Utilidork Podcast

You said yes to a Disney World trip and now you're staring at ticket types, dining reservations, and a website that won't stop using acronyms. Utilidork is the podcast for you. Each week, a reluctant Disney adult and an unapologetic true believer take first-timers and die hard fans, from the moment of decision through the parks and out the other side — covering tickets, resorts, the lingo, the 14-mile-a-day reality, picking the right rides, eating well, and what to do when it all goes sideways.

Expect honest disagreement, comedy, and the stuff most Disney content skips: how to actually prepare your body for the parks, when to ignore the optimized plan, and why one of us keeps slowly caving to the magic against his better judgment. Plus mini episodes between the mains — focused, no fluff, the kind of thing you pull up the night before a park day. Whether you're 60 days out or just dipped a toe in, we'll get you ready..