who better to discuss hitmen with than the one and only Jon Fletcher?  How did he lose half a finger?  Was it an operation gone…

Beau and James Are Going to Show Us Their Weinermobile

Apr 21, 2026 1h 16m

Beau and James (BJS for short) have always known their destiny--for James to die in a fiery car crash, trapped inside the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile as he's grilled alive in a grotesque display of…

Won't Someone Besides Sarah Fitz Please Think of the Box Turtles?!

Apr 14, 2026 1h 1m

We have the very funny Sarah Fitz on this week to discuss a matter of grave importance--the so-called "government" has banned yet another thing the people care about.  Box Turtle Farms.  You'll never…

There's Nothing Tiny About This Crime

Apr 07, 2026 1h

Local legend Tiny joins us to figure out the best possible way to destroy all student debt, but along the way we try to solve the mystery of who deleted the first episode we recorded with him.  Hint:…

The Fellas Interview a True-To-Life Mad Scientist BIG THUNK

Mar 31, 2026 1h 1m

The Fellas sit down with the one and only Big Thunk, who's here to share the details on how he became the mad genius we all know and love. #funny #bigthunk #bostoncomedy #worcester #newengland…

Maz Ismael Wants to Disrupt the Way We Do Juntas

Mar 24, 2026 1h 8m

A lot of our greatest leaders started with a simple goal: complete control over who lives and who dies.  Their problem?  They thought too small.  Get the people involved, that's what Maz says.  Is he…

Matt McArthur Engages in Some Delightful Check Fraud with his Free Hand

Mar 17, 2026 56m

We've got a local favorite on to talk about his guiding light--Catch Me If You Can.  What a film. Oh yeah, Matt also wants to engage in some self-pleasure, while driving, but, look, everything else…

Terrance and Nick Are Going to Run Iran. What, You've Got Someone Better?

Mar 10, 2026 1h 7m

WE'RE BACK--sorry for the break ya'll, but don't worry, we've got a great crime, er, total legal military action for everyone.  Ever wonder who's going to run Iran?  Every day it seems like someone…

Tyler Swain Wants a License to Pee in Public

Feb 24, 2026 57m

Some men want a license to kill, but Tyler doesn't need anything so grand.  He just wants to know how he can go whenever he needs to without the GD fuzz getting involved.

Shaun Connolly and Bryan O'Donnell Want to Rule Worcester with a Benevolent Iron Fist

Feb 17, 2026 1h

Ever thought you could do a better job running the office than the bozos in charge?  Shaun and Brian are here this week because they feel the same way, only about the second largest city in New…

Frank Allen Robs the Absolute Heck Out of a Bank

Feb 10, 2026 1h 9m

THIS WEEK, ON PERFECT CRIMES, TWO AMAZING THINGS.  First off, we've got a special guest host.  The one, the only, she's got the Hope Diamond on her somewhere--it's El Kennedy.  SECOND, we've got a…

El Kennedy Finally Gets Her Hands on the Hope Diamond

Feb 03, 2026 1h 6m

Talk about wish fulfillment.  Since she was young El has had a love/hate relationship with the largest diamond in the world, so it makes sense she would come to us to figure out how to steal it.  I…

The Clown People Commit Insurance Fraud

Jan 27, 2026 1h 4m

THIS WEEK, ON PERFECT CRIMES--CLOWN PEOPLE, BUTTS, AND INSURANCE FRAUD!  WE'VE GOT IT ALL!  Brieana Woodward and Al Christakis join us to figure out how get MAXIMUM VALUE for Al's derrière.  The…

Pat McKinstry: God Emperor of Mars

Jan 20, 2026 57m

Our good friend Patrick has some interesting plans for Mars, let me tell you.  And if you give us an opportunity to yuck Elon's yum, Perfect Crimes Inc. is going to take it.

Logan O'Brien Wants to Wipe His Ass with the Declaration of Independence

Jan 13, 2026 1h 16m

Look, we know.  Trump beat him to it.  That doesn't mean we don't have a great episode this week.  And besides, when the president does it, it's not a crime.  Big shout out to Nixon for that one.

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