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S2E24 S2E24 - Goodwill LEGO, Dragon Ball Rants, and a Check Engine Light
Send us Fan MailIn S2E24, we start off talking about online Goodwill LEGO lots, giant pallets of mystery bricks, Robby’s day running around with Autumn, and Kirstie’s birthday plans. From there, we…
S2E23 S2E23 - Cuban Bee, Florida Heat, and Life After Retirement
Send us Fan MailIn S2E23, we bring on Rodney, also known as Cuban Bee, and catch up on life after the military. We talk about his move to Florida, retiring in 2023, getting his A&P, teaching…
S2E22 S2E22 - Small Towns, Mustangs, and Maintenance Therapy
Send us Fan MailIn S2E22, we bring on our old Misawa coworker and friend, Josh, to catch up after years of not talking. We get into Josh’s retirement life, small-town Arizona living, the opportunity…
S2E21 S2E21 - Technical Difficulties, Tobacco Flavours, and Satellite Seeds
Send us Fan MailIn S1E21, we fight through another round of technical difficulties, audio delays, reconnecting issues, and Ian’s car trying to hijack the Bluetooth mid-recording. Once we finally get…
S2E20 S2E20 - Lost Audio, Coffee Memories, and Thunderstorm Watch
Send us Fan MailIn S2E20, we start by talking through the joys of recording issues, missing audio, Bluetooth problems, and the mystery of why some spam calls kill the track and others don’t. From…
S2E19 S2E19 - Driving Tests, Science Tricks, and Movie Quotes
Send us Fan MailIn S2E19, we start with Ian passing his UK driving theory and hazard perception test, including why the hazard section feels odd when you’ve already been driving for years. We also…
S2E18 S2E18 - Mustang Repairs, Beach Days, and Anime Tattoos
Send us Fan MailIn S2E18, we talk through Robby redoing the Mustang shocks, helping with an oil change, and the never-ending debate between keeping things old-school or upgrading to coilovers. Ian…
S2E17 S2E17 - Das Boot, Wing Debates, and Dog Farts
Send us Fan MailIn S2E17, we get into Ian forgetting to charge his smoke setup, Robby dodging another day of work, and the questionable origins of drinking beer from a boot. From there, we debate…
S2E16 S2E16 - LEGO Hustles, Mortgage Math, and the 72-Ounce Challenge
Send us Fan MailIn S2E16, we get into Robby selling off some of his LEGO collection, Ian’s house purchase and plans to hammer down the mortgage, and whether a five-pound steak challenge is actually…
S2E15 S2E15 - Rattlesnakes, Gas Taxes, and Get the Hell Out
Send us Fan MailIn S2E15, we kick things off with Robby’s garage run-in with a rattlesnake and Slinky’s questionable attempt to claim the kill. From there, we get into gas prices and the proposed…
S2E14 S2E14 - Retirement Taxes, Insurance BS, and the Neighbor’s Concrete Project
Send us Fan MailIn this episode, we bounce from garage smoke, bong mishaps, and random weekend plans into a surprisingly real conversation about retirement, Social Security, taxes, and whether people…
S2E13 S2E13 - Ducks, Desolate Roads, and Daily Drivers
Send us Fan MailIn S2E13, we bring on Niko, aka Bean, and get into life after the military, work travel, living out in Georgia, raising ducks, and trying to balance a normal life with expensive car…
S2E12 S2E12 - Retirement Didn’t Stick
Send us Fan MailIn S2E12, we bring on our friend and former coworker John Sweeney for a catch-up on life after the military. We get into retirement not going quite as planned, ending up back in…
S2E11 S2E11 - Dry Lake Beds and Dropouts
Send us Fan MailIn S2E11, we start off catching up while Robby is making the long drive from Texas to Oregon, talking trucks, tuners, dry lake beds, road fatigue, and the kind of random…
S2E10 S2E10 - Inside My Ass in the Parking Lot
Send us Fan MailIn S2E10, we bounce from storm weather and tornado watches into dog drama, parking lot stupidity, eyebrow waxing, government surveillance, and the usual completely normal turns our…
S2E9 S2E9 - Sweet Thai Chili
Send us Fan MailIn S2E9, we bounce between storm season, tornado watches, flooded buildings, muddy dogs, and the kind of everyday chaos that somehow turns into a full conversation. We also get into…
S2E8 S2E8 - Spam Calls and Missing Audio
Send us Fan MailIn S2E8, we fight through a little technical chaos after part of the audio decides not to cooperate, but we still manage to cover a weirdly solid mix of topics. We get into spam…
S2E7 S2E7 - Catch-Up & Conspiracies
Send us Fan MailIn S2E7, we catch up on everything that’s changed over the last couple of years — retirement, moving, new jobs, side hustles, and the weird turns life has taken since the first run of…
S2E6 S2E6 - Gas, Grass, and Getting Screwed
Send us Fan MailIn S2E6, we get into gas prices, oil drilling, and the kind of everyday stuff that makes you wonder why everything has to cost so damn much. We also talk through a possible update on…
S2E5 S2E5 - The Notepad Strikes Back
Send us Fan MailIn S2E5, we bounce between everyday chaos and current events as we talk about journaling, runaway dogs, work frustrations, suspicious headlines, retirement age debates, and the random…
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Two Assholes and a Mic has published 24 episodes since April 2026, covering topics in Comedy, Leisure.
Two Assholes and a Mic is currently highly active with new episodes every few days. Average episode length is 27m.
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