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Episode 18 - The New Contains The Old
It's the season finale, and good tidings we bring (to you and your kin(g)). We talk about how there's an underbelly to things, how Sonic's spikes are "big chunky monkeys", we establish that parts of…
Quick Announcement
In this "nano-episode", Tim tells us a little story about Episode 18 and what that might be like.
Episode 17 - Picture This: We Were Both Butt Naked, Bangin' On The Bathroom Floor
'I want to talk about my fear of aliens, stop bringing up Proust.' Are yoyos having a blast, or are they more of a "silent witness"? Tim has a thing for women in the Navy and Tristan's cat Postie is…
Episode 16 (with Nathan Hugh Robért) - Susan Sontag the Hedgehog
Stand up comedian Nathan Hugh Robért (NHR) tells us all about how he broke up with his first girlfriend three times. We talk about the time Tristan and a friendlicked a businessman on the way home…
Episode 15 - Nobody Puts Piglet in the Corner
When were you born when you first learned about 'about face'? This week we allude to the podcast, Tim explains New Caledonia, the fact that Piglet wears a pink jumper is pointed out lest anyone…
Episode 14 (with Freddie Arthur) - Animals on Trial
Freddie Arthur (stand up comedian, Raw National Finalist 2025) tells us some very interesting things about various legal cases from the olden days involving pigs, a donkey, chickens, and a swarm of…
Episode 13 - Just Tink, Jamothy Chalamet!
We like to find the ultimate segment around here. We finalise the Shoutout Pantheon, Tim's language nerd comes out yet again and we begin to construct a new language. Sah ranch bipbipbip, sah ranch…
Episode 12 - This Is Shopping
Tim describes a series of crimes he committed as an extremely young boy and then we get to work. Sea-based guns, stopped clocks, a portal between the Gilmore Girls and Sopranos universes—all of these…
Episode 11 - Champing at the Blinkers
or, Playing Chicken with the Guys. We talk about the time they tried to make a Sonic movie but he looked like a little freak. Also coming in for the Ultimate Segment treatment are lamb jarmalade,…
Episode 10 (with Bea Barbeau-Scurla) - Nephew-Based Clothing Choices
Comedian Bea Barbeau-Scurla joins us to talk running without breathing, not explaining your behaviour, crushing vs. merging in mobile games, and whether Sonic is ham-related. Tim and I interrupt Bea…
Episode 9 - The Modern Navy
We talk about the time of "8 midnight", how Sonic dyes himself blue, sparkling water bombs, the Modern Navy, and a cafe called Aye Aye Captain on a naval base. Enjoy! Rate, subscribe, and write into…
Episode 8 - A Pre-Emptive Strike Against the Sun
I don't understand what is going on with the show anymore. Tim seems distracted. We introduce a new segment, something about toast. There's a technical hitch. Enjoy! Rate, subscribe, and write into…
Episode 7 - Sonic's Burrow
After a more private affair in the form of Episode 6, the boys return to public life with a bang. Trying to stop us now would be like trying to put mouse cream back in the tube. We discuss how our…
Episode 5 - Who Am Office Mouse Cream?
The boys really get into their work on this episode. Tim is on the spreadsheet. Wildebeest and electromagnetism come in for discussion. Rate, subscribe, and write into the show with segment…
Episode 4 - And the Chinese Chicken
Your hosts are at sea, constructing a vessel which may lead to a vessel bound for the Ultimate Segment. Tristan downloads a composition from heaven, emotions run high at the end, and Sonic the…
Episode 3 - Difficult Third Albumen
Melbourne-based comedians Timothy Knight and Tristan Haze embark on a quest to find the ultimate podcast segment. We get into The Sex Festival, carry out some meta-admin, indulge in some egg chat,…
Episode 2 - Little Detailed Head Pains
Melbourne-based comedians Timothy Knight and Tristan Haze embark on a quest to find the ultimate podcast segment. Tune in for the perfunctory introductory banter, stay for a delirious…
Episode 1 - The Perfect Podcast
Melbourne-based comedians Timothy Knight and Tristan Haze embark on a quest to find the ultimate podcast segment. Tim on Instagram Tristan on Instagram Festival show tickets: Fancy Feast: Rundle…
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