Absolutely Not

Absolutely Not

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Episodes 374
Avg. Duration 1h 2m
Activity Highly Active
Since Jun 2019
Latest Episode Apr 2026

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Weekly
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87%
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About This Podcast

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

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Recent Episodes

Spring Break Guardian Angels

Apr 01, 2026 1h 16m

On this episode, Heather is at the LA studio and welcoming her first live callers! These hussies really bring some wild spring break Absolutely Not’s to Heather and we are forever changed! We have…

Bonus: Arigato Gozaimasu with Jeff Daniels

Mar 27, 2026 59m

On this episode, Heather welcomes Jeff to the studio to discuss all things Japan!  They go through their wagyu dinner reservations, baseball with Ohtani, treats from 7-11 and overall Japanese…

Blonde Blindness

Mar 25, 2026 1h 3m

On this episode, Heather is back in Robin's Basement and ready to take on the chaos of the week.  She has some exciting news about an upcoming live voicemails episode- make sure to take notes on how…

Consciously Unconscious

Mar 19, 2026 1h 11m

On this episode, Heather is back from Japan and has already put on her Nurse Ratchet outfit.  There is no rest yet, she has to now take care of a toddler, figure out what to do with a frozen…

Replay: Princess of Peace

Mar 13, 2026 48m

On this episode from March 9, 2022, we hear Heather go on a real tear about International Women's Day. Coming off of a great weekend in Albany slinging jokes on tour, she's back with attitude and…

Get Thee to Therapy with Nicole Byer

Mar 11, 2026 1h 12m

On this episode, Heather welcomes fellow comedian Nicole Byer. They chat about meeting in the NYC comedy scene, the Heated Rivalry boys, and disassociating while on stage performing. They take on a…

Choosing the Bear

Mar 04, 2026 1h

On this episode, Heather has skeeted into the house fresh off a nose bleed.  She is ready to take on her birthday month of March! She shares details of an upcoming shoot she is nervous about and her…

Well Endowed with Vivian Tu

Feb 25, 2026 51m

On this episode, Heather welcomes back your rich BFF, Vivian Tu, back to the pod.  She is ready for all of you to be well-endowed, but wants you to make sure you don’t fall for the traps of online…

Red Envelope Olympics

Feb 18, 2026 1h 12m

On this episode, Heather is fresh off her sleep apnea test and ready for Chinese New Year. While she is awaiting results, she is fully immersed in the nail-biting world of the Winter Olympics. She…

Smiling with Kaitlan Collins

Feb 11, 2026 1h 4m

On this episode, Heather welcomes the iconic CNN white house correspondent, Kaitlan Collins to the pod.  We get to hear all about flying on Air Force One, being in the press room, and of course her…

Bamboozled in St. Barths

Feb 04, 2026 45m

On this episode, Heather is back from a wild weekend in St. Barths. She leaned in and was ready to go, but of course got bamboozled while partying. She chats about the island experience, what you…

Connect the Dots

Jan 28, 2026 1h 14m

On this episode, Heather checks in from an icy, chaotic winter weekend. She gets deep into mahjong, considers stepping away from TikTok, and reflects on the current political landscape—speaking…

People talking, You’re walking!

Jan 21, 2026 1h 10m

On this episode, Heather chats about nesting at home in Atlanta. She is out at the home goods, eating mushrooms she finds at Home Goods, and wearing cozy sweaters. She reminisces about jam band…

We Will Overcome

Jan 14, 2026 1h 10m

On this episode, Heather is on the “becoming Chinese” side of tik-tok, where she is being motivated to eat something warm in the morning and work out ( like everyone else at the year).  She chats…

Third-Degree Titty

Jan 07, 2026 1h 9m

On this episode, Heather welcomes 2026 with a fresh calendar and a fresh injury—  her burnt titty. She celebrates the highs of Ole Miss making a national run and the lows of credit card points…

Clockin’ Back In

Dec 31, 2025 49m

On this episode, Heather is ringing in the New Year with her favorite people, YOU! 2025 has been a series of ups and downs, but as we all know we can attribute this to not finishing the Vision Board…

Return of Rose and Thorn w Jeff Daniels

Dec 24, 2025 59m

On this episode from the Christmas of 2022, Heather is sitting down with her Italian stallion to recap 2022 highs and lows as well as doomsday prep for 2023. Jeff and Heather both share their "rose…

Parisian Butter Run

Dec 17, 2025 1h 14m

On this episode, Heather is back from her Parisian getaway with Jackie Schimmel. She chats about her very adult gift decisions, how she tried to bamboozle the Hermes sales associate, the French…

Sparkle in the Eyes with Jared Hughes

Dec 10, 2025 1h 9m

On this episode, Heather welcomes friend and interior design extraordinaire, Jared Hughes. Jared and Heather chat about how he got into design with his 6th grade bedroom, how to make sure you get the…

5 Years Left with Atsuko Okatsuka

Dec 03, 2025 1h 17m

On this episode, Heather is back in LA and welcomes Atsuko Okatsuka to the pod. Heather has shown up to the recording dress in her last dusty Brooks and Dunn t-shirt, while Atsuko is in a full…

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Absolutely Not has published 374 episodes since June 2019, covering topics in Arts, Comedy.

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