The Todd-Marshall Delirium

S5E18 Love as an Entanglement, a Closeness, a Binding, a Hold, a Touch, a Clutch, an Entwinement

Also:• One of Those North Pole Igloos You Can Sleep In• We Are Not in Rural Pakistan• Anecdotes From the Peloponnesian War• You Would Still Have Magnificent Hair• Because It's Cole F***ing Porter•…

S5E17 I Think Rastafonkey is Dead, and The Other Polar End of Seasonal Affective Disorder

Also:• I've Seen a Shrew on the Blasket• You Rapscallion Bastards!• Aggressively, Offensively British• Admire Me Until My Memoir Comes Out• This is Bush League, James• The Amount of Oxytocin That…

S5E16 If One of You is Feeling Randy and the Other is Feeling Queasy

Also:• Including, But Not Limited to, Cholera and Dysentery• He's Like a Conjoined Twin of Bob• They're Pissed When They See My Numbers• I'm Looking at You, Immanuel Kant!• Never Mind What the…

S5E15 We've All Been Bifurcating Since LUCA, Would You Drop a "Gadzooks"? and My Fiancee Has Stopped Listening

Also:• We Are Occupied By Memes• Tell Someone You're Going to Pinch a Loaf• He is a Deeply Silly Man• A Pox on You and Your Family• Everyone's Got a Posture-Fest• Guerrilla Warfare Among British…

S5E14 In Terms of Shafts, It is Better to Give Than to Receive

Also:• Filthy, and Full of Marshall Mathers and Polio• Backing the Wrong Proverbial God-Horse• A Game of Who Can Jizz More• If a Comedian Has a Tight 20 on Sodomy• Intra-Feminine Character…

S5E13 That is Statistically, Biologically, Demonstrably, Categorically Impossible

Also:• Birdsong and Frogs and Hoots and Hollers and Yowls• A Throat or Other Fleshy Appendage• If That Tickles Your Pickle, Great• Cut That Shit Off, Dog• You Would Have to Have a Moose Cock• Three…

S5E12 Lower Bananas and Scalding Hot Oatmeal Into His Mouth

Also:• Schmoozing All Day is Not Half Bad• Yup, That's My Species• She Put Your What in Your Tuchus?• A Very Important Part of a Three-Martini Lunch• If You're Weird, a Little Bit of Pickled Brine•…

S5E11 It's Not Cannibalism, It's Theophagy!

Also:• Slingshotting to the Moon Under Another Name• Ix-Nay on the Ihad-Jay• Summarily Identified By the Fedoras on Their Heads• Our Military-Industrial Salchicha• One or Two Segments of Your Pinky…

S5E10 We're Not Opening With Pig Brains in a Hot Pot

Also:• Beat the Dead Horse Till it Stops Spitting Out Money• Don't Tell Me It Was Will Smith!• I Think There Was Some Donkey in There Too• Little Old Ladies in Frog Costumes• Elaborate on the…

S5E9 Catastrophic Depletion, Hire a Guy With Homicidal Ennui, and Enneagram 5 is the Barn Owl

Also:• Somewhere Between Vladimir Lenin and Stevie Wonder• Fighting, Obsession, Drama, or Death• There's Something Wrong With Mrs. Washburn• I Will Credit the Nazis on This• A Fun Story From the…

S5E8 Happyquinox! and Slightly Awkward, Barky Mandarin

Also:• The Xerox Machine is Erotic to Me• They Think He's a Dumbshit Meathead• I Actually Like Yak• Streaming From Most of Your Facial Orifices• One of the God-Kings of Meme Culture• Get Soggy and…

S5E7 Roll Up a Funny Little Devil's Cigarette, I Missed Seattle Grunge Entirely, and He Sinks His Emotions Into Bees

Also:• All Commerce is a Circle Jerk• Bio-Psychological Chemistry Not Conducive to Good Decision Making• It's the Group Peacocking I really Miss• Horrible Burning Smelly Ash Heap Dystopian…

S5E7 He Discovered He Had On a Green Hat

Also:• Proposals of Marriage Flooding in From Around the Globe• Virtuosity? I Call It Gymnastics• A New Plant Named Cliff• Fly Into a Rage and Shatter Your Only Guitar• When a Tour Bus Rolled and…

S5E6 Schmoo: The Legless, Armless, White Fluffy Sperm Homunculus

Also:• The Great Recycling Bin of Media and Culture• She's on the Couch Totally Knackered• 7th Graders Who Don't Know Jack F*** About Physics• Because Bryan is Mister Sun• Lie Down in a Pit of Dirt…

S5E5 Does Beaver Count as Fish?

Also:• Attentions Paid to His Buttshole• And I'm Soaking in It• For the Same Reason Whales Have Feet• Corn-Creating Symbiotic Animals• A G-Spot in a Most Surprising Place• Dogs Domesticated Us• Where…

S5E4 Bakeries are to the French What Saunas are to the Finnish

Also:• Strip Clubs, Arms Dealers, Consultants to ICE• They Fucked With the Chicken• I'm a Pretty Goddamn Fun Wedding Officiant• Half the Eyes are Full of Tears• An Unfortunate Thursday Evening in…

S5E3 The Widely Available Peep Show, Orange Shag Carpeting, and Avocado-Colored Appliances

Also:• Shivering Next to the Digital Fireplace• This Middle-Aged Villainous Woman From Yorkshire• My Squirrelly Sense of Apocalyptic Disaster• It Was Grating Because it was Ham-Fisted• The…

S5E2 An Ass-Ton of Dials, Knobs, Little Whirring Lights, Bits, and Buttons

Also:• Not Filling Your Beloved With Rage and Revulsion• Outside of the Rare Fetishist• Dad With a Smoke Machine, Giggling His Ass Off• He Lives in Fresno for God's Sake• Would Somebody Just Give…

S5E1 A Rusty Trombone, You Did the Dog a Mercy, and Do the Inuit Have Frog Myths?

Also:• Kick the Year Off With Some Family Tragedy• A Bright White Little Grouchy-Ass Cat• If I Had Pearls to Clutch ...• Games of Stealth and Surprise and Torture• And Then Something Goes a Little…

S4E43 A Wee Bit of Christmas Delirium With Cuyler & Bryan