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Episode 26: Things of a Fleshly Nature That You Might Not Otherwise See; or, The Best Debut on Broadway Since Streisand
The contradictions inherent in the movement of capitalist society impress themselves upon the practical bourgeois most strikingly in the changes of the periodic cycle, through which modern industry…
Episode 25: Thus Spaced Zarathustra; or, Artichoke on That!
Kids today are doing it wrong, or not enough, or something When you say that we should bump uglies, could you be more specific? Home Affairs set to crack down on MyColes Marriages If you gaze for…
Episode 24: Neither Twelve nor Seventy-Five; or, Quote Investigator, Listener Novemberr, Ayn
This week, join Beautiful Fairy Princess and Captain Handsome as they effortlessly relate to the non-Facebook demographic by establishing a terrible nickname for the show that a mirtazapine…
Episode 23: A Preventive Humanitarian Intervention Into the Responsibility to Euphemise (R2E) Doctrine; or, There’s a Reason Why They Poison Philosophers
An episode description in which I once again take some of my discarded episode titles and list them as bullet points in lieu of writing a proper thingy: Dream snorkel, come rescue me Nopin’ talkin’…
Episode 22: Single’s Toddler Cancer Nightmare; or, A Trent in the Henhouse
Self-explanatory, as always: I’m bad with names but I could identify that service set anywhere Hitch: the elite private schooldog born with a silver bone in his mouth The nose Mohs Calling the…
Episode 21: The Good, The Bad, and the Foley; or, A Rough Diamond Jubilee
In honour of Dr Gary Foley’s recent 75th birthday, Beautiful Fairy Princess continues with her dastardly plan to publish his complete biography in podcast form before Tony Birch has the chance to…
Episode 20: Conspicuous Theft Auto; or, Personal Space Invaders
See, kids? I know video games. Oh, and it’s a true crime podcast now, so that’s all the listener demographics covered. Also: Ross Thee Stallion Achtung! Unverhohlener Volkswagen-Diebe! But first,…
Episode 19: Not Another Gore PowerPoint; or, The Revolution Will Not Be Caffeinated
Lured by the undeniable architectural triumph that is the newly unveiled Feminist Wing at Floate Library—it didn’t take very long, either—our prodigal heroes return to say things directly at each…
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Episode 17: SWOT! In the Name of Love; or, There’s No More Bread Being Made
They call him Captain Handsome but his name was Elisa Day. Nicknames, huh. Where do they come from? Beautiful Fairy Princess seems to think that the answer is ChatDSV, which I understand to be both a…
Episode 16: Pane di Covid; or, What to Expect When You’re Unhinging
With the reciprocal intervention orders from The Tiff still in effect, they’ve gone remote again this week. The sound is always shitty over Riverside—as I believe Captain Handsome’s favourite band…
Episode 15: Helen–Gary Helen–Ross; or, Subtext Is for Closers
This week, Beautiful Fairy Princess and Captain Handsome—back together after what Page Six has labelled The Tiff—are joined by a mystery guest! Who could it be? Is there perhaps an unnecessarily…
Episode 14: Glory Hatch; or, The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a 99.4-odd Batting Average
Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your vegan sandals ’cause it’s hot out there today! It’s hot out there every day; what is this, the Jagajaga Federal Electorate? Not hardly, but it is…
Episode 13: Consumer Affairs’ Most Wanted; or, Apnoeite for Reconstruction
No man is an island, even Captain Handsome, who recently returned from an island and would now very much like to be one but has instead settled for erecting a set of boundaries around himself as…
Episode 12: You’ve Gotta Be Judicious With Lube; or, Kill the John Butler in Your Head With the Knife He Forged
Finally back in Captain Handsome’s home office/studio/Idi Amin shrine after two weeks spent hitting, smashing, beckoning, summoning, upsizing, vaccinating, and otherwising, our intrepid hosts are…
Episode 11: A Very Special Episode; or, Please Send Help
All work and no play makes Bitsy a dull boy All work and no play makes Bitsy a dull boy All work and no play mmakes Bitsy a dull boy All work and no PLay ma es Bitsy a dull boy All work and no play…
Episode 10: Travis of Nazareth; or, Manifest Density
This week, our heroes are fearlessly testing the limits of remote recording technology. As will be apparent, Beautiful Fairy Princess has opted to record in an abandoned grain silo, whereas Captain…
Episode 9: Role Models Inc.; or, A Gentleman Doesn’t Sing and Tell
1. EXT/INT. LENIN SHIPYARD. BLOOD RED SKY WE OPEN on a woman, HELEN (36), beautiful, fairylike yet somehow regal, speaking into a microphone. HELEN This episode is all about…
Episode 8: Lolito; or, Private Eyes are Apple Watching You
Meatloaf assures us that 2 out of 3 ain’t bad, but can he be trusted? Neither Uber nor those responsible for the Net Promoter Score seem to think so, with the former suggesting that anything under…
Episode 7: Kentucky Fried Chatham House Rule; or, To All the Things We’ve Loathed Before
Hopped up on Quartiers d’Orange and sundry other entremets from the local footy, Beautiful Fairy Princess seeks routine from a smartwatch in the lead-up to the Masters Games. Will she, like Captain…
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