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A show about love, life, and alien invasions! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about every single Animorphs book in order! We break the series down into small manageable chunks and then just dive ENTIRELY too deep into what makes it tick. With a host who's read everything, a host who's kind of familiar, and a host who's entirely new, this group of three queer people will take a look at the shapeshifter book series in a whole new light.
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Recent Episodes
Aww Yisss Garbage Time (The Solution, 10-18)
So you know how there was that secret meeting with the President and like five other world leaders and one of them is already a controller but we don't know which one? Yeah we're just gonna…
Ratchel's Revenge (The Solution, 1-9)
As the Asshole Trilogy moves into its final act, it's time for a touch of the old hyperviolence! Did you ever want to know who would win between a lion and Rachel? Join Kate, Nobody, and Vivian to…
70. Full Pissboy (The Threat, 19-28)
A line has been crossed, friends, and it's not one you ever want to cross. David is well and truly the enemy of the Animorphs now, and they have no idea how to defend against the techniques they've…
Bloated With Dragonfly Juice (The Threat, 10-18)
Okay look. I GET that it was deeply unfair of us to go on hiatus right before episode 69 dropped but that's just the way the motherboard crumbles sometimes, you know? Anyway. Niiiiiiice. Join Kate,…
Bird Crimes (The Threat, 1-9)
Okay so I KNOW that new kid seemed super sus when Marco was telling the story, but Jake probably has a more even keel about all this, right? Right? Uh-oh. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about…
Taking the Murderbird (The Discovery, 19-26)
This is probably fine! You really shouldn't dangle an evil carrot in front of someone's nose if you want them to not eat it, right? Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Spy Dads 3D, He's…
Cascading Stupidity Aura (The Discovery, 10-18)
Have you ever noticed how off-the-rails things get when Ax and Marco get together? You sure are about to. Our look into David's home life continues with a bang! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk…
What's in the (Blue) Boooox (The Discovery, 1-9)
After all these weeks, it's finally here...the Asshole Trilogy begins with a new kid in town, and some pure Looney Tunes nonsense! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Doctor Themhattan, Kids…
64. How Yeerks Werk (The Departure, 19-27)
We've come to the conclusion of one of the quieter and more thoughtful Animorphs books, which means it's time for the kids to decide whether they're going to murder an even younger kid! Join Kate,…
Incidental Leopard (The Departure, 10-18)
Okay but seriously who put this leopard here, they're not native to the forests of California. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Murderface Skywalker, Leopard-Based Problem Solving, and The…
Extrude the Mouth-Flesh (The Departure 1-9)
One of our most unusual books thus far starts with Cassie getting a midnight visitor! And also swearing off violence forever. With forty books left in the series, we'll see how well that promise…
Prehistoric Moral Relativism (In the Time of Dinosaurs, 28-37)
As the second Megamorphs draws to a close, it's time for preposterous moral dilemmas! How many dings do we give Tobias for that, anyway? Join Vivian, Kate, and Nobody to talk about Viv is Not…
Got the Space Broccoli Blues (In the Time of Dinosaurs, 19-27)
Dinosaur adventures continue as the Animorphs come to a startling revalation about the history of the Earth-the Ancient Aliens guys were right! Sort of. Not really.Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to…
The Find Out Portion of the Exercise (In the Time of Dinosaurs, 10-18)
We're Back! (A Dinosaur's Story)! Trapped in the past the Animorphs are slowly starting to figure out what's going on with all these dinosaurs, by which I mean Ax is apparently capable of soloing a…
ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE (In the Time of Dinosaurs, 1-9)
It's Megamorphs time, y'all! And this one is way more coherent than last time around! The kids get caught up in a rescue mission that shoots them back to a time where they aren't the apex predators!…
57. Ax Gets Blasted (The Decision, 20-29)
It's time to close out our little space adventure, and surprisingly enough it doesn't involve that much graphic violence! Against people, anyway. This is gonna mess up the environment for DECADES.…
Sam Gets Shredded (The Decision, 10-18)
Lost in deep space, the kids quickly find themselves embedded in another Lord of the Rings reference! And also intergalactic war, you know how it is. Ax's mission report continues as war rages over…
Vivian Gets Swole (The Decision, 1-9)
In the first one of these books for a while that actually respects the framing device of the kids writing them for future people to read, Ax is here to give us an after action report on a military…
Gleet Chrome, Choom (The Underground, 19-30)
Rachel is having a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day. I mean we kind of did also since we had to rerecord this, but let's be real, she's got it worse, what with the falling directly into the…
It Gleets! (The Underground, 10-18)
The day has finally arrived: we get to talk about what Gleeting is. Also we just get to say the word Gleet a lot, which is pretty great. And I guess there's thing with the ethics of potentially…
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