Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

English Comedy Explicit
Episodes 202
Avg. Duration 1h 1m
Activity Highly Active
Apple Rating 4.9 (458)
Since Apr 2021
Latest Episode Jun 2026

Publishing Details

Schedule
Weekly
Format
Episodic
Consistency
52%
Hosting
feeds.captivate.fm

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About This Podcast

A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

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Recent Episodes

S21E2 Agatha Christie

Jun 10, 2026 1h 4m

Agatha Christie has had her works translated into more languages than any other author in history according to the most superficial of Googlings. But would she have given a monkey’s? It’s impossible…

S21E1 Martial Arts

Jun 03, 2026 1h 6m

Munashe of Birmingham kicks of a new season of the Three Bean Salad by feeding the topic of martial arts into the Bean Machine. So far the Bean Machine hasn’t awoken abruptly from a deep trance-like…

S20E10 Free Patreon episode - And Then Sparrows Took Their Eyes - Three Brothers Grimm Tales

May 06, 2026 1h 13m

A freebie Patreon episode to give you a taste of what we do over there.Henry tells Mike and Ben three stories by the Brothers Grimm.www.patreon.com/threebeansalad

S20E9 Fifth Wednesday Not-A-Lotta-Podda

Apr 29, 2026 6m

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday April and we only do four episodes a month because of tidal science)Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video…

S20E8 Smells

Apr 22, 2026 1h 11m

The bean machine emits most known smells most days as a byproduct of its relentless toil. In a few short moments the aromas belched forth could be resinous, minty, jazzy, agricultural or anything in…

S20E7 Vitamins

Apr 15, 2026 1h 1m

Josh of Deep South Texas brings the beans (via the bean machine) the topic of vitamins this week. Perfect timing as this week sees the launch of Three Bean Salad’s Vita-Plex injections for glossier…

S20E6 Show Us Your Onions

Apr 08, 2026 59m

The Moon landings. The fall of the Berlin Wall. The conviction of Al Capone. Everyone remembers exactly where they were when the news broke of these landmark moments in history. Well get memorising…

S20E5 Saints

Apr 01, 2026 1h 4m

This week the Bean Machine stopped weeping tears of fresh, semi-skimmed milk for the first time in four years and spat out the topic of saints as submitted by Nathan of Bristol. Which cosmic force…

S20E4 Moving House

Mar 25, 2026 1h 3m

What truly separates mankind from other species is our irrepressible urge to shove things that are far bigger than the aperture of our dwellings into our dwellings. Some members of mankind will, at…

S20E3 The Olympics

Mar 18, 2026 1h 2m

Charlie of Loughborough feeds The Olympics into the bean machine for this week’s lukewarm topic. Any of Henry, Mike or Ben could definitely have been a gold medal winning olympian if they’d only had…

S20E2 Chickens

Mar 11, 2026 57m

The chicken. Tuna Of The Fields. The Bishop’s Rest. The Pauper’s Goose. Captain Susan’s Seed Hoover. El Punzón Que Vuela. The Crap Eagle. That it goes by so many names is, perhaps, proof of its…

S20E1 The Coastguard

Mar 04, 2026 1h

The coastguard is this week’s topic at the behest of Cat of Ontario, Canada. Given the fact that Canada is the nation with the longest coastline in the world perhaps Cat is hoping to find out whether…

S19E9 Road Trips

Jan 28, 2026 1h 4m

According to facts there are more roads in the world now than at any point in history: the A49, Route Sixty-Something, Thunder Road etc and so on. Surely, therefore, there is no better time than now…

S19E8 Cavemen

Jan 21, 2026 1h 4m

The Caveman. Stone Age creature. Witness of the dawn of humanity. He knows only that he must survive and that he must survive only to procreate so that one fine, lukewarm dawn his afterbears might…

S19E7 Memory

Jan 14, 2026 1h 3m

If a tree fell in the forest and made no sound why do you remember it so clearly? And when was this? Pre-Covid? And what on Earth was Derek doing there? And why does this memory have an original…

S19E6 Bodybuilders

Jan 07, 2026 1h 5m

Emily of Oxford tunes in to the vibes of a brand new year and reckons what the world needs to hear about from the beans is bodybuilders. It’s a well judged move and who better to pick the perfectly…

S19E5 Film Corner - Avatar: Fire And Ash

Dec 31, 2025 1h 10m

The beans convene an emergency Film Corner to watch James Cameron's latest visit to the alien paradise of Pandora.Film Corner episodes are usually Patreon-only. To join our Patreon visit…

S19E4 Ratmas 2025

Dec 24, 2025 1h 14m

For reasons we can't fully remember, last year at Ratmas-tide we read out 12 rat anecdotes sent in by listeners. Well, it's back again and this time it's live and writhing, like so many rats. Merry…

S19E3 Organised Crime

Dec 17, 2025 1h 6m

The very latest statistics make it clear that, given the pervasiveness of organised crime worldwide, at least 2 regular listeners of Three Bean Salad must be directly involved in some Mob or other…

S19E2 Laundry

Dec 10, 2025 57m

How and where and why and when and if do you wash your undergarments? Presumably this is a conversation Douglas from Michigan wishes to prompt across the world as he top-loads laundry into the bean…

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Three Bean Salad has published 202 episodes since April 2021, covering topics in Comedy.

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