The Todd-Marshall Delirium

S5E6 Schmoo: The Legless, Armless, White Fluffy Sperm Homunculus

Also:• The Great Recycling Bin of Media and Culture• She's on the Couch Totally Knackered• 7th Graders Who Don't Know Jack F*** About Physics• Because Bryan is Mister Sun• Lie Down in a Pit of Dirt…

S5E5 Does Beaver Count as Fish?

Also:• Attentions Paid to His Buttshole• And I'm Soaking in It• For the Same Reason Whales Have Feet• Corn-Creating Symbiotic Animals• A G-Spot in a Most Surprising Place• Dogs Domesticated Us• Where…

S5E4 Bakeries are to the French What Saunas are to the Finnish

Also:• Strip Clubs, Arms Dealers, Consultants to ICE• They Fucked With the Chicken• I'm a Pretty Goddamn Fun Wedding Officiant• Half the Eyes are Full of Tears• An Unfortunate Thursday Evening in…

S5E3 The Widely Available Peep Show, Orange Shag Carpeting, and Avocado-Colored Appliances

Also:• Shivering Next to the Digital Fireplace• This Middle-Aged Villainous Woman From Yorkshire• My Squirrelly Sense of Apocalyptic Disaster• It Was Grating Because it was Ham-Fisted• The…

S5E2 An Ass-Ton of Dials, Knobs, Little Whirring Lights, Bits, and Buttons

Also:• Not Filling Your Beloved With Rage and Revulsion• Outside of the Rare Fetishist• Dad With a Smoke Machine, Giggling His Ass Off• He Lives in Fresno for God's Sake• Would Somebody Just Give…

S5E1 A Rusty Trombone, You Did the Dog a Mercy, and Do the Inuit Have Frog Myths?

Also:• Kick the Year Off With Some Family Tragedy• A Bright White Little Grouchy-Ass Cat• If I Had Pearls to Clutch ...• Games of Stealth and Surprise and Torture• And Then Something Goes a Little…

S4E43 A Wee Bit of Christmas Delirium With Cuyler & Bryan

S4E42 The Only Thing That Grows There is Fennel, Misery, and Peat Moss

Also:• Encroaching on Us With its Jolly Miseries• Wonderful Fruit Springs From Strange Trees• He Distinctly Hears a Meow• The Butch Lumberjack Woman With Massive Forearms• It Would Trigger a Lunatic…

S4E41 A Cast of Deeply Unsavory Women, Dogs Would Rule the Landscape, and More Merciful Than Beheading, I Suppose

Also:• Who Here is Into K-Pop Boy Bands?• A Moment of Needless Pedantry• Jesus, Put a Jacket on Your Jimmy• A Thick Forest Always Encroaching on the Borders of His Lips• You Can Hardly Hear Jack…

S4E40 Calloused Half to Hell and Smelling Vaguely of Piss

Also:• What URL Do You Want on Your Gravestone?• Jesus Was a Zionist, Just Like Us• A Very Yeasty Pita Bread that Bounces• Knock Loose Your Proverbial Hanging Chad• A Children's Museum of…

S4E39 The Great Emu War of 1932, Daddy Dick and Wife Dick, and You Can Pickle-Brine Chicken

Also:• Where Women Grow and Men Chunder• I Like Spaffing My Refrigerator Full• Holy Shit, That Mosh Pit Was Intense• Mostly Due to the Spiders• I Don't Know Where They Get 8-Foot Salmon• Just Don't…

S4E38 Go Up, Thou Bald Head! Did You Get This From Zig Ziglar? and No, These Were Impaling Stakes

Also:• In Somebody Else's Reality Distortion Field• Adventures in Radical Hospitality• Not Something the Coptics Would Be Accused Of• I Left That Little Cesspool• Neither Neurotic Obsessive Nor…

S4E37 Better Than Isabuyler, Scraping Your Face Along the Wall, and This Rat Bastard Little Child

Also:• She Shut That Down With the Might of Zeus• Wanna Join My Polycule?• The Whole Family, Crammed Into One Shirt• It's the Jews!• A Very Nice Mutt Named Tyson• Along With Your Dumb Little Cheesy…

S4E36 Fighting Over Toothpaste, Mucusy and Cold at the Same Time, and The Black Community is Not an Obelisk

Also:• What People Screamed When They Opened Their Window• The Gardyloo You Must Not Ignore• Pour the Shit From Their Chamber Pots• Teensy Weensy Thai Girlfriends• A Smart Guy Really Good at Playing…

S4E35 His Typecast is "Benign Scumbag," A Weird Thing to Put in a Cemetery, and One of Those Ghastly Beheadings

Also:• Effectively Synonymous With Jumping the Shark• The Bible is Funny, Folks• Other Than a Few Weird Philosophers• The Recycled Entrails of the Internet's Detritus• He Had a Thing for Dominance…

S4E34 They Look at My Refrigerator and Gasp, A Deep Splinter Imbedded in the Flesh, and His Nose Fell Off

Also:• There Exists a Rational Fear of Chopsticks• I'm More of a Finger Food Kinda Guy• Your State of Benign Reclusiveness• What Does Bryan NOT Eat?• Trying to Figure Out Who's Hitler• Spoons and…

S4E33 A Lovely Totalitarian State, When the Dogs Begin to Smell Her, and Ike is Very Personable

Also:• I'm Here to Accept the Mosquitoes• Word Salad You Could Write on a Refrigerator• A Difference as Large as Qualia Itself• Holy Shit, Can That Guy Slap• Lahaina Basically Got Burned to Death•…

S4E32 Boiling the Hell Out of Seaweed, Please Avoid the Sniper's Bullet, and My Grandfather Died in a Potato Field

Also:• Fits of Screaming, Wall-Punching, Apoplectic Rage• An Italian Substitute for the F Word• It's Not the Same Egg, and You're Not the Same Man• Umami, for the 747th Time• Did Anyone's Wife End Up…

S4E31 My Earwax is a Deep Amber, The Dentist Injector-Squeezer Thing, and Bring Back "Male Chauvinist Pig"

Also:• Disgusting and Glorious All at the Same Time• Donald in Bed With Satan• Might as Well Be Entertained By the Hissing and Popping• The Most Terrifying Land Predator Ever Conceived• You Can Hear…

S4E30 Hasengepelschdufeinenschwödenhetze

Also:• Get Past the Pleasantries and Proceed to Be Bored• Deng Xiaoping, Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf, and Frederick II Elector of Saxony• A Deep-Vein-Thrombosis Sort of Thing• Someday You Will Be…