Unmasking with Cris Beasley
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S2E6 [video] Seven Directions Morning Energetic Attunement
Note: You can listen here on Substack, Spotify, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts. After a decade of fatigue topped off with a radical accidental overdose of Prozac, I had to rebuild my body…
The Long-awaited Conversation Women Must Have With Men
I am working with anger right now—not rage, but clean anger that refuses to mask or perform safety for others. I will no longer pad the egos of privileged men or pretend I’m not angry to make…
S2E4 It's Hard to be on the Planet Right Now.
crisbeasley.comSubstackOkay, it is 10:37 a.m. on Sunday, February 8th, and I have taken a handshake dose of bufo. It’s bringing up so many really painful things that I haven’t known how to talk…
S2E3 A Call to All of Us Awkwardly Finding Our Voices
Coming to grips with autism + ADHD, the inheritance I got from my mother. Realizing that the reason I burned out so many times from my early 30's onwards was that I just didn't know how to speak what…
S2E2 What's Happening with Money? February 2026
I am not a financial advisor. Consult appropriate experts.Correction: Gold was $1,300 in 2018, not $1,800 as I said. That's even worse news for how much the dollar has slipped.Nate Hagens Great…
S2E1 Season 2 Trailer and Big Announcements
crisbeasley.substack.comcrisbeasley.comHello and welcome to season two of Unmasking with Cris Beasley. I am your host, the aforementioned Cris Beasley, and the new name denotes the massive earthquake…
S1E13 I Went To the Place Where We All Have Awakened
It is presently half past nine in the evening. I’m going to attempt to catch the uncatchable, the unputtable-into-words experience of awakening that I had today. I say “awakening” with some amount of…
S1E12 You Shouldn't Have to Die Inside To Stay Alive
What if the whole “find your passion in life” is just a bait-and-switch to keep you from noticing the real heist—your birthright to create without selling the tenderest parts of your soul at a yard…
S1E11 Forgiving Grandpa
Well, this one’s a tearjerker…TranscriptSo this is my mama, Paula Beasley, on the day of her graduation. She was living in Cape Girardeau, Missouri, and we were living in Pocahontas, Arkansas. My mom…
S1E10 A Wobby, Wackadoo, Wonderful Week
“What henceforth cometh after such a strange week…” That’s what I’ve been wondering. Are you in strange times? All the people in my bubble are bumping around, breaking some old old old old old…
S1E8 This Transmission Is a Spiral
In this raw, mud-footed transmission, the guides unpack five seismic truths:* Money is both scarce and bottomless—two radio stations broadcasting at once. Which one you tune to decides whether you…
S1E7 Becoming Dragon Enneagram Oracle Version 2.0 Cometh Soonly
Greetings dear readers,October’s here, and the Becoming Dragon reboot is roaring ahead. I’ve wrapped the first draft of the art for the nine cards of the Enneagram 3. Ultimately, it will feature 82…
S1E6 What I'm Tracking in September: ET Smoothies
This month's installment of funny, pretty, and weird rabbit holes takes us to the tribal lands of Arizona to inquire about extra-terrestrials. Did we meet them? Do they have exotic fruits and…
S1E5 Granny Said I Was “Too Big for My Britches” – Enneagram 8 Musings
If you prefer, it is available on Spotify and Apple Podcasts as well as Substack. Please do give us a 5-star rating and help this brand-new show get off the ground, btw. We read all reviews, so drop…
S1E4 Make Conflict Resolution Your Effortless Superpower
I taught this superpower to one of my longest-running clients, someone who’s raised hundreds of millions of dollars for progressive causes, who gets the random call from Senators here and there whose…
S1E3 [Pt 3] The Secret I Meant to Take to My Grave
I got a headache during meditation today, that’s how much the fear mind did NOT want me to publish this. Nonetheless, I’m pushing this big boulder out into the world. If we are as sick as our…
S1E2 [Pt 2] How NOT To Twin Flame
Here’s part two of the biggest crash and burn of my life. I went all the way down the mystical rabbit hole/hell and came out the other side with some handy new things in my pockets. The tagline of…
S1E1 [Pt 1] The Time I Accidentally Did Black Magic
It happened in Egypt. Of course, it happened in Egypt. Whomever is scriptwriting my life is a flair for the dramatic.P.S. This begins a phase of more audio-based episodes. These are now also…
Earning Versus Deserving
If you’re doing the work to heal money wounds and rewire old stories about worth, this one’s for you.It’s about untangling earning from deserving—two things we’ve been taught to confuse. This isn’t a…
The Terrible Parallels Between Gisèle Pelicot's Abusers and the US Congress
[content warning: sexual violence, Trump]Section 3 of the 14th Amendment is a post-Civil War clause designed to keep traitors out of office. It bars anyone who’s sworn an oath to the Constitution and…
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Unmasking with Cris Beasley has published 23 episodes since August 2023, covering topics in Comedy, Religion & Spirituality.
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