You've Got to Be Critting Me

You've Got to Be Critting Me

Travis Stewart

Episodes 40
Avg. Duration 1h 5m
Activity Highly Active
Apple Rating 5.0 (6)
Since Oct 2024
Latest Episode Mar 2026

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Schedule
Every 2 Weeks
Format
Serial
Consistency
54%
Hosting
feeds.acast.com

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About This Podcast

You've Got to Be Critting Me is a story-driven Dungeons & Dragons actual-play podcast following a chaotic band of adventurers; Malcius the flamboyant tiefling bard, Sefi the towering goliath fighter, Thormir the mischievous dwarven druid, and Todd the masked half-elf rogue; guided by their long-suffering Dungeon Master, Jeff. Blending comedy, heartfelt roleplay, and cinematic storytelling, the party stumbles through bandits, beans, mysteries, and magical disasters as they try (and often fail) to become heroes. If you love character-focused adventures, unpredictable dice rolls, and a party that thrives on questionable decisions, this is the show for you.

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S1E2 Parental Advisory - Episode 2: Bad Signs on the Trail

Mar 23, 2026 49m Bonus

A strange job. An abandoned wagon. A trail full of bad signs. In Episode 2 of You’ve Got to Be Critting Me: Parental Advisory, Eric, Nyl, and C-Smooth press onward toward a mysterious cave system as…

S1E1 Parental Advisory - Episode 1: Pretend for Grownups

Mar 09, 2026 34m Bonus

For this special episode of You’ve Got to Be Critting Me, Travis and Jeff welcome two brand-new players to the table for a one-shot built around the Heroes of the Borderlands starter set. What begins…

S1E34 Episode 34: They Wanted Us to Win

Jan 12, 2026 1h 4m

The Winter Lunar Festival continues, but the longer the party stays, the harder it becomes to ignore that something is deeply wrong.As night falls without warning, the music stops and a makeshift…

S1E33 Episode 33: The Illusion of Home

Dec 29, 2025 1h 13m

The party finds itself deeper within Rory’s trial as the illusion around them grows increasingly convincing, and increasingly dangerous. What began as a familiar Winter Lunar Festival in Thormir’s…

S1E32 Episode 32: The Winter Lunar Festival

Dec 15, 2025 1h 14m

The party awakens from Rory’s unsettling trial and steps into a world transformed. Snow covers the earth, the cold cuts to the bone, and a familiar fear settles over Thormir as he recognizes a place…

S1E31 Episode 31: Fun Guy, Yeah Right

Dec 01, 2025 1h 26m

The party finally begins their long-promised training with Rory, the enigmatic druid who’s been guiding Thor­mir’s connection to his mote. What starts as peaceful meditation (and Sefi’s ill-advised…

S1E30 Episode 30: Do You Know the Mushroom Man?

Nov 17, 2025 1h 15m

After their brutal battle with the bandits, tensions simmer as the party hauls their prisoners back toward Beckinsdale, only for Thormir’s glowing mote to suddenly dart off the path, leading them…

S1E29 Episode 29: Mercy or Vengeance

Nov 03, 2025 1h 9m

The battle at the bandit camp reaches its breaking point as spells flare, blades clash, and tempers run hot. When one of the surviving bandits surrenders, the party finds themselves at odds,…

S1E28 Episode 28: Into the Bandit Camp

Oct 20, 2025 1h 10m

The party pushes deeper into the woods outside Beckinsdale and finally discovers the bandit camp behind the recent burglaries. Malcius tries to talk his way out, but blades are soon drawn. What…

One Year Anniversary Giveaway Announcement

Oct 11, 2025 0m Bonus

A year ago, our party set out on a wild quest. Now, one year later, the adventure’s only just begun. Join the celebration (and maybe win some loot)! Check with us in the next few days to find out how…

S1E27 Episode 27: East? I Thought He Said 'Weast'

Oct 06, 2025 1h 5m

The party wakes at the Brave Lion, where breakfast brings more than just food, it brings reminders of last night’s chaos. With the mysterious tree now gone, they return to the Lion’s Den to settle…

S1 Special Recap: Episodes 15-26

Sep 29, 2025 6m Bonus

Need to catch up before diving into the next chapter? This special recap episode of You’ve Got to Be Critting Me covers everything from Episodes 15–26.Join Malcius, Sefi, Thormir, and Todd as they…

S1E26 Episode 26: Thormir and the Beanstalk

Sep 22, 2025 1h 18m

A quiet night at the Lion’s Den turns into absolute chaos when Thormir plants one of Malcius’ mysterious beans. What sprouts is no ordinary garden variety tree, it’s a massive magical fruit tree that…

S1E25 Episode 25: Beans, Burglars, and Binding Shackles

Sep 08, 2025 1h 17m

The party continues their investigation into the string of burglaries plaguing the town. At the Dependable Depot, the group learns that weapons and healing potions were stolen in a meticulous…

S1E24 Episode 24: Let’s Get Down to Business (Eventually)

Aug 25, 2025 1h 5m

After a chaotic night at Jimbo’s farm, the party regroups at the Lion’s Den for some much-needed rest… and a questionable number of breakfast beers. Thormir sharpens a femur into a makeshift weapon,…

S1E23 Episode 23: New Cape, Who Dis?

Aug 11, 2025 1h

The party wakes up after a harrowing night at Jimbo’s farm, where a mysterious giant escaped through a portal but not without promising to return. As Sefi contemplates her mortality and Malcius…

S1E22 Episode 22: You Can't Handle the Tooth

Jul 28, 2025 1h 14m

A mysterious giant, a moonlit battlefield, and a very revealing tooth. The party finds themselves in a chaotic showdown as they fight to stop an unexpected escape. Thormir makes a shocking connection…

S1E21 Episode 21: Traps, Trips, and Trouble

Jul 14, 2025 1h 7m

The party's farmyard stakeout finally kicks off! After a night of elaborate planning, questionable traps, and plenty of animal antics, the team faces off against a group of gnolls and a towering,…

S1E20 Episode 20: Jimbo was his Name-O

Jun 30, 2025 1h 11m

The party’s stay in Beckinsdale takes a surprising turn as they meet a mysterious figure named Jimbo at the job board, and he's got just the kind of odd quest they didn’t know they were looking for.…

S1E19 Episode 19: The Gang Goes Shopping

Jun 16, 2025 49m

After surviving a battle underground, the party heads to Beckinsdale and sets their sights on something far more dangerous: shopping. Todd gets mysterious with his money, Malcius seeks magical…

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