Personality Hires
Pionaire Podcasting
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About This Podcast
Hey, we're Personality Hires - we somehow all got hired by one of the biggest radio shows in the country and then we became friends. Against our will, but hey, you can't control chemistry.
Personality Hires is the podcast that's basically your office breakroom banter, but better. You know that one cubicle neighbor who always has a wild story and the work group chat that’s hilarious, messy, and totally relatable?
That’s us - Abby, Jackson, Rebecca, and Mikey. We're not exactly hired for our technical skills, but we'll be damned if we don’t make your 9–5 worth getting out of bed for.
Each week, your favorite coworkers (ahem, us) will serve up slice-of-life stories, office gossip, jokes you probably shouldn’t make above a whisper, and takes on the news you didn’t know you needed...or really even cared about.
Whether we're roasting each other, oversharing about dating disasters, or revealing secrets that should get HR-called on us —we're the water cooler chat version of must see TV.
Bring Personality Hires into your car, kitchen, or especially into the cubicle you already hate being in. We're always on at your convenience (just like Slack, ugh) —making Mondays (and if we're being honest, every weekday) slightly less miserable.
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One Huge Mistake & One Unexpected Announcement
A routine trip to the grocery store turns into one of the most uncomfortable moments of Jackson's life. Then Rebecca makes a surprising Pride Month announcement, and why she's feeling differently…
Career Moves and Cringe Playlists!
This week Mikey shares some big news and he's weirdly emotional about it. We unpack his big career move, we also tackle a listener's remote-work dilemma (how do you prank people you've never met…
Six Hundred Square Feet of Chaos
It's Rebecca's birthday, and we're celebrating the only way we know how by asking her deeply personal questions she may or may not want to answer. We hear about her chaotic move into her new…
Wedding Whiskers & The 99-Cent Scandal!
The crew debates whether Jackson should shave his beloved mustache before his wedding, and things get unexpectedly deep when low contrast faces, weight gain, and bridal confidence all enter the…
We Need To Talk About Abby's Most Humiliating Moment Ever
After two and a half years living with her parents, Rebecca is finally moving into her own place and packing is already breaking her. Abby shares her most mortifying dog-sitting story to date. Plus…
Are Your 30s the New 20s? Aging, Apartments & Adulting
Abby just turned 29 and is already panicking about 30. So the crew debates what actually changes with age and whether your 30s are really the new 20s. Then Rebecca tells the most chaotic apartment…
Our First AMA: Restaurant Etiquette, Biopic Dream Casts & Wild TV Pitches
We're answering YOUR questions for the first time and things get weird fast. Mikey gets scolded by a waitress for bending the takeout rules and can't stop thinking about it. Jackson, Abby, and…
Jackson's Wedding Planning Is Ruining Us!
Jackson is six months engaged and already breaking wedding rules. Can the groom see the dress before the big day? We debate wedding videography costs, tattoo artists at receptions, and whether a…
Jackson's Near-Death Experience & Blake Lively's Case CRUMBLES
This week on Personality Hires, Jackson nearly met his maker on a Friday night watching Interstellar, Rebecca confesses she accidentally gave a stranger too much information, and Abby and the crew…
Mikey's First Day as a Lube Salesman & The Wildest Bar Encounter
Mikey survives his first day as a lubrication salesman, Rebecca's birthday gift for her boyfriend goes hilariously wrong, Abby gives an update on her Tampa radio drama, and we hear about the most…
Another Show Declared War On Abby & We're Not Letting It Slide!
This week on Personality Hires, Abby fills us in on the Tampa radio drama nobody expected. Another station in her building spent time hours dissecting her social media, and calling her a b*tch…
The Crew Battle It Out For An Invite to Jackson's Wedding
In this episode, we're diving into bridesmaid dress drama, Jackson's wedding speech competition, and a St. Patrick's Day bar confrontation that sparked an interesting debate. Personality Hires…
Invoicing Your Friends & Earning a Wedding Invite
The team roasts each other with impressions, reacts to an unhinged Reddit "Am I the A-Hole?" and Rebecca launches a wedding speech competition to score an invite to Jackson's big day.Personality…
Ghosts, UFOs, and a Dress That Ended a Friendship!
This week on The Personality Hires, things get weird fast. Rebecca may or may not have spotted a UFO. Abby shares her chaotic Hinge story about a ghost who resurfaced six weeks later to invite her to…
AI Killed Mikey's Dream Job!
On this episode of The Personality Hires, we break down Mikey's failed attempt to become an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Hot Dogger, why AI-generated cover letters might be killing your job applications,…
Toenail Crimes & Our Wuthering Heights Hot Takes!
In this episode Jackson recounts a wild Florida dining experience. We also dive deep into our hot takes on the new Wuthering Heights adaptation starring Jacob Elordi and Margot Robbie. Was it a…
New Job Jitters, ER Scares & Valentine's Day Fails
This week, Mikey has had enough. Everyone's on probation! Once the air is cleared, the crew catches up on a chaotic Valentine's Day weekend, Mikey's terrifying ER run with his girlfriend, and…
Abby's Big Career Move & Super Bowl Rants
Mikey develops a gambling problem and Abby updates us on her new Tampa radio gig. Plus: Super Bowl hot takes, and relationship bathroom boundaries. Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires…
The Worst 911 Call Ever & A Life-Changing Surgery
Mikey calls 911 after hearing terrifying screams from his upstairs neighbor, only to deal with the world's most reluctant cop. Meanwhile, Rebecca goes under the knife to remove three lymph nodes and…
Rebecca Faced A Bloody Nightmare!
Rebecca's dog-sitting weekend spirals into a bloody nightmare with a plot twist no one saw coming. Abby nearly gets kidnapped in Colombia, and Mikey delivers his random fact of the week! Follow the…
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Personality Hires has published 50 episodes since September 2025, covering topics in Comedy, Improv.
Personality Hires is currently highly active with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 37m.
