Episodes 10
Avg. Duration 2h 11m
Activity Highly Active
Apple Rating 4.8 (47)
Since Mar 2026
Latest Episode Jun 2026

Publishing Details

Schedule
Every 2 Weeks
Format
Episodic
Consistency
66%
Hosting
www.portmansheau.com

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About This Podcast

Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety. Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who's had it with political correctness. Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who's had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service. Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien homeowner who homologizes without homologating the show, who's had it with all three of them so much that it's not even clear of he's actually part of the show anymore; even though he's mentioned all the time.

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Recent Episodes

708: The Vice President of a Mustard Company

Jun 08, 2026 58m

Episode 708: Brett has new plugs. Puke is happy to use his old Makita. Andrew asks AI how to build a box. How many sandwiches did Brett eat? The size of Frick Mansion. Spider beef. The horrors of the…

707: Dick Booger Rice

May 31, 2026 2h 7m

Episode 707: Brett feels gay after eating Bulgur wheat, riding a bicycle, and watching “Wicked”. Andrew doubts Brett’s golf prowess with a 7-Iron. Watching a Micheal Jackson concert from 1988 will…

706: Globule Island of Yolk

May 21, 2026 1h 21m

Episode 706: Bryan joins us from the flat-lands. Andrew describes his latest and greatest coffee routine. Which came first? THe Chicken or the Egg? How many chromosomes? South Carolina gas stations.…

705: Do You Remember the Phone Number of the Guy Who Sucked Cocks?

May 09, 2026 2h 18m

Episode 705: Welcome to the morning show! We start off with useless animal trivia. Is Jonathan the tortoise alive? Hippos in Columbia. Debating Antarctica. How far did Morse Code travel? Local…

704: Dear Diarrhea-ry

May 03, 2026 2h 5m

Episode 704: Andrew wants to rub the golden tee ball. Brett thinks he can outsmart YouTube’s censorship. Gabriella (with one L) has a book about gathering to share. We learn about “traipsing”. Asking…

703: The Creaming

Apr 24, 2026 2h 34m

Episode 703: We went to explore dahntahn Pittsburgh to see the NFL Draft construction but only found schizos on the subway and a silly goose Useless Animal Trivia game. Guess the 90’s movies with…

702: Do Your Homework While I Beat-Off

Apr 21, 2026 2h 28m

Episode 702: Why does Andrew hate space? Will he support Terra in the upcoming Martian asteroid war? Bryan farts to assert dominance; Brett is a mysterious piss-ninja. Andrew has proof Tim Pool is…

701: Have You Ever Tried to Chew Through a Snake?

Apr 08, 2026 1h 52m

Episode 701: Can you name the colors of noise? Cyber booger. Discussing the color of the year (no racism!). Puke gets pranked by Andrew’s old prank but it turns out he pranked himself. It’s spring in…

700: Urinal ‘Lotta Trouble

Mar 25, 2026 2h 18m

Episode 700: Seven Hundred Episodes! Should we change the name at 800 episodes? We realize we are getting old and want to upload our brains to the robots. PGH political drama! Brett dreams of fields…

699: Whatever Your Brain Is Telling You Ignore It and Listen To Me

Mar 20, 2026 2h 40m

Episode 699: Gabriela can’t decide what to do with a t-shirt. A robot rips Andrew’s pants. The Pittsburgh Center for Creative Reuse. It’s just junk. Puke can’t remember Memento or Magnolia. Teaching…

698: They See a Dolphin and They Say “Oh! I Bet I Could Fuck That If It Had Tits.”

Mar 14, 2026 2h 12m

Episode 698: We just survived a crazy windstorm in Western PA. Andrew lost a tree, Puke lost shingles, and Brett lives in an apartment. How are storms measured? Comparing river scenes in Anaconda and…

697: I Thought This Was An Island Where You Could Fuck Lemurs

Feb 25, 2026 2h 6m

Episode 697: Never trust Vicky. Driving a truck taught Andrew how to sleep. Arguing over Sci-Fi CGI and how Andrew thinks that is the same as AI. Babylon 5, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, The Night…

696: Tuna Today

Feb 15, 2026 2h 5m

Episode 696: Bryan has changed his ways and is trying to improve his life. Andrew ruins the show intro for a quaternary time. Dumb things we did when young and drunk. Pink Whitney. Brett prevents…

695: Trough of Despair

Feb 06, 2026 2h 26m

Episode 695: How fast is the ISS traveling? By what factor is it calculated? Is parallax for pooping or a method of measurement? Andrew learns hydronics so he can heat his floor before he shoots a…

694: What Rhymes With Truck?

Jan 24, 2026 2h 12m

Episode 694: Bryan has a brain-rot addiction and Andrew can’t see it. Is Mr. Bean dating Mia Khalifa? Is AI going to ruin celebrity gossip? Andrew learns that fire and dry leaves next to his house…

693: The 1st 10 Year Old to Show Up With a Handful of Jizz

Jan 16, 2026 1h 53m

Recording Date – 16 / Jan / 2026 The Gang – Andrew & Puke & Brett Intro Song – “Ballare” by Off Beat “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio  Break Song – “Paradise Warfare” by Off…

692: Depths of Pleasure

Jan 09, 2026 2h 24m

Episode 692: Is the dentist a scam? Can black people get Downs Syndrome? The new PGH airport. Email anxiety. Did C3PO or R2D2 fly? Andrew gets groped every time as TSA Clear but finds a hack for free…

691: Andrew’s Perfect Evening

Jan 02, 2026 2h 39m

Episode 691: Happy New Year! Holiday stories of farting in cars, dealing with family, goats eating cars, and buying bags of dicks. Andrew tried 2 new foods! Puke gets Christmas glittered. The long…

690: Cool Little Gooberino

Dec 27, 2025 1h 36m

Episode 690: Merrrrry Christmas! Throw the Festivus fruitcake! A ski holiday at Seven Springs , PA. Mrs. Doubtfire. Pittsburgh is falling apart due to typical Democrat retardation. The Hill District.…

689: Young Cold Boner In a Burger King Parking Lot

Dec 13, 2025 2h 24m

Episode 689: Bryan returns to be immediately bored by Brett and Andrew arguing over John Malkovich vs Jeff Goldblum vs Keanu Reeves. Is Nick Fuentes a distraction? The ridiculous Instagram Reels…

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Portmansheau has published 10 episodes since March 2026, covering topics in Comedy, Documentary.

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