V N APE
Michael Velasco x TheModernApe
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A local musician & failed intellectual walk into a bar…
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EPISODE 106 | “The Gooner Gulag” (Feat. Kevin From Heaven)
Joined by Kev on this episode of V N APE, the boys discuss: Roland the Farter and the lost art of medieval entertainment, debate whether the Make-A-Wish policy needs some serious revisions, and get…
EPISODE 105 | “BBW Love Story”
Welcome back to another episode of V N APE! A short episode but don’t sleep on it! The boys dive deep into the psychology and philosophy behind the pimp game — strictly from a square’s perspective!…
EPISODE 104 "TipToe Maxxing In Epstein Island"
THE BOYS ARE BACK! And coming in hot this week —V N APE end up discussing: Ape’s wild random adult video chat experience, V’s curiosity landing him on a swinger website, Afroman having his day in…
EPISODE 103 | “The Cuck Phenomenon” (Feat. Kid Miami & Kevin From Heaven)
On this episode of V N APE, the boys are joined by longtime friend KID MIAMI. Formerly known as Mr. MIA, the Cuban-American rapper from Hialeah grew up alongside V and has been part of his musical…
EPISODE 102 | "Jury Duty"
Welcome to another episode of V N APE! On this one the boys go right into it & end up discussing: the power of lust, an Ice agent who killed a U.S citizen (Renee Good) and whether the shooting…
EPISODE 101 | "What If You Could Only Bust Once?!"
LIVE from V's new music studio, the boys are back to dissect culture, conspiracy, & the absurd! Naturally, V N APE end up discussing: Stanley Kubrick’s ambiguous cinematic intentions, a…
EPISODE 100 | "Debate/Discussion w/ A Far Right Nationalist" (Feat. Ale)
EPISODE 100 IS HERE! Thank you to everyone who's joined us along the way — the journey continues!For this landmark episode of V N APE, the boys welcome first-time guest Ale, a Cuban-American mechanic…
EPISODE 99 | "Okeechobee: Hialeah's Red Light District" (Feat. Kevin From Heaven)
The boys spent most of their studio session working on music but decided to squeeze in a quick pod before wrapping up! They kick things off talking about the passing of Tupac's grandmother and how…
EPISODE 98 | "Lake Titicaca" (Feat. J-Starz)
The boys are back with V's big bro J-Starz! Strap in, because this ones all over the place. We start off with the wild news about Hulk Hogan passing away, then talk about why some women with Down…
EPISODE 97 | "Down With The Syndrome" (Feat. Kevin From Heaven)
V N APE R BACK!!! & It's another unfiltered ride with the boys as they tackle everything from hooking up with women who have Down syndrome, to V's wild Uber passenger story that takes an…
EPISODE 96 | "Long Live Leo"
On this episode of V N APE, the boys pay tribute to their late friend Leo….They then dive into the rise and fall of digital villain Gypsy Crusader, gym bros taking steroids and the effects, unpack…
EPISODE 95 | "Birth Of A Cuck"
V N APE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!! In this episode, the boys dive into L. Ron Hubbard's wild views on the mentally ill & disabled (3:09), an Australian billionaire's push for drug-fueled "Enhanced…
EPISODE 94 | "ULTRA GOONER"
On this episode of V N APE, the boys break down Diddy's recent legal drama and freaky antics, imagine a future where AI turns into savage Karens, the Stanford prison experiment, Bonnie Blue's jaw…
EPISODE 93 | "GOD Likes Gay Stoners" (Feat. Jozz & Kevin From Heaven)
4/20 IS HERE YOU FUCKING STONERS! This week, the boys are breaking it all down: the 8-circuit model of consciousness, and a joke about Leviticus 20:13 ESV - apparently, God says if you lay with…
EPISODE 92 | "The Most BASED Philosopher To Ever Live"
GANG! The boys kick things off with a vital debate: facials vs. finishing in the mouth-whats really better? Only on V N APE do you tackle the questions Plato was too scared to ask! From there they…
EPISODE 91 | "Pink Pu$$y" (Feat. Jozz)
The boys welcome its first female guest, Jozz, for a wild and unfiltered conversation. From debating whether incest is morally wrong if kids aren't involved, to revealing her top 3 porn categories,…
EPISODE 90 | "Mr. Hands" (Feat. Kevin From Heaven)
In this episode of V N APE, we’re joined by Kevin From Heaven to break down the absurdity of the world we live in. We kick things off with Zelenskyy's recent visit to the Oval Office where he gets…
EPISODE 89 | "Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation" (Feat. 1leob)
If I beat that pussy up is you gon' tell on meeeeeee? I didn't think so! Joined by Leo, the boys are back w/ another episode. They end up discussing: Joe Biden becoming a Freemason, Elon doing the…
EPISODE 88 | "Make Beastiality Great Again"
New Year, New Pod! The boys end up discussing: Stoicism & Nietzsche, the interesting life of Diogenes, Ab-Souls interest in Alister Crowley, Beastiality, how Pol Pot took over Cambodia in 1975…
EPISODE 87 | "I'm An Exotic Being" (Feat. 1leob & Yosh)
“I CANT PUT DOWN THE POD!” CANT STOP, WONT STOP. NO DIDDY! Joined by Leo & Yosh, the boys end up discussing: Lilly Phillips & her journey of having sex with 100 men in one day, V getting hit…
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V N APE has published 106 episodes since July 2021, covering topics in Comedy Fiction, Fiction.
V N APE is currently highly active with new episodes monthly. Average episode length is 1h 28m.
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