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EP69 The 2024 Presidential Election
The 2024 Presidential Election is long past. This episode of the Turtle War Podcast can't possibly be relevant to the current political environment. That's what some people are saying. Well Turtle…
EP68 Fast Food
Welcome to America Bitches! We like our cars fast, our internet faster and baby you better know we like our food the fastest! Health scares, yeah right! A nation plagued with morbid obesity, get out…
EP67 April Fools Day 2
Welcome to another exciting episode of the "Turtle War," your favorite podcast! This week, we're thrilled to plunge into the playful chaos of April Fools' Day, bringing you our highly anticipated…
EP 066 Sweet Skeletons
In this bone-chilling episode, we dig up the sugary remains of the iconic 90s phenomenon: Mr. Bones. Unearth the sweet secrets of why these coffin-contained confections stirred up a skeletal frenzy…
EP065 Hoaxes 02
I WANT TO BELIEVE! BIG FOOT!!! The Loch Ness Monster! War of the Worlds! How to charge an iPod with an onion! #baldforbieber!!! That’s right faithful listeners, this episode the Turtle War Crew…
EP064 Freaky Friday
It happened again. You get in a fight with someone, you are both yelling, the lights start flashing and you wake up the next morning in the other person's body. How did this happen? How do you fix…
EP063 Mike Tyson
The Baddest Man on the Planet! In this knockout episode, we dive into the wild, unpredictable world of Mike Tyson. From ferocious fights to his love of pigeons and surprisingly wholesome wisdom, Iron…
EP062 - Christmas
Its that time of year again, time to celebrate the birth of our lord and the life of our Santa. Get comfortable and pop open the sparkling Cider. Its the happiest time of the year in 2024 on the…
EP61 The Blair Witch Project
"The Blair Witch Project" is a 1999 independent horror film directed by Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sánchez. It follows a group of three film students—Heather, Mike, and Josh—who venture into the woods…
EP60 Wrestleocalypse
We all love wresting, that is a fact. Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bam Bam Bigelow, these guys are the lifeblood of our entire civilization. Everyone in the world starts their day by looking…
EP59 The Olympics
The Olympics is a major international multi-sport event featuring summer and winter sports competitions. Thousands of athletes from around the world participate, representing their countries in…
EP58 The Fridgening
In the last episode we introduced a concept of pure horror, literally the scariest thing anyone could ever imagine! We had so much fun with it that we decided to continue that story and go deeper…
EP57 Aliens
In the darkest corners of the universe, where the stars flicker with an eerie glow, dwell the beings that defy all comprehension - the aliens. With their twisted forms and otherworldly visages, they…
EP56 Current Events 2
CNN, Fox News, Google News, Apple News anywhere you get your information from is officially hot garbage. We are here to tell you that when you need information on what's going on in the world there…
EP55 April Fools Day
In this episode of the Turtle War Podcast, we dive into the history and traditions of April Fools' Day. We discuss the origins of the holiday, various pranks played around the world, and how it has…
EP54 Stretch Burglar
The year was 1976. Jimmy Carter defeated Gerald Ford to become the 39th President of the United States. Apple Computers officially became a corporation, and Kenner Products released one the most…
EP53 Current Events
In this episode, we dive into the tumultuous seas of current events, exploring the latest developments and controversies shaping our world. From the global stage to local communities, we navigate…
EP52 MacGyver
Oh no Turtle Warriors, we are in trouble. We just woke up in a warehouse tied to a bomb with nothing to use to escape except a rubber band, a paper clip and an old candy wrapper. Is this a…
EP51 Otherwordly
Have you ever wondered what would happen if Alice went somewhere other than Wonderland! If Dorothy went through the Tornado but never made it to OZ! What if Mario fell into a pipe but didn’t come out…
S5E50 EP50 2023 Year in Review!
Turtle Warriors get ready, this is a big one! This episode we sit down with some special guests and review 2023. That is a huge deal for us hear at the Turtle War Podcast, but an equally, maybe even…
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