Episodes 23
Avg. Duration 42m
Activity Dormant
Since Jun 2025
Latest Episode Dec 2025

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Weekly
Format
Episodic
Consistency
52%
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anchor.fm

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About This Podcast

We’re your fearless conductors, navigating the wild world of parenting, relationships, community, and all those chaotic little disasters in between. Expect unfiltered stories, laugh-out-loud moments, and the kind of relatable stuff that’ll have you shouting, “SAME." No filters. No fluff. Just real and raw content, one episode at a time. Hop aboard the Mess Express — where the only thing more real than the convo is the mess behind it. #parenthood #parenting #marriage #relationships #podcast #marriagegoals #community #humor #family #raisingkids

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Christmas Is Fun Until Someone Brings an Inflatable #happyholidays #holidayepisode #podcast #parenthood

Dec 24, 2025 27m Bonus

Happy Holidays… or Merry Christmas? We’re diving into the festive debates, traditions, and funny realities that come with the holiday season.In this episode, we chat about why “Happy Holidays” has…

S1E20 About them continents ..SEASON 1 FINALE!! #giveaway #season1 #seasonfinale #happyholidays

Nov 25, 2025 36m

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson celebrate the season one finale of their podcast. They reflect on the journey, discussing favorite moments, the unexpected direction the season took, and…

S1E19 The End Is Near

Nov 18, 2025 49m

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss various family traditions and challenges they face during the holiday season. They reflect on their podcast journey, share insights about Christmas…

S1E18 Lynn River Farm

Nov 11, 2025 26m

In this episode, Lindsay from Lynn River Farm shares her journey of starting a family-run farm that focuses on organic produce and community-supported agriculture. She discusses the challenges of…

S1E17 Why Sunday's Suck

Nov 04, 2025 40m

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the challenges of Sundays, often referred to as 'Sunday Scaries.' They explore the chaos of family life, the pressure of preparing for the week ahead, and…

S1E16 Tiny Trendsetters

Oct 27, 2025 41m

Craig and Vanessa Simpson dive into family life, discussing their children's evolving styles, the influence of peers, and the balance between self-expression and maintaining values. They also explore…

S1E15 Sorry, who's dating who? & what are you wearing.....

Oct 20, 2025 37m

Craig and Vanessa Simpson discuss the joys and challenges of hosting holiday parties, sharing personal anecdotes and humorous insights about Thanksgiving and party planning. They explore the dynamics…

S1E14 Thanksgiving Special- Questionable cooking with the Simpson's

Oct 13, 2025 42m

In this Thanksgiving special episode, Craig and Vanessa prepare festive dishes and drinks for their family gathering. They explore new recipes, including a Brussels sprouts casserole and a buffalo…

S1E13 The Fall Files Con’t - The Cursed Casserole

Oct 06, 2025 51m

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson discuss their experiences and memories related to Thanksgiving, including family traditions, the challenges of hosting, and the humorous mishaps with green…

S1E12 The Fall Files- Parenting Isn’t Pinterest Perfect

Sep 29, 2025 1h 1m

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the arrival of fall and the excitement of seasonal activities. They share their experiences with boys night adventures, the challenges of back-to-school…

S1E11 Parenting & Power Tools: Renovating Life This Fall

Sep 22, 2025 41m

In this engaging conversation, Craig and Vanessa Simpson sit down with Eric Borman, owner of Borman Construction, to discuss the intricacies of running a construction business while managing a…

S1E10 Pumpkins, Play & Parenting: A Snyder’s Farm Special

Sep 15, 2025 42m

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa celebrate their first fall episode by reminiscing about their first date at Oktoberfest. They discuss the transition into fall, family traditions, and the joy of…

S1E9 Allow me to reintroduce ourselves

Sep 08, 2025 51m

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss their ongoing technical challenges while podcasting, share their experiences with the chaos of back-to-school routines, and engage in a lighthearted…

S1E8 “Grapes, Goats & good times” - Small Town Living

Sep 01, 2025 45m

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the importance of slow living in a fast-paced world, emphasizing the value of creating core memories with family through local experiences. They share…

S1E7 Phubbing: When Your Phone Gets More Action Than Your Partner

Aug 25, 2025 38m

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the concept of 'phubbing'—the act of snubbing someone in favor of your phone—and its impact on relationships. They explore the importance of regular…

S1E6 Sibling Showdowns: Jealousy, Fairness & Fighting

Aug 18, 2025 41m

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the challenges of parenting, particularly focusing on sibling rivalry and the dynamics between their children. They share personal anecdotes about their…

S1E5 Tra la lilo tra la la: IYKYK

Aug 11, 2025 45m

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson discuss the complexities of parenting in the digital age, focusing on the impact of screen time on children. They explore the balance between allowing…

Different Pages - Same Book.

Aug 05, 2025 47m

SummaryIn this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson explore the complexities of parenting styles, discussing how individual approaches can differ significantly from collective family dynamics. They…

Who the f*** orders a Filet-O-Fish..

Aug 02, 2025 28m

In this conversation, Craig and Vanessa recount their eventful week, starting with a nostalgic concert experience featuring Our Lady Peace, followed by the premiere of Happy Gilmore 2, and…

S1E3 Burnout Poker - The Game Where No One Wins

Jul 28, 2025 54m

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson delve into the topic of parenting burnout, sharing their personal experiences and discussing the challenges that come with balancing family…

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