Plant Sluts
Jonathan and Jeannette
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S2 Video Episode: Botanical Taste Test
Watch the video here: https://youtu.be/JqhkIucMroQ Jeannette has finally made it to Montreal! To celebrate the reunion, we took the cameras out to the greenhouse for a very special, very chaotic…
S2 Trail Mix: Hazelnut's Botanical Blue-Balling
Jeannette visits Jonathan in Montreal and they get their fill on leafy greens in their winter coats. Jeannette commits the ultimate faux pas while not understanding what that means since she doesn't…
S2 Trail Mix: The Flexisexual Apricot
We continue digging into our bag of trail mix and explore the world of the flexisexual apricot. But first Jonathan and Jeannette update us on their gardens and share their stone fruit “zodiac”…
S2 Trail Mix: Cacao, the Currency of Sex
After complaining about kids these days, Jonathan and Jeannette dive into the history of the cacao plant and how that became the chocolate we consume nonstop today. We answer questions like "How many…
S2 Trail Mix: Pegging Peanuts
Peanut sex gets wild in this episode! First, we try a new segment to find our sun-moon-rising Plant Placements and Jeannette tries more yard debris with Nipplewort! Will her nipples ever recover?…
S2 Trail Mix: Seedy BDSM
The first in our Trail Mix series! It all starts and ends with seeds. We discuss which new seeds we’re trying this season and defend Jonathan’s AI garden organizing system. Jeannette tries purple…
S2 Tulips: The Bubble That Bloomed
Episode Notes ** Make way for tulips! In this episode, Jonathan bravely downs a comically overstuffed cup of foraged weeds and spills the tea on a secret teenage adventures through milkweed forests.…
S2 Haskap, We're Back!
Episode Notes We’re back with Québec ’s favorite uncut berry: haskap. This episode spirals from Jeannette's forgotten Brussels sprouts to Jonathan's most unhinged greenhouse hack yet. Jonathan also…
S1 Winter Cutting: Apocalypse Grow
Jonathan and Jeannette make preparations for the inevitable apocalypse in this bonus winter cutting episode. They don't figure out a source for fresh water but herbal Xanax is ready to go. Jonathan…
S1 Winter Cutting: Houseplants
In this bonus winter cutting we talk about gardening indoors aka houseplants. We go into the origin and psychological grip they have on us. We ask, are there native houseplants and how prolific is…
S1 Cranberry Bogs & Buzz
Episode Notes In this episode we learn about Jonathan’s secret life as an oil baron. Jeannette will leave the leaves, so everyone please just shut up about it. We find a new community garden…
S1 Pumpkin Gourds & Ouija Boards
Episode Notes In this episode we get spooky as Jonathan plots garden revenge on his ex, we whisper to our dearly departed plants via an online Ouija Board, and divine the mysteries of the dormant…
S1 Witch Hazel: Broomsticks & Bottoms
Episode Notes Jonathan complains about tiny melons and Jeannette has to decide which plant can fulfill her needs in F-M-K Plant Edition. We explore Witch Hazel and where it got its demonic name.…
S1 Skullcap the Nightmare Boo-tanical
Episode Notes Our latest episode kicks off Spooky season and includes an uncomfortable conversation with an arborist. Jonathan brags about his nonna's smuggled plums from the old country. We read…
S1 Mulberry's Bush
Episode Notes In this episode Jonathan talks about the origins of the mulberry nursery rhyme and Jeannette finds out if it's a bush or a tree... Jonathan's pretty beans are a hit at happy hour and we…
S1 Lavender & Chill
Episode Notes We relax with lavender, and talk about the different types and tips on growing your own. A new segment debuts! Fuck, Marry, Kill: Plant Edition. Take a peek at the connections between…
S1 Primrose is Bi, Poly & Classy
Jeannette heads to agricultural bootcamp, Jonathan drags GMO propaganda, and a chewed-up bird sparks a hawk-related identity crisis. Meanwhile, primrose struts onto the scene kinky, poly, and…
S1 Rose Butts & Queer Vibes
Episode Notes Roses are red, but the history is unsurprisingly gay. Jeannette contemplates opening up her marriage (mainly to get out of doing dishes), while Jonathan reveals that not all thorns are…
S1 Bloodroot's sweet sac!
Episode Notes Jeannette has a vendetta against a tree. Meanwhile, Jonathan unearths a painful truth: sometimes slugs aren’t just destroying your hostas… they’re also wrecking your relationship. This…
S1 Lemon balm spreads for anyone!
Episode Notes Welcome to the very first episode of Plant Sluts! Meet your hosts Jonathan and Jeannette as they dig into how a global pandemic finally cleared the community garden waitlist (silver…
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Plant Sluts has published 20 episodes since July 2025, covering topics in Comedy, Home & Garden.
Plant Sluts is currently active with new episodes every 2 weeks. Average episode length is 42m.
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