Episodes 25
Avg. Duration 31m
Activity Sporadic
Apple Rating 5.0 (6)
Since Apr 2025
Latest Episode Apr 2026

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Alex and Hum are two accomplished, funny, beautiful, and humble professional women, who now spend too much time trapped under babies, scrolling on their phones.
What horrors and delights has the algorithm served them while their children sleep? Whose influence are they under this week and what products are they shilling? And what has the internet done to their gorgeous, gorgeous brains?
Join these tired (but hot) mums as they dissect the insane products that have popped up on their feeds that week, and dive into this strange online world where tech, branding, psychology and motherhood collide.

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S2E12 Plug Your Baby In To The Earth

Apr 28, 2026 26m

On the season finale of Baby Shoes, Alex and Hum have saved one the dumbest products for last. How much would you pay for silver sheets to 'ground' your baby? Plus, we're furious at the idea of a…

S2E11 A Tote Bag To Put Your Baby In??

Apr 20, 2026 29m

Today on Baby Shoes, Hum and Alex can't decide whether wine glasses for your baby are a bad things or a...neutral thing. Plus, capitalism has invented a new way for you to carry your baby for some…

S2E10 $30k To Name Your Baby 'Beach Ripley'

Apr 13, 2026 39m

How much would you pay someone to pick a name for your baby? Probably nothing because you're a normal person? Some people are paying $30,000 for a baby name expert to do the honours and the names are…

S2E9 We Need To Make Some Retractions

Apr 06, 2026 28m

Here on Baby Shoes, it pains us to say, sometimes something we thought was really, really stupid maybe wasn't such a bad idea. Today, Hum has a retraction, but then also gets madder than she's ever…

S2E8 Prenatal Vitamins To Make A Baby Genius

Mar 31, 2026 32m

Baby Shoes is back! And we're ready to discuss our bonkers algorithm. This episode, Alex and Hum break down the vitamin that claims it'll make your kid a genius, are mad about a dad making a cake…

S2E7 The $60 Scrunchie That Will Make You Hot

Dec 15, 2025 23m

How much would you pay for a knitted scrunchie? $10? $20? $60?? What if it promised to make you hot, even while breastfeeding? Plus, Alex has had an offline experience that has made her mad, when her…

S2E6 A Ring Made Of Your Baby’s Teeth

Dec 08, 2025 33m

How much would you need to be paid to cheat on your partner? It's a question Hum and Alex spend an inordinate amount of time discussing this episode, and come up with wildly different answers. Plus,…

S2E5 Where Is Your Umbilical Cord Stump? with Bec Melrose

Dec 01, 2025 34m

Today on Baby Shoes we're joined by comedian, writer and pillow enthusiast/hater, Bec Melrose! She shares with us her birth story (there's a twist), why she bought one of the products we have…

S2E4 The Mechanical Monster That Pats Your Baby with Becky Lucas

Nov 24, 2025 38m

This week on Baby Shoes, Alex and Hum joined by the hilarious Becky Lucas! She joins us to chat about worms, going insane after having a kid, and how being a mum is the best thing in the world. Plus,…

S2E3 Tactical Dad Gear with James Colley

Nov 18, 2025 41m

This week on Baby Shoes, we are thrilled to be joined by our first ever guest, writer and comedian James Colley!  James joins us to share his hatred of performative dads, why anyone would possibly…

S2E2 We Can Tell If You Didn't Get Enough Tummy Time

Nov 10, 2025 29m

This week on Baby Shoes, Alex and Hum discuss a Shark Tank invention that actually looks genius? Plus a toy that seriously gives Hum the creeps. And, we're mad at a man for giving us an infuriating…

S2E1 "Those Are Mother's Crocs"

Nov 03, 2025 27m

Baby Shoes is back for season 2! This week, Alex and Hum discuss the latest innovations in baby shoes, and how babies can be such a pain when it comes to wanting mummy's toys. They also get mad about…

Baby Shoes Is Back...Tomorrow!

Nov 03, 2025 0m Trailer

The (slightly longer than intended) wait is over...Baby Shoes season 2 is back tomorrow! Back sure you're following us to get new episodes as soon as they drop. Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram where…

S1E11 Big Kiwi Is Buying Our Listeners

Aug 04, 2025 37m

It's the season finale of Baby Shoes! And this week, we are handing it over to you, the listeners, and breaking down all the insane products you've sent us. From a sh*tting turtle to more corn play,…

S1E10 The Toilet That Fits In Your Bag

Jul 21, 2025 25m

This week on Baby Shoes, Hum and Alex discuss a portable potty that means your child can poop anywhere, and all you have to do is literally haul around a toilet everywhere you go. Plus, we are mad at…

S1E9 The Back To Work Episode

Jul 14, 2025 23m

This week on Baby Shoes, Hum and Alex have a frank conversation about the highs and lows of returning to work, from breastfeeding in the office to solo wee's. Plus, we are mad at an influencer who is…

S1E8 Do Not Asphyxiate The Goose

Jul 07, 2025 24m

This week on Baby Shoes, Hum and Alex have come across the most disturbing toy they've ever seen, and are bewildered by some foam mats. Plus, is toothpaste evil now?? Follow Baby Shoes on Instagram…

S1E7 The $650 Baby Carrier That Has Us Fuming

Jun 30, 2025 31m

Would you spend $12,000 on a baby carrier? What about a much more reasonable $650? All the celebrities are doing it and Hum is convinced. Plus, we're mad at hypocritical lunchbox influencers. Follow…

S1E6 So We're Just Strapping Vomit Buckets To Our Kids Now

Jun 23, 2025 37m

On today's episode of Baby Shoes, Alex is torn on a product called the 'Chundee' and can you guess what it is? While Hum is confident that 45 different teethers is important for a baby to have. Plus,…

S1E5 Could This Magnesium Oil Really Change Our Life?

Jun 16, 2025 35m

On today's episode of Baby Shoes, Hum definitely doesn't want to buy some baby knee pads to further wrap your child in cotton wool, but Alex is tempted by some magnesium oil that promises to fix…

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