Episodes 29
Avg. Duration 39m
Activity Moderate
Apple Rating 5.0 (2)
Since Dec 2024
Latest Episode Mar 2026

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Schedule
Weekly
Format
Episodic
Consistency
100%
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About This Podcast

Everyone’s Chronic Conundrum is that we are born into a complex web of deceit, and it’s challenging to see the Truth. With the proliferation of AI, this hellscape of “expert-led” control is only going to get worse. It’s my duty as a human to sound the alarm, even if no one is listening. Some would call this martyrdom, I say it’s heroic. 


To elude the digitized tentacles of the cybernetic Borg, one must possess the courage to walk a different path, an architecture of sovereignty built through discipline, not just dissent. My wife and I recently sold everything to live “on the road” with our son. It’s a modern day pilgrimage with righteous intent. 


Give me 20 minutes every Friday, and I’ll update you on our journey from my Bathroom Booth of Truth, as we seek sanity in an increasingly insane world.

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Recent Episodes

S2E14 Lululemon & The Suburban Slog: The Season Finale!

Mar 06, 2026 22m

Today, we’re wondering if I will return to the sterile embrace of the suburban slog or if the opportunity to bang my wife in the shower is enough to keep us in the flow state. We’re dissecting why…

S2E13 COVID & The Pontoons of Resistance: Find Your Tribe

Feb 27, 2026 21m

Today, we’re recounting a tangential experience with death via James Van der Beek and why my parents' house was consumed by the cacophonous bleating of my mom’s CNN habit. We’re dissecting the…

S2E12 Epstein & The Nocturnal Struggle for My Soul: Know Your Enemy!

Feb 20, 2026 21m

Today, we’re wondering if I should be as robust as a 5-foot-tall Korean woman and why the world follows the lead of prostitute-bangin' weasels like Bill Gates. We’re dissecting how the Epstein Files…

S2E11 Mexico & The Toilet Paper Rubicon: It Ain't Worth It

Feb 13, 2026 19m

Today, we’re navigating "Street Mexico" where cats lick trash like popsicles and how I gave up a free house sit because I'd have to throw my dirty toilet paper in the trash. We're wondering if a…

S2E10 Arsenic & The Chubalub Infestation: Is It Time to Go?

Feb 06, 2026 23m

Today, we’re wondering if arsenic poisoning is the reason I’m farting razorblades and why the local water lines have developed a hardy and robust biofilm slime layer. We’re dissecting the Chubalub…

S2E9 Masculinity & The Jiggly Jowls of Consensus: Learn to Say No

Jan 30, 2026 20m

Today, we’re wondering if we’re all just bubbling in the giant vat of insanity and why the only way out is to exit Normieville, USA. We’re dissecting the jiggly jowls of modern consensus and how this…

S2E8 Ryan Gosling & RBF: Be Better in Every Way

Jan 23, 2026 21m

Today, we’re navigating the "resting bitch face" of the Mexican highlands while observing a curious gaggle of scantily clad women who are turning the Parroquia into a brothel. I’m sharing how I…

S2E7 Crappy Cars & Loose Women: Know Your Worth!

Jan 16, 2026 24m

Today, we’re wondering if my Mexican ID makes me look like a thug and how my ex-girlfriend resembled a retarded Linda Ronstadt. We’re dissecting the Davos crowd’s plan to swap our autonomy for…

S2E6 Nightmares & Coke-Guzzling Mexicans: We Need to Wake Up

Jan 09, 2026 24m

Today, we’re wondering if my wife could fit inside a garbage can and why the "chubalub" might be going international. We’re dissecting the cult of American everything, and pondering if a demon could…

S2E5 Demons & Stinky Squirrels: Why Perception Shapes Your Reality

Jul 18, 2025 37m

Today, we’re dissecting how people pay 180 grand to lock kids up in cinderblock prisons and why pretty little girls are basically demons. We’re also remembering what a Mexican 'stinky squirrel'…

S2E4 OCD & Sasquatch Piss: How to Break Free of Mental Traps

Jul 11, 2025 35m

Today, we’re delving into a conga line of childhood filth and wondering why some of us had to tap the couch until we cried. We’re lamenting the rise of phone-addicted chubby kids and why my entire…

S2E3 Dreams & Stubborn Staph Infections: Take Charge of Your Life

Jul 04, 2025 34m Transcript

Today, we’re wondering if we can record a podcast in the symphonic cacophony of Mexico and why some cities are like a blonde with big tits. We’re dissecting the cost of keeping your butt cheeks…

S2E2 Mexico & Boss Bitches: You Gotta Stand in Your Power

Jun 27, 2025 35m

Today, we’re wondering why my buddy Peter is creaming his underwear over season 2 and how we finally fled the suburban slog for the highlands of Mexico. We’re dissecting the majesty of Thailand’s…

S2E1 Society & Soy-Chubs: We're Hitting the Road!

Jun 20, 2025 33m

Welcome to season 2 of Chron Con! Today, we’re wondering if dive-bombing birds are my magical mystery guides and why I’m trading the 'chubalubs' of Arkansas for a life modeled after Jesus. We’re…

S1E15 Death & A Massive Tidal Wave of Crap: It's Time to Flee

Mar 28, 2025 50m

This is the Season 1 finale of Chron Con! Today, we’re wondering if my own brother might be a retarded dolphin and why your therapist is incentivized to never cure you. We’re dissecting the urge to…

S1E14 Stupidity & HOKA Sneakers: Why the World Should End

Mar 21, 2025 35m

Today, we’re wondering if farmers get lots of ass and how American cheese is the equivalent of Brie. We’re dissecting why HOKA sneakers are the ultimate expression of retard culture and how my own…

S1E13 Therapy & Naked Men's Groups: We Have to Do Better

Mar 14, 2025 35m

Today, we’re wondering if I could be the 'Bodfather' and why I’d never go down on a hooker. We’re dissecting how the world has become a "retarded Disneyland" and why getting into a fistfight with…

S1E12 Self-Esteem & Horny Koreans: What Hides Behind Fear?

Mar 07, 2025 34m

Today, we’re wondering if telling salacious sex stories is the ultimate aphrodisiac and why my mother’s Trump Derangement Syndrome is a sign of extreme lack. We’re exploring my own identity as a 'Big…

S1E11 Boomers & Mediterranean Sex Stars: Why I’m Quitting Chron Con

Feb 28, 2025 57m

Today, we’re wondering why Boomers have devolved into giant, wrinkly babies and why my mother feels the need to pretend to read. We’re exploring the dark mirror of the ubiquitous 'nasty-ass ho' and a…

S1E10 Dreamscapes & Booty Calls: We Live in a Demented World

Feb 21, 2025 51m

Today, we’re wondering if I’m the world’s first 'Bodcaster' and why orthodontists are actually just high-status mechanics of filth. We’re exploring the blight of 'Resting Bitch Face' and the night I…

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How many episodes does Chronic Conundrum have?

Chronic Conundrum has published 29 episodes since December 2024, covering topics in Alternative Health, Education.

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Chronic Conundrum is currently moderate with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 39m.

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