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Now that Emma has finished university, quit her part-time job, and is out in the great big world with no idea of what she wants to do with her life, she has decided to start a podcast, which can only mean one thing: A one-fifth-life crisis is upon her. Alone at a table, Emma and her never ending stream of consciousness discuss random topics, interesting hot takes, and bizarre analogies. What goes on in the mind of someone who has nothing but time on her hands? Perhaps you’d like to listen and find out.
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9: Wisdom Teeth Removal Leads to Lifelong Trauma
In this episode, Emma talks about how scorching hot it is outside, her traumatic wisdom tooth removal experience, Alberta being the new Quebec, her fear of barefoot shoes, and the unhinged housing…
8: Three Barleycorns Dry and Round
In this episode, Emma talks about getting her wisdom teeth out, why dressing corporate makes people worse at their job, and the curious case of Koko: the infamous signing gorilla. She also compares…
7: A FIFA and Front-of-Package Disaster
Emma gets serious this episode as she discusses the mess that FIFA already is (and definitely will be) in Toronto and how terrible Canada’s Front-of-Package Labels are. Prepare to be more angry,…
6: Imaginary Baloney Sandwiches May Put You to Sleep
In this episode Emma talks about her outrageous improv class, aphantasia and how it makes no sense, why she loves British people, and the disastrous Canadian census.Email:…
5: I Am Not a Robot
In this episode, Emma talks about the soul-sucking nature of CAPTCHAs, if life before technology was better, the lore of Cosmic Crisp apples, the greatest heat training method, and if aliens exist.…
4: Michael Jackson is Iconic
It’s Table for One’s one monthiversary! In this episode, Emma talks about getting bullied by an 82-year-old man, why global warming isn’t real, Michael Jackson, construction projects taking so long,…
3: Walking 27 Kilometers Is Easier Than Applying for a Job
In this episode, Emma talks about how crazy and convoluted applying for a job is, the most memorable (and most unhinged) book she’s ever read, her casual 27km walk, learning new botanical vocabulary,…
2: Adidas Sambas Are Not for the Weak
In this episode, Emma talks about her painful experience wearing Adidas Sambas, IOS 26, being lonely, the insanity of Toronto’s "spring" weather, and her confusion with bedding terminology.Email:…
1: The Great Daylight Savings Debate
In Table for One's debut episode, Emma talks about her passion of keeping daylight savings, buying jeans for the first time ever, Toxic Gossip Train's lyrics, the deliciousness of New York…
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Table for One has published 9 episodes since April 2026, covering topics in Leisure.
Table for One is currently highly active with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 49m.
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