Untied State of Anxiety

Untied State of Anxiety

Real Talk.

Episodes 56
Avg. Duration 5m
Activity Sporadic
Since Jul 2025
Latest Episode Mar 2026

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Daily
Format
Episodic
Consistency
40%
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About This Podcast

I miss the America I grew up in. Fairness. Trust. Hope. Or maybe it sucked then too but we didn't have any way to complain about it. Fortunately, now we do.

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Recent Episodes

Same God, Three Franchises, Zero Compromise.

Mar 25, 2026 5m

The three Abrahamic religions—Judaism, Christianity, and Islam—are not separate belief systems but one spectacularly fractured intellectual property built on the same God, the same foundational…

Religion Actually Says 2026 Is The Start of World War 3.

Mar 18, 2026 3m

In March 2026, as the “Second Civil War” chatter ramps up and the world feels like it’s teetering on the edge of total bullshit, Star Trek canon smugly reminds us that **World War III** officially…

Elon Musk is Basically Cash Poor.

Mar 17, 2026 2m

Elon Musk just snagged the crown as the richest person ever on Forbes’ 2026 World’s Billionaires List with a jaw-dropping $839 billion net worth—up a massive $497 billion in a single year thanks to…

The Greatest Distraction Ever Created

Mar 16, 2026 5m

While you’re online screaming at strangers about culture war nonsense, the top 1% is quietly hoarding 31.7% of all U.S. wealth while 165 million Americans split a pathetic 2.5% of what’s left — and…

The $4 Billion Autopay: Why Washington Won't Cancel Its Israel Subscription

Mar 15, 2026 5m

In this episode, we’re peeling back the layers on America’s favorite recurring monthly bill: the military aid package to Israel that’s basically on geopolitical autopay. We dive into the “Buy…

Your Social Media Feed Is Now Just a High-Tech Mugging Facilitated by Algorithms

Mar 14, 2026 4m

The digital economy of 2026 has officially devolved into a multi-billion-dollar dumpster fire where social media platforms act as the getaway drivers for AI-powered fraudsters. According to the…

2026 is Trying to Kill You (According to Superstition)

Mar 13, 2026 4m

If you're feeling a bit jumpy this Friday, March 13, 2026, don't worry—it’s just a textbook case of paraskevidekatriaphobia fueled by centuries of bad dinner parties (looking at you, Judas and Loki)…

America Is Fragile AF! Why I Can't Sleep At Night

Mar 11, 2026 6m

Episode 404: No Car Payments (And Other Perks of the Grid Going Down)In this episode, we dive into a darkly humorous and genuinely terrifying thought experiment: what happens if a geopolitical…

If You're Interviewing For A Job, You're A Loser

Mar 10, 2026 5m

Patronage—the ancient art of rewarding loyalty over competence—has been America’s real hiring system since Andrew Jackson turned the federal government into a thank-you note dispenser for campaign…

High-Voltage Power Line EMF Isn't Killing You

Mar 09, 2026 5m

Despite looking like something built by a supervillain and sounding like an angry violin, high-voltage power lines are not secretly murdering the population—the electromagnetic fields they produce…

Why You Still Can't Buy A New Car Online

Mar 08, 2026 4m

While technology allows us to automate almost every other aspect of modern life, the American car-buying experience remains trapped in a legally mandated 20th-century loop. This systemic frustration…

Death by Deductible: How the Fear of Bankruptcy is Shaving Decades Off the American Lifespan

Mar 06, 2026 4m

The American healthcare landscape has shifted from a place of healing to a source of profound financial trauma, where the fear of unpredictable medical debt—driven by “trapdoor” billing and hidden…

The 5 Best Ways to Get Paid for Doing Nothing

Mar 05, 2026 6m

If your life goal is to extract maximum currency from the capitalist machine while maintaining the resting heart rate of a sedated sloth, then Strategic Apathy is your new North Star. This hierarchy…

What Happened to Bagel Stores and Cinnabon?

Mar 04, 2026 5m

In the early-2000s Great American Carb Inquisition, smug bow-tie charlatan Dr. Robert Atkins convinced a nation of bacon-worshipping denialists that calories were a myth, willpower was for losers,…

Newsflash: Sh!tcoins Have Always Been Vaporware

Mar 03, 2026 4m

Crypto is the scam of the millennium: a worthless, energy-guzzling vaporware Ponzi dressed up as revolution, where finance bros snort lines and laugh while retail suckers YOLO life savings into exit…

Are You A Caucasian Asian?

Feb 28, 2026 4m

In the fever-dream clown rodeo of fake geography, Leeds, Alabama’s finest Bubbas thump their chests as 200-proof Caucasian kings, rebel flags waving like they’re auditioning for the apocalypse, while…

The King of Canada?

Feb 27, 2026 7m

In the year of our lord 2026, Canada—bless its polite, poutine-slathered heart—still clings to the constitutional cosplay of being ruled by a hereditary British monarch who wouldn’t know a Tim…

Introducing W.E.T.: White Entertainment Television

Feb 26, 2026 4m

The core argument is that racially branded media—once a vital "emergency infrastructure" for groups ignored by the 1980s mainstream—has morphed into a permanent, corporate-sanctioned system of…

Big Tech’s Realization: The Sexiest Feature Is Shutting the Hell Up

Feb 25, 2026 1m

In 2026, tech’s grand “everything machine” experiment has finally imploded under its own weight of relentless notifications, algorithmic mind games, and autoplay ambushes, so now the hottest trend is…

So Solly, You Engrish Is Nosso Gud

Feb 24, 2026 6m

Americans love mocking Asian accents like it’s a personality trait, while completely missing that the rest of the world is roasting American English right back for being loud, slang-soaked, and…

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