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The Bears Hooligan: A Chicago Bears Podcast. From the guy who used to believe Virginia McCaskey was an immortal who lived off the sadness of Bears fans. If i had a time machine, George Halas would not have fertilized the egg that eventually became Virginia. Now she’s a ghoul haunting Halas Hall & the Soldier Field locker room showers. Alonzo Spellman called this "The realest pod on the streets today!" #BearDown
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S4E14 Brown Town
Pure domination on both sides of the ball today. Santos is a baby legged loser & needs to be gone! Now they need to bring their absolute A game in less than a week to dominate the team from the…
S4E13 The Diddlers Prevail
The filthy packers win the first battle but the war isn't over just yet. Bears will get their revenge in two weeks. In the meantime, don't take shit from your local packers fans. A punch in the mouth…
S4E12 Stick Your D Batteries Up Your Backside
Black Friday gets real dark for the Eagles & their dirty fanbase as the Bears bully them all over the field for 4 quarters. A few audio clips included from being out watching the game with some…
S4E11 lace curtains & tampon towels
Bears get the win with mostly 2nd & 3rd stringers playing on D versus that perv Rudolph since Rogers was too soft. I get my first interview in a while with a 3rd generation russian from Pitt who…
S4E10 A Minnesotan Drooler
Comes down to the end again & the Bears get another close one. Shouldn't have been that close, but they're 7-3 and get the W. Minnesotans are left drooling on themselves (as usual) & are…
S4E8 Fuck Your Jungle
Bears fans take over the jungle in Cincy. The Bears decide to send us on a rollercoaster that ends with the 2nd wildest games I've ever been to. Skyline chili dogs are made of pig buttholes & not…
S4E7 Getting Wired
Bears travel to the crack den of America & get beat up by the Lamar Jackson-less Ravens. Not a fun one in a horrible city full of horrible people. Lamar appears to be a cro-magnon man on the…
S4E6 Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler
Spencer "The Rat" Rattler gets put in his place & the Bears take 4 in a row. The good times roll as Ben Johnson shows those swamp donkeys Who Dat is. Tried to get the biggest Saints fan north of…
S4E5 Aikman's Broken Heart
Bears pull out another tight one (3 in a row) & get that sweet sweet revenge. Troy acts like a jilted teen schoolgirl live on national TV after getting ghosted by CW. My buddy The Guy is scared…
S4E4 Bet It All on Blackwell
Not a pretty one in Fabulous Las Vegas but the Bears pull it out. The white trash demon Crosby tries to bust the Bears shot at .500 & comes pretty damn close. Josh Blackwell blocks the field goal…
S4E3 Kicked 'Em in the EberPuss
Eberfloozey comes to town with his horrendous D & the Bears make a move in the right direction. Caleb gives them a taste of what he can do & Dennis Allen holds Dax and company to 14. The…
S4E2 Ben's Testicles Get Clipped in the Dirty D
The Bears franchise continues to be a complete embarrassment & punchline for the league. They get laughed out of Ford Field by the meth heads of Detroit. 0-2 and the season already feels over…
S4E1 More Annoying Than Conversation with A Minnesotan
We are back Hooligans. At least the pod is, not so much great football in Chicago just yet. BJ & Caleb start hot and cool to a current Virginia like condition in the 2nd half. Let's hope and pray…
S3E6 A Proper Rogering
The Bears put the soccer turf to proper use & smash the lowly Jags. They teach these bellends & their fans what a real #1 pick looks like. The Bears Hooligans are currently raising hell…
S3E5 Poles Laughs At Carolina
Playing bad teams is great for development and W's. Poles can continue to chuckle over the trade with this horrendous franchise (still got their 2nd round pick in 2025). Bears fandom can be tough but…
S3E2 I Hate Groundhogs
New season, new QB & unfortunately the same old story. Are the Bears cursed to suffer horrendous offense for eternity? Why is decent defense and shitty offense always the calling card of the…
S3E1 Incoming Division Champs
Week One and the Bears D and special teams lock up the win. Caleb is learning on the job and will be rolling soon enough. The packers looked like dog feces and will obviously be at the bottom of the…
S2E19 Fire Them All, Pretty Please
The Bears are once again laughed out of filthy Lambeau Field. Getsy runs the same gameplan from week one with the same results. Eberfloozey does nothing to right the ship and they finish last in the…
S2E18 Beatin Down Them Young Hoes From The ATL
Bears dominate on both sides of the ball. The ATL kicker is named YoungHoe and that is hilarious. Word is Eberfloozey is returning in '24. A lame former buddy of mine is a pussy & wouldn't visit…
S2E17 That Win Smells Like Mr. Hankey
Shitty win versus a horrendously shitty team on Jesus's bday warm up day. Eberfloozey & company better be gone come January 8th. Bear Down Hooligans!!
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