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Girls Are Wild (w/ Courtney Kocak)
CHOO CHOO Newly published author Courtney Kocak joins us to discuss her memoir Girl Gone Wild, a chaotic, funny, sometimes gross and uncomfortable look at chasing dreams, femininity, and figuring it…
The Truth Behind Canada Shore
DROP IT HELL! I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THIS HOMIE! Kurt is back and brings tales of the Philippines. Kurt writes a letter in the event of his untimely demise. Permanent Daylight Saving Time? Discussing the…
Canada Shore Conspiracy
STILL OUR FAVORITE SHOW - Olympic hockey talk - Randy doesn't do his homework - Discussing Canada Shore, episode 4 >:( - Randy's new chiropractor - Kurt's last episode :O ----more---- Catch us…
Kelowna Shore!
OUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW - Patio Lanterns High S2E2 - Discussing Canada Shore, episodes 1 through 3 - Could Canada Shore use a Kurt or Ryan to mix things up? - Fast X: Part 2, now titled "Fast Forever"…
Jake Sully Wants a Wife
UNOBTANIUM? Kurt has set his sights on the world of reality TV. Ryan takes on Bryan Johnson - the self-proclaimed healthiest man on the planet. Canada Shore premiering soon and we are set to talk to…
The Solution
RETURN TO PATIO LANTERNS HIGH Holiday recap. Ryan's New Year's resolution. Bursting with creativity. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram…
Slop Drop
MERRY CHRISTMAS Kurt & Ryan get together in person for the annual dinner with Raud. Jason Bourne is not an interesting guy. Cinnabon finally cancelled. Ryan learns how to use his podcast…
Jason Bourne vs Alien
JESUS CHRIST THAT'S JASON BOURNE Derrick is an ugly name. Randy receives a 4-month warning. Kurt's Christmas faux pas on the phone with his mortgage broker. We need your help to get Haliey Welch on…
Resident Evil Randy
#6 LEBRON JAMES Kurt's an uncle: shaping a future Lebron James fan and Lanternite. Randy and the thrill of the kill. Mice falling from the sky! Entering a flow state. More resident…
Halloween Heartbreak
YOU SHOULD BE DEPRESSED IN NOVEMBER The Blue Jays blew it. Kurt is all in on Christmas. Randy attempts to lure more children to his home on Halloween. Alien: Earth. No chocolate innovation in 100…
My Restless Dreams
IN MY RESTLESS DREAMS, I SEE THAT TOWN Kurt searches the haunted east coast. Ryan forages mushrooms and boot stomps in the barns. Randy is not impressed by "athlete" Shohei Ohtani. Kurt stars on a…
Johnnie Walker
Ryan's favorite whiskey, Johnnie Walker. What do I do at duty-free? ******* Johnnie Walker. That night, sipping the ******* Johnnie Walker in the war room by myself with him chilling. Why? I studied,…
Love on the Patio (w/ Kurt Steed)
THERE'S A NEW COWBOY IN TOWN Kurt Steed, otherwise known by his Instagram handle @cowboy_k2, joins on this episode to discuss relationships, modern dating, and his approach to helping others…
Reel World
SAY THAT AGAIN Another Randy road trip. Are we the anti-Swifties? Kurt goes rock climbing for the 1st time. Spirit Halloween's killer business plan. The fantastic four song of the summer nominations…
Leon and Mr. X
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH Kurt showcases a new haircut. Ryan is hunting, foraging and fermenting every day. Kurt gets kicked off the jury. What are people doing in cafes? ----more---- Catch us LIVE…
Armageddon
NPR - "It's 2025, the year we decided we need a widespread slur for robots" "Debate over the song of the summer rages on, but if there were a contest for a word of the summer, one front-runner would…
Gone in 40 Hours
THIS EPISODE DESCRIPTION COULD BE A SONG Justin Bieber surprises Ryan with a new album. Song of the Summer gets country! Kurt rips to Whistler and back. Ryan attends a celebrity-filled wedding.…
Runners vs Dog Lovers
PATIO LANTERNS SEASON 8: CHAPTER 10 Ryan's trail run. Vin Diesel announces some interesting Fast 11 news. Has the dog love gotten out of control? Brian Kelley (Beach Cowboy) releases a season 2…
Two Cups, OneBC
HOW CAN MIRRORS BE REAL IF OUR EYES AREN'T REAL The Florida Panthers outclass the Edmonton Oilers in the Stanley Cup Final. A Kurt Kootenay rocky mountain road trip. A new political party emerges to…
Mission: Impossible - Get a Job
RYAN LORE The Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) has mandated the culling of four hundred ostriches in British Columbia, stemming from concerns of avian flu. Ryan goes back to school (x2).…
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Patio Lanterns has published 224 episodes since April 2018, covering topics in Comedy, Improv.
Patio Lanterns is currently highly active with new episodes every 2 weeks. Average episode length is 54m.
