Episodes 17
Avg. Duration 10m
Activity Moderate
Since Oct 2025
Latest Episode Mar 2026

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Schedule
Weekly
Format
Episodic
Consistency
56%
Hosting
feeds.acast.com

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About This Podcast

Welcome to Carl Vs Reality, a British comedy podcast that’s basically just some bloke in a room talking about stuff — life, the internet, and all the weird little things that make being human equal parts brilliant and baffling.


I’m Carl — professional overthinker, caffeine enthusiast, and full-time resident of East Anglia. Each week I sit down with a cup of coffee (sometimes tea if I’m feeling fancy) and ramble my way through life’s strange corners. It’s not politics, it’s not self-help — it’s the bits in between. The everyday nonsense, the random stories you’d tell your mates down the pub, and the sort of things you only notice when you’ve had too much time to think.


Expect odd news from around the UK (and occasionally beyond), ridiculous observations, and the occasional heartfelt moment that sneaks in when I’m not paying attention. It’s low-key, funny, and a bit daft — the kind of podcast you stick on when you’re washing up, stuck in traffic, or just need to hear another human being talk about something other than how miserable everything is.

There’s no big agenda here. I’m not trying to change the world — I’m just trying to make sense of it. One story, one tangent, one badly-timed joke at a time. Some episodes are about the strange stuff people do online, others are about real life things that happened to me (usually when I should’ve just stayed at home). It’s part diary, part social commentary, part “what the hell did I just listen to?” — all served with a splash of British sarcasm.


If you like your comedy podcasts relaxed, personal, and a bit unpredictable, you’ll probably get along here. Think of it like chatting with a mate who’s had one too many coffees and keeps going off on tangents — but somehow it all sort of makes sense by the end.


So if you’re tired of doomscrolling, serious faces, and “important takes”, give Carl Vs Reality a go. It’s free therapy, minus the therapy part.


New episodes drop whenever life allows (let’s be honest), and every one’s a new attempt at making sense of the nonsense.


Reality’s weird. I’m weirder. Let’s get into it.


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Recent Episodes

S1E17 Teabags, Trees, and Abandoned Trolleys

Mar 15, 2026 11m

"Life’s a run until your teabag bursts."Welcome back to another episode of Carl versus Reality. This week, Carl is back in his "podcasting tree" (or is it a grove?), seeking shelter from the…

S1E16 Hills, Veils, and Other Things I Can’t Be Bothered to Look Up

Mar 08, 2026 14m

Grab your flask and join Carl for a literal breath of fresh air as he takes Carl vs Reality on the road—or rather, off-road. Currently "stamping about" the dunes, Carl grapples with the unpredictable…

S1E15 The Bus Chronicles: Eccentrics, 90s Vinyl, and Popcorn Lung

Mar 01, 2026 11m

Hello and thank you for joining me for this "mobile" episode of Carl vs Reality. After 20 plus years of podcasting, I’m finally ticking a big one off the bucket list: recording a podcast on a bus.I’m…

S1E14 Spa Etiquette, Cold Plunges, and the Mystery of the Winter Shorts Guy

Feb 08, 2026 11m

Hello and thank you for joining me for another episode of Carl vs Reality! I’m currently hunkered down in my podcasting tree—it’s freezing cold, the full range of winter weather is hitting me at…

S1E13 Pub Toilets, 90s Lad Culture, and Why I Might Need Therapy

Feb 01, 2026 10m

So, I’ve started doing these "Morning Pages." You know the ones—where you write three pages of absolute drivel first thing in the morning to see what’s lurking in your subconscious. Turns out, what’s…

S1E12 Fart Loading: A Guide to Awkward Delivery Driver Encounters

Jan 25, 2026 9m

Right, so, we’re talking McDonald’s breakfast. I know, I know—people judge, don’t they? But there’s something about a hash brown in bed on a Sunday that just feels right. Or it did, until I—a…

S1E11 The Cat is Trying to Kill Me (and Other Domestic Hazards)

Jan 18, 2026 11m

Reality is a construct of perception. Carl is a construct of coffee and bad life choices. Here they meet in Carl versus Reality.Salutations! Today, you’ve caught me mid-chore. I’m doing the washing…

S1E10 The Shacket Chronicles: Mental Health, 5-HTP, and Cold Trees

Jan 11, 2026 10m

Reality is a construct, but this cold I’ve had? That was very, very real. I’ve finally emerged from the duvet fortress, armed with some herbal supplements and my trusty Tascam, to go for a bit of a…

S1E9 Why I Got Banned From Lego Club (And Other Fever Dreams)

Jan 04, 2026 7m

It’s been snowing in England. You know the drill: the country grinds to a halt, and we all forget how to use our legs. In this episode, I’m nursing my second cold in a month (ridiculous, I know) and…

S1E8 I’m 41 and This Was My First Lollipop Lady Experience

Dec 07, 2025 9m

This week I talk about a tiny moment that dragged me out of a bit of a funk — I got lollipop-ladied for the very first time in my life. At 41. And honestly, it made my entire week.From there I…

S1E7 A Pub Dog, Some Farts, and Absolute AI Chaos

Nov 23, 2025 11m

This week on Carl vs Reality, I end up in a perfectly nice pub… except for the small matter of a dog repeatedly treating the place like its own personal gas chamber. Very British evening out, really…

S1E6 The Tale of Sam the Silent Man (Sort Of)

Nov 16, 2025 13m

Right, so this week I somehow end up drunk on halves-that-became-pints at a 90th birthday party, give myself the hiccups in the car, fall asleep under the duvet like a confused mole, and wake up next…

S1E5 My Cat Stole My Chair (and a Bloke Stole a Skull)

Nov 09, 2025 12m

This week on Carl vs Reality, it’s me, the cat, and a bloke who kept a human skull for sixty years.I’ve just moved in with my girlfriend, so I’m adjusting to life as a co-habiting man with a furry…

S1E4 The Vegan Streaker Mix-Up

Nov 01, 2025 9m

So, this week I’m talking about a Dutch bloke who got arrested for being someone he isn’t. A poor politician called Kevin Nuijten got dragged off before a live debate because security thought he was…

S1E3 Reality Has Been Reformulated

Oct 25, 2025 10m

This week I somehow ended up questioning everything — including my own height. What started as a normal conversation turned into a full existential crisis involving Penguin bars, chocolate-flavour…

S1E2 I don't think you're ready, for this jelly

Oct 18, 2025 11m

This week, Carl’s been watching AI John Lennon wear hats and wondering what’s real anymore — until reality hit back in the form of a bloke who ate three kilograms of Haribo and ended up in…

S1E1 How Much?! For a Coffee?!

Oct 12, 2025 11m

Hello! It’s the very first episode of Carl Vs Reality — where it’s just me, some coffee, and the absurdity of everyday life. In this one I chat about looking after my poorly girlfriend, accidentally…

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