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About This Podcast
An actual-play Dungeons & Dragons Podcast.
We've been questing since 2022.
Follow us on Instagram @meat_shield_pod
Starring in alphabetical order:
Adelaide Underhill the halfling rogue (played by Alex Dunne)
Rowan Harcourt the human warlock (played by Chloe Homewood)
Sapphire Crow the tabaxi monk (played by Gráinne O'Brien)
Sybilline Ex'eventu the anteater wizard (played by Alex Foulkes)
Your Dungeon Master is Lucas "Zero Fun" Maxwell
Your friendly NPC is Ting the Verbeeg druid.
All artwork for the show by Gannucci Art.
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Recent Episodes
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 66: Chapter One: The Return of the Fart Jar
The gang returns to Gauntlegrym to give Bruenor some sad news.
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 65: Chapter Two: I'm Feeling Neither Topsy Nor Turvy
The gang try to escape the underdark with a new group of NPCs and a hoard of drow elves on their tail...
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 65: Chapter One: Stool Sample
The group are in the Underdark, trying to rescue the warden of Revel's End, but all is not going to plan.
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 64: Chapter 4: Don't Mention The Drow Outpost
The gang engage in a vicious battle in the underdark against a drow prisoner outpost in order to save the kidnapped warden of Revel's End prison.
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 64: Chapter Three: It's Been a While Since We've Had a Bucket of Excrement
The gang go on a hunt for the warden of Revel's End, who has been kidnapped by drow elves in the underdark!
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 64: Chapter Two: Xorn Smells Gold
The group finds a strange creature on their journey to save the warden of Revel's End.
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 64: Chapter One: The Fart Box Clarified
The gang heads to Gauntlegrym to help an unlikely friend.
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 63: Chapter Four: Damn You, Ironballs!
The gang heads to Gauntlegrym to help an acquaintence from the Icewind Dale's notorious Revel's End Prison.
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 63: Chapter Three: Don't Make Me Sneak a Pickled Egg into Your Pocket Again
The gang head north to findd a dwarven mine called Gauntlegrym.
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 63: Chapter Two: You Can Tell By My Haircut I Mean Business
The gang head to a fancy Inn and get into some trouble.
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 63: Chapter One: Stuck in the Ethereal Plane With No Hair to Go
The gang uses a teleportation circle to travel to Neverwinter where they get hair cuts, and things get weird.
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 62: Chapter Four: The Incredible Rat Statue!
The gang explores the small town of Loudwater, buying stuff, gathering clues about the missing giant king.
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 62: Chapter Three: Big Toe, The Big Snitch
Fleeing The Maelstrom, the gang makes their way to Loudwater to shop and plan their next move in solving the mystery of the missing Storm Giant King.
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 62: Chapter Two: For Once, We're Not Lying!
The gang teleport out of The Maelstrom and head towards Yartar to solve the mystery of the missing Storm Giant. Will they succeed??
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 62: Chapter One: The Little Casino That Could
The gang are stuck a mile under the waves in The Maelstrom, when things get a little...fishy.
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 61: Chapter Four: Shush, Zebra!
The gang are a mile under the ocean in a Storm Giant fortress known as The Maelstrom. They pretend to be the children of a Cloud Giant named Zephyros in order to gather information on the missing…
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 61: Chapter Three: Two Damage?? I Need a Rest!
The gange escape the Cloud Giant Castle with Zephyros in tow, only to find themseves miles below the ocean....
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 61: Chapter Two: We Choose the Most Sensible Looking Door
The gang sneak around the Cloud Giant castle stealing everything they can find.
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 61: Chapter One: Salty Ankles, Sweet Hearts
The gang tries to spring Zephryos from the cloud giant castle one mile above the Evermoor swamp.
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 60: Chapter Four: Wait, That Sounded Campy!
The gang scours a cloud giant castle in search of their friend, Zephryos.
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield has published 217 episodes since May 2022, covering topics in Arts, Comedy.
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield is currently moderate with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 38m.
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