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Ep318 - How’s Your Eye?
Dachshund! Oliver could itch Kayla’s eye, the slow-mo in the James Blunt music video, and a creepy note that says creepy that Oliver hid in a great wall. Cocker spaniel!
Ep317 - Give the Finger and Scream
Dan? Daniel?! A stumble on the lips, a lifetime on the lips, it’s all about the chippy, and the really psychopathic thing Oliver did. Oh. Never mind.
Ep316 - Stay in Soap
Boo! Apparently there’s more than one verse, an entirely normal misunderstanding about bicep use, and the annoyance of soapy in the showery. AHHH!!! References: Some Nights
Ep315 - Look At What We’ve Become
Good day, m’liege! Kayla would not want to climb up The Rock, Oliver makes a terribly embarrassing mistake, and a dark part of Kayla’s past. Good goodbye, my guy!
Ep314 - We Will FINALLY Kiss
HUP!!! We will NEVER do a hostile cold open, Kayz didn’t know it was break YOUR MUM’s back, and Oliver’s haiku is NOT a cry for help. NUP!!!
Ep313 - A Cow Yonder
Heyooo! Oliver doesn’t credit his dad enough, cows had bells before the music instrument, and ya know, whether or not ya need to re-pot stuff regularly or at all. Byeooo!
Ep312 - Come on, Fruit Scientists!
Hi elves! Lets take delve (and microwave elves), everything is a jacket (and come on, noids!), and all the things Kayla could’ve been (crawling through miles of poo style.) Bye…
Ep311 - My Relationship with Jacket Potatoes
Welcome! We do a bad pointless tongue twister that’s bad to hear and say and is pointless, Oliver has shallow showers but deep toilets, and Oliver says something…
Ep310 - The Drama Guy
Bravo! The main reason Oliver does the podcast, ANOTHER classic would you rather question that we then go on to discuss and answer, Dane Jonathon Crampy, and a dramatic solo-off. Byevo!
Ep309 - Sixteen Teeth at the Back
Hullo! Coffin Clapham who lives in a coffin in Clapham, Oliver’s best and only skill (and ending his life as just a skull), and the tendon-y feeling of stretching your toes. Bye…
Ep308- Manila Report
Whatsoever is up, my dudes? Our hands knew each other in a past life, the heebie-jeebies of the bellybutton (what kind of hole are you?), and Oliver’s dad is good at a spreadsheet. Goodbyesoever,…
Ep307 - Don’t Twist My Nozzle
Righto! All the things we think about each other right at the start, cockroaches did the Pentagon attack (the other on, not the one you’re thinking of), and Oliver did a whole month of pod while…
Ep306 - More Arancini Than Boy
Why, hello! A cool fact about the harpsichord, what Tom and Jer did with steam out the ears, and when did you first discover the humble arancini ball? Why,…
Ep305 - I Already Have Lasers
Welcome! Yes, we’re recording on all devices, the only reason we have eyebrows, and Kayla is scared to touch some pears. Anti-welcome!
Ep304 - It’s a Gibbon
Hullo! When we clap hardly it is harder because of the calluses on our hands, arafourer, five, six, seven, eight, and we invent the Dadlympics. Bye now! References: King.Phy.Cl.O.Pha.G.S. -…
Ep303 - Yoghurt Head
Howdy! Oliver gets a sense of hope, Kayla learns about better bánh mì, and Bella would eat a bag of blueberries. Byendy! References: Two Men Cafe Nhu Lan Where Chefs Eat in Footscray
Ep302 - Big Sledgey
He-he-he-hello! Oliver annoys Kayla, the initial discussion of The Grape Spectrum, and welcome to ClocksWorx! B-b-b-bye! References: The Grape Spectrum
Ep301 - Why Is Your Knee So Shiny?
Hullo! Eidann isn’t careful with Oliver’s heart, Oliver’s got a new energy now, and dangerous vegetables. Bullo!
Ep300 - Time to Introduce Ourselves
HAPPY 300!!! We are filming! This one is filmed with a real iMax 4D Cinema Camera™, we make it simple: who we are and WHY we are, we answer all your questions (frequently asked and other,) this…
Ep299 - Cursed by Moth
hey. We are proud of us, all the uses for a spatula, and Kayla nearly fell asleep standing up (but instead slept like a sweet little baby.) bye. References: Sleep
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3, 2, 1, Haiku! has published 100 episodes since December 2025, covering topics in Arts, Comedy.
3, 2, 1, Haiku! is currently highly active with new episodes daily. Average episode length is 6m.
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