Two Guys Two Things
Chris and Matt
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Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each week they take on two semi-trending stories and discuss them for 15 minutes each, giving out their best takeaways, perspectives, and insightful humor along the way.
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S5E17 The Future End of Nothing (Series Finale)
In which we bring an end to this version of our podcast. We delve into the arrest of Chuck E. Cheese as well as a builder and a dog walker getting it on in their employers house. The future of our…
S5E16 The Rat Funeral Tour
In which we discuss a woman who leads a rat and garbage tour in Manhattan as well as a love story where two people meet cute at a funeral over a span of two years.Send a textFollow Two Guys Two…
S5E15 The Jello Shot Heard Round the Kindergarten Yard
In which we discuss a kindergarten graduation where parents were only allowed to clap once as well as the real Baseball College World Series competition, held at Rocco's Pizza and Bar. Send a…
S5E14 Hot Coffee Better Put a Ring On It
In which we discuss a woman who claims coffee grounds are grounds for divorce at least where Chat GPT is concerned as well as a woman who is so attractive she needs to wear a wedding ring and fly…
S5E13 Darth Vader: Chief Mouser
In which we discuss a woman who won a lawsuit after being called out as Darth Vader at work as well as the two most famous political British cats, Palmerston and Larry, respectively. Send a…
S5E12 The NFL G.A.T.E. Draft
In which we discuss the conspiracy theory that is the G.A.T.E. program in elementary school as well as a man who is suing the NFL for 100 million dollars because of a draft pick.Send a textFollow Two…
S5E11 Mt. Fuji Airlift Youtube Channel
In which we discuss a man who hiked up Mt. Fuji but needed to be airlifted off the mountain but later went back to find his phone as well as a girl who is asking the internet if it is okay for her to…
S5E10 Dolphin D-Day (A Birthing Reenactment)
In which we discuss a place in Hawaii where you can give birth alongside dolphins as well as the story of a woman who was stranded in France and was taken in by D-Day reenactment players.Send a…
S5E9 Blue Origin Kiosk
In which we discuss the all female led Blue Origin flight as well as a group of artist friends that lived inside a mall for four years.Send a textFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social…
S5E8 Indigenous Women's Day at McDonald's
In which we discuss McDonald's campaign for Women's Day in Brazil as well as a YouTuber who attempted to meet the world's most reclusive and dangerous tribe.Send a textFollow Two Guys Two Things on…
S5E7 Vandelay: An Import/Export Kidnapping Business
In which we discuss a woman who pranked herself getting kidnapped in Nigeria as well as TJ Stone, a former podcaster turned scammer who stole money from people by creating a fake Seinfeld…
S5E6 Raiders of the Lost Library Book
In which we discuss the story of the CIA using psychics to find the Ark of the Covenant as well as a woman who discovered a late library book in some old boxes.Send a textFollow Two Guys Two Things…
S5E5 3 Little Pig Farts
In which we discuss a woman who was actually arrested for sending fart videos to her ex-boyfriends new girlfriend as well as an art exhibit in Denmark that involved starving pigs to death.Send a…
S5E4 Everybody Wants to be a Veggie Cat
In which we discuss the plight of a woman who has just discovered that her husband leads a double life as a cat as well as the incredible and edible sounds of the Vienna's Vegetable Orchestra.Send a…
S5E3 Babies at Tiffany's
In which we talk about a man who agrees to wear a labor pain simulator and has some regrets as well as a man who swallowed his way out of theft at Tiffany's.Send a textFollow Two Guys Two Things on…
S5E2 Ugly Boyfriends Make Ugly Babies
In which we discuss a man accusing his wife of cheating on him because their baby is so ugly, as well as the world's most wanted girlfriend and how you can apply to be her boyfriend.Send a textFollow…
S5E1 Build-a-Ramen
In which we discuss a Japanese ramen restaurant that takes it's food and it's reviews very seriously as well as a girl's birthday party at a Build-a-Bear that could have gone better.Send a textFollow…
S4E39 The Four Seasons Finale
In our season four finale we bring back Stephen Madison and we discuss a few stories that didn't quite make the cut this year.Follow Stephen at: https://www.instagram.com/avant_gardesketchesas well…
S4E38 Amnesia Bedtime Stories
In which we discuss the classic love story of boy and girl who meet, fall in love, break up, forget they break up, and get married as well as a roommates creepy attempt to get closer to his…
S4E37 Have Wife Will Travel
In which we discuss a planned family vacation that at the last minute dis-invited the boyfriend as well as a husband and wife race in Maine based upon a Finnish robber.Send a textFollow Two Guys Two…
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Two Guys Two Things has published 157 episodes since April 2021, covering topics in Comedy, Entertainment News.
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